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Castiel: send dudes.
Dean: Don't you mean nudes*?
Castiel: No, I'm in a fight. I need more men.
Hange: If your leg get cut off...would it hurt?
Y/n: Duhh
Hange: How tho?
Y/n: Cuz your leg got cut off...Fool!!!
Hange: Where you gonna feel pain?
Y/n: In your leg-
Hange: Exactly!!! How you gonna feel pain-
Y/n & Hange: If your leg...is gone
Sanji: I have the body of a 20 year old model.
Y/n:...
Sanji: it's in my fridge, do you want to see it?
Nobara: The floor is lava.
Gojo: [Helps y/n get on the counter]
Megumi: [kicks yuuji off the couch]
Nobara: As you can See, there are two types of husbands here
Y/n: How am I gonna tell your family and friends I'm pregnant?
Gojo: Don't worry, I got you.
*Later at dinner*
Gojo's dad: *chokes at dinner*
Gojo: Oh no! Grandpa needs
water!
Gojo's mom:
Gojo's dad:
Nanami:
Megumi:
Yuuji:
Nobara:
Shoko:
Geto:
Y/n:
The whole jujutsu world:
Denji: The moon is beautiful, isn't it?
Y/n Looking at Denji: Yeah...but do you know what's more beautiful?
Denji and Y/n in unison: [sighs] Makima
Kate in group chat : Why do I see (y/n) at a gay club
Clint: why are you at a gay club?
Gojo Saturo headcanons
Y'all be like "Gojo is manwhore" in every fucking fanfic but tbh I think he was that kinda guy who would be nervous around y/n. He'd be stuttering wherever he tries to make a convo or causally talk to y/n. He make such a big deal about that his crush (y/n) talked to him to Geto(when in reality y/n just asked him for directions)
He'd be a blushing mess if y/n complimented him for example:
Gojo: I'm an idiot!
Y/n: A cute one at that;)
Gojo: *red as tomato*
He is quite possessive when it comes to y/n but he is totally down for threesome if it's w/ Geto or Nanami
And when (y/n) and Gojo finally get together. He- this man would cherish her- no scratch that he'd worship her. Whenever he is out working overboard, he'd send (y/n) pics of anything and everything.
Cheating. Noway like he know no-one else can tolerate his manchild ass.
Gojo loves it when you are the one in control and he wouldn't even deny it.
He'd do matching profiles.
If you two got in an argument, I can see him crying and begging u to forgive him even if it was your fault.