Only In Gotham Rp - Tumblr Posts
If you ever hear glass break, go home. Do not investigate. Do not continue what you were doing.
It was most likely a vigilante or criminal getting thrown through a window.
okay people what are the 'surviving gotham' 101 strategies??
I've barely survived my first weekend here
You done fucked up
I SAID 'THANKS DAD' TO BRUCE ON ACCIDENT AND NOW HE'S TYPING FURIOUSLY ON HIS PHONE
YOU GUYS
HELP ME
WHAT DID I DO????
I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE PROPER REQUIREMENTS
MY HAIR IS Y E L L O W
I HAVE BROWN EYES
NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE
HELP ME
You probably jinxed it, good job
Oh man my classes are in February. I hope the weather isn't a problem...
Gotta say Riddler, feel like I have a LOWER chance of dying. Ya know?
How is he so bad at hiding things?
Why Bruce Wayne *has* to be dating Superman
Mr Wayne leaves Gotham frequently, especially when Batman is injured. Clearly he is going to visit his boyfriend since Gotham is not being protected
Superman has been spotted flying close to Wayne Manor, with some people able to see members of the Wayne family picked up by the Man of Steel
Mr Wayne recently bought out the Daily Planet. Why do that if not to make sure they don't reveal his boyfriend's real identity?
Mr Wayne has said in interviews that Metropolis is a great city. Then why is he never seen there? He's only there for dates with his boyfriend.
Great, another thing to keep me awake at night...
Is anyone else concerned that this particular Tumblr Blog seems so be connected to several different dimensions? Is this an #onlyingotham thing, or is /all of Tumblr/ secretly a single entity in all dimensions?
Ever had Batman bring you coffee with writing an autopsy report? Wonders of being an ME in Gotham...
I saw something similar while affected by fear gas. My dumbass just thought I was homophobic... even tho I'm VERY gay. That gas man, it does shit.
So Joker just straight up tried robbing my school and I swear he was flirting with Batman so hard like that is not a joke he is Extremely Gay for that man.
Did not get a very good look at the inside of the batmobile but it did look like a very nice car. I also think I saw riddler handcuffed in the back.
You will NEVER GUESS who just pulled up to the drive thru at the McDonalds in East End Gotham
And here I thought it was going to be a boring week. Here’s to brushing teeth with bottled water
Anyone know who the rogue of the week is? Cuz my water is coming out green and we aren’t sure if it’s just Gotham Gothaming or if someone fucked with it
Update: 2 people ate her appropriately named “Green Goblin Salad,” and yes, they are currently hospitalized. Everyone else had a great time though!
Getting moved to the main office has been so great, we’re doing an actual POTLUCK??? Like was I told not to touch Janette’s weird green “salad” because last time it made a few people start to grow leaves and speak backwards? Possibly. But everything else looks great and is PROBABLY safe!
Honestly very on brand for Gotham’s sweetheart—even Metropolis can’t resist him
Is bruce wayne dating two daily planet reporters?
It has been a rumor from some sources that the billionaire playboy Bruce wayne is dating clark Kent and lois lane-Kent, two married couple and reporters from the daily planet in secret.
"Bruce has been involved with both Lois Lane and Clark Kent, perhaps at the same time" says one sourse. At the moment, we only have pictures of them at events together. Greeting each other with familiarity. But many resources say that they see clark kent and bruce wayne disappear during large events with lois lane covering for both of them or even joining the disappearance time to time.
What do you think of this rumor? Can it be true? Feel free to send your insight.
(@call-me-strega )
Tbh it depends on the wording. If he asked it outright or seemed happy? PROBABLY a trap. If he sounded stressed but asked in riddle form? Give the man directions
if the riddler asks you for directions, does he actually want you to tell him where to go or is this a trick?