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Every time I see a Bruce Wayne interview I die. This man is hilarious and also probably what made half the rogues in Arkham decide to go on killing sprees

Brucie : last time I heard from her she was spending her holidays with her Aunt Artica

Interviewer : Antarctica is not a person . It's a continent

Brucie : like ketchup and mustard?

Honestly very on brand for Gotham’s sweetheart—even Metropolis can’t resist him

Is bruce wayne dating two daily planet reporters?

It has been a rumor from some sources that the billionaire playboy Bruce wayne is dating clark Kent and lois lane-Kent, two married couple and reporters from the daily planet in secret.

"Bruce has been involved with both Lois Lane and Clark Kent, perhaps at the same time" says one sourse. At the moment, we only have pictures of them at events together. Greeting each other with familiarity. But many resources say that they see clark kent and bruce wayne disappear during large events with lois lane covering for both of them or even joining the disappearance time to time.

What do you think of this rumor? Can it be true? Feel free to send your insight.

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