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Just wanted to drop my Spadeliano playlist here
I will update it from time to time,and you can give me some advices on the songs I could add:D
Hope you like it<3
(Cover art is from @saltlordofold )
commish for @mithosis of our blorbies ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
How do I sign up to protect children?
I don't mean being a cop or an EMT or a politician
How do I sign up to be a homeless person sleeping on the steps of a school and when I see a suspicious non student with an AR 15 hidden behind their back show up, I fucking end them with whatever super power God gives me in that moment because I will do that for the rest of my life since GuNs ArEnT tHe PrObLeM
Our children deserve better than us.
I wanna snuggle these bois! They're so cute!
I do too!!! they deserve to be loved and accepted! ๐๐
I finished this 520 piece puzzle of the boys, and it took me a few days to complete! ๐ sadly, some of the color was smudged off because my little chihuahua kept stepping on the pieces. ๐ overall, at least the bois beautiful faces are not ruined! I'm gonna frame our babies to my room! And glorify their sexiness every morning when I wake up!! ๐๐
@memes-in-a-half-shell @the-second-circle-of-shell @tmnt-fangirl101 @tmntspidergirl @selfless1978 @michelangelo-ornge-partydude @donnie-duz-machines @donnies-icing @donnie9000 @kokokatsworld @angelicdavinci
ATTENTION LADIES!
REBLOG IF YOU IMAGINED THAT YOU WERE HAVING THE BEST REALISTIC SEX WITH THE NINJA TURTLE BOY OF YOUR CHOICE, BUT THEN YOU GET WOKEN UP BY YOUR ALARM CLOCK AND GETTING PISSED REALIZING IT WAS JUST A DAMN DREAM!! ๐ฃ๐๐๐ฅ
When we see our exes and their current girlfriends in public:
Ex: hey. haven't seen you in who knows how long. How you been?
Us: I found someone who is 10X BETTER than you! Plus, he treats me like a queen, takes me to places on dates, never lies and make excuses to leave for no reason, and gives me really sweet gifts that your stupid ass never have the balls to do at all! Except you chose to do them with that.....THING you call a cow!
His girlfriend: excuse me!?
Ex: look. Im sorry about all that ya know? We were young and dumb in high school. Plus, Don't mistreat my woman like that! So who is this guy you're seeing? What does he look like? How tall is he? Hm?
Us: *calls to him* baby!? You can come down now! In troduce yourself!
Leo: greetings. You must be her ex and you must be his girlfriend. Nice to be aquainted. Hope you two don't mistreat my lady like last time or else!...she tells me everything so you better watch it!
Donnie: *Sips his juice box* Mm! Hello. You must be her vile ex, and you must be his ugly guinea pig. You two better leave my baby dove alone! She is a sweetheart! She did nothing to deserve pain! You better learn to shut your tonsils you call mouths! You want me to give you a life time supply of shock therapy!? Cuz I'll do it!
Raph: *jumps down* Sup ya two retards! You both better watch your backs cuz I'll kick your asses if ya step foot into the city anywhere, anytime! Quit hurtin my babe! She did nothin to ya to deserve it! I'll protect her through thick and thin! And guess what!? She likes my monster cock better than your sorry excuse for a chode mama's boy! And what the fuck are you wearing!? you look like a gay guy! And plus, I fuck my baby real good as I see her face look like a hot anime chick on ecstasy! But enough about that, Ya got five seconds to fuck off or else!
Mikey: sup ya weirdos. Leave my babycakes alone. She is a sweet marshmallow, and the cheese to my pepperoni! I love everything about her. Her smile, her cooch, her curves, her boobies, her eyes, her hair, and above all, her dazzling personality! Unlike you, who treat her like trash and you went ahead for a no good low life who look like she got daddy issues. You two better stay away from my girl, or I'm gonna nunchuck yo asses! And remember! I'll be watching you like a ghost! So ya better watch out! *makes ghost noises at them*
Us: Isn't he charming?
Ex: WTF!!?
His Girlfriend: *Screams*
Watch "ASMR Male Moaning, will make you Wet๐ฆ๐ฆ" on YouTube
FFFuuuuck! Damn! That really got my panties destroyed. You should hear this! Just close your eyes, and you can definitely picture any of our turtle babes fucking us real good! ๐คค
Reblog if any of you ladies can MOAN and SCREAM like an anime chick from any hentai, and imagining yourself moaning that way seeing your Turtle Hubby of your choice react to it while fucking. ๐ฅฐ๐๐โค๐งก๐๐๐
*GASP* YAAAAS! let's hope our babies don't get redesigned completely. I would LOVE to see them in their adult years. According to Wikipedia, their birthday year are in 1999 in the bayverse films. So they would be 22 years old today. I am so excited! And give Leo a girlfriend! For real this time!
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMFG!!! YALLLLL the bay boys might be coming BAAAACCCKKKK!!!! Share the fuck outta this!! Watch the video!!!
Watch "Barbara Walters Interview 1991" on YouTube
I just found this TMNT 90s interview with Barbara Walters this morning. I felt bad for Donnie in the end though. ๐ฅฐ๐
@memes-in-a-half-shell @kokokatsworld @turtle-babe83 @kawaiibunga @cowabunga-doll @selfless1978 @angel-of-june @nittleboo @greenprincess @exovapor @tmntspidergirl
HOMELANDER & STARLIGHT
1x07 the self-preservation society
