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yessss omg it’s so rough especially since I’m impaired
I love watching shit with subtitles on and discovering that mumbled background conversations were not only supposed to be fully intelligible but are in fact plot-relevant. Like please, for the love of god, can streaming services start mixing their audio right?
how do I block or hide a tag so I don’t see it on my dash anymore
not urgent, just wondering if there’s a way cuz I’m on mobile rn and I can’t find any option to do that

He passed out 18 times but now I can finish my paper mache projects 🥰🥰
I'M LOSING MY MIND
someone. anyone. just a human that understands microsoft or xbox or minecraft
i have been slaving away for at least an hour now; simply trying to get access to Realms Stories because all my friends in the realm are pushing me to set it up. I have gotten nowhere. none of them have had the same issue.
ive gone on a multitude of websites inside and outside of the ones that minecraft actually takes me to. nothing has worked.
I click on my user in the top right. I go to the three dots. I select the top button. behold: another help page telling me to do things I thought I had already done but apparently weren't enough?
I can send/post screenshots to/for anyone that can help, but I don't want to go through all that for them if somebody can help without them.
Please

bf is sick


Second layer got OJ, cough drops and a box of mac n cheese 🔥🔥
Down on some cash but it’s all good 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 I love him sm
Sent this to one of my besties who is absolutely addicted to ao3


Had to share this here because you're right and you should say it. It's incredible how many people came out of the woodwork as soon as AO3 was down and suddenly had no compunctions at all about screaming how much they love and need fanfic--on the AO3 twitter. Is it so much harder to do in the comment section?
At this point I don't care anymore if people call me entitled or think I'm out of line. If fanfic is so meaningful to you that you cannot go half an hour without, let alone 24h, then you can get over yourself long enough to write a fucking comment. No excuses.
"writing comments is hard and scary" yeah well GUESS WHAT so is writing fanfics. fandom as a community is dying, because it is instead treated as a COMMODITY, a CONSUMER PRODUCT. We're not asking for much. We're asking for a CONNECTION. We don't want to sell, we want to share.
You've shown your hand. You've admitted you cannot live without us. Now ACT LIKE IT. Go write a fucking comment.
that’s what I’ve been going to, it led me to a help page that I went thru and made sure i could do all the stuff there. I just haven’t been able to find the setting I need to change within my account that every other help page and post has been talking about. I’ll Google the setting again later cuz idk exactly what it is, but I might ultimately have to just create a new account. I’ve even gone thru the whole family thing in order to change my age in hopes it would automatically update the setting but it was fruitless.
btw im on my pc with bedrock, getting Java tonight
I'M LOSING MY MIND
someone. anyone. just a human that understands microsoft or xbox or minecraft
i have been slaving away for at least an hour now; simply trying to get access to Realms Stories because all my friends in the realm are pushing me to set it up. I have gotten nowhere. none of them have had the same issue.
ive gone on a multitude of websites inside and outside of the ones that minecraft actually takes me to. nothing has worked.
I click on my user in the top right. I go to the three dots. I select the top button. behold: another help page telling me to do things I thought I had already done but apparently weren't enough?
I can send/post screenshots to/for anyone that can help, but I don't want to go through all that for them if somebody can help without them.
Please

little bit about me :)
16, almost 17 (yay!) | she/her but I really don’t care what pronouns anyone uses for me on here, just no neopronouns and no it/its | call me Pop, Poppy, or anything like that! Not my real name so any spelling is chill and might as well be correct | I think I’m demi but I’m still figuring out labels | this post will def be updated now and then
here’s a list of my interests/favorites:
Legend of Zelda 🐉 mainly botw and totk, don’t test me i’ll literally yap for hours
Spider-Man 🕷️ all , but favs are itsv and atsv cuz they kinda fueled the obsession
Heathers 💥 musical and movie are both bangers and you can’t change my mind i love them
One Piece 🏝️ almost through skypiea or however you spell it, ex put me on it and it’s got a chokehold on me now. I only wish I had more time to watch it
Pokémon ⚡️ got into it a bit because of my ex, don’t ask me to name too many tho. I’ll cry. Still relying on those charts for help too
Sims🧍 i have over 850 hours on the game, let’s just say covid took a toll on me. I’m not too familiar with the lore tho
Don’t Look Up ☄️ easily fav movie of all time, I’m a sucker for shit that makes me want to live life ykyk
Minecraft 🌳 sometimes I feel a passionate rage when I play it but it’s a nice thing to do with a video on in the background or something
Some of my fav books:
The Song of Achilles 🌊
The Invisible Life of Addie Larue 📖
elsewhere 🚢
Tales from Outer Suburbia 🏠
The Bunker Diary 🛏️
What Moves the Dead 🐇
Masterlist Post (poems n stuff I’ve written)
[WIP ⚠️ gotta link this on a computer and I’m too lazy to do that so just have patience or use tags listed below]
Tags you can use to find my stuff:
#Paranoidpoppy - anything I post or add to with a reblog
#Paranoidpoppy writes - exactly what it sounds like, the poems and whatever that come straight from the noggin
#ParanoidpoppyHELP! - posts asking for advice or suggestions with something, usually art related but maybe life too
i'm gonna print this out and eat it
On my summer grind

Reblogs appreciated <3
[This is a digital painting, not a photo]
guess who actually wrote something again and it now makes their blog’s claim of being for poetry the truth!

Hey Pinterest. What.
to anyone who read my original addition, NO YOU DIDNT. I obey parent old internet rules.
A poet falls in love with a singer
Listen to me, 3200 years ago, Patroclus
Plucked figs, ripe and bleeding juice,
Just for the blond haired boy who
Laughed with him. They sat on beaches,
Drank in sunlight as if it was life
Itself. They spoke to each other like equals
And had private races simply for their
Own amusement. The water reflected
In its waves just how happy they were.
Listen still. Even longer ago, furious Zeus
Sent his golden lightning down to us,
Striking the pairs that roamed the earth
As one. He scattered them, each now
Only half of the soul they used to be,
Left to seek out their other half, knowing
Nothing of how they looked or behaved;
Only that their laugh was the most
Beautiful. You say my name and I want
To melt into you like beeswax, vibrant and bright
With natural joy. I want to give parts of myself to
You, until you feel as if you are one whole
Soul again. You don’t like my poetry
As much as I want you to, but the thing is,
I would love you even if you hated me.
If the universe collapsed in on itself right
Now, and our small world came to its
End, I would be content lying in bed with
you, our legs tangled beneath the sheets,
Our warm breath mingling in a quiet conversation
That only we will ever have. The world
Will get cold around everyone towards the
End. Our air deprived of oxygen and
Heat as the Sun is swallowed. Humanity
Will feel winter like never before, the
Winters we get with the changing climate
Will not rival the end of time and space.
What I’m trying to tell you is, if you’re ready,
I want to make you shiver like that.
With lines from “History Student Falls in Love With Astrophysics Student” by Keaton St. James
**I saw the mentioned poem this morning and I physically couldn’t stop myself from opening my notes app. I just started running. The pacing and format is just so gorgeous and I wanted to emulate the theme with my own words. I will DEFINITELY be reading some more of Keaton’s stuff in the future because oh my god.**
please reblog and spread this so there's real results :))) I'm genuinely interested in the turnout as this type of thing can say a lot about a person! Comments and this post + my blog are safe spaces for anyone who wants to talk, feel free to message me as well <3