Pet Rock - Tumblr Posts
Okay another crazy idea but like...
Pet rooks
Sean and I found a species of decorator crab in Ya Nui’s tidal pools today..!
this is my poorly drawn pet rock, Simon.
I've had this visual pun in my head for some time. It's a pet rock.
I can't really say that BDSM is my thing, but still this entertains me greatly. I had originally wanted to do an X harness, but this rock wasn't quite the right shape for that. The Y configuration fit much better.
I just now finished this; I'll take some nicer photos of it when it's not past midnight and I can get some better lighting. But I figured I'd post a construction progression, because I remembered to photograph the end part.
Was feeling bored and silly the other night, so I made another pet rock. It's so eager for you to hold it. Look at it, it's already hard. This one went much faster than the first one I made, because I had some supple black leather on hand, and also since making that one I've actually acquired some more tools that make strap work go faster.
I made a couple more kinky pet rocks! The Y harness one I’d had sitting around for a while, and now it’s joined by one in a bulldog harness and one that’s fully-suited!
I dunno man. I just think these are a lot of fun to make. I should get some photos of them being held so the size is more obvious, then I’ll post them up for sale. I’ll think of more innuendo to slather the description with then.
I’ve still got a few more nice-looking rocks, maybe suggest some more ideas for costumes for pet rocks?
Pet rocks! I had these at my table at Anthro New England over the weekend. They always get a lot of attention and laughs. One with a pony play harness (that I failed to get photos of ahead of time) actually sold to one of my favorite kink artists!
These are available in my Etsy shop! And if they find homes, I can make some more!
Random Head Cannon of the Day Because I’ve been working and/or writing for like 2 hours and my brain needs a break:
Ok so like, the reason Sans and Pap have a pet rock is because one day, Sans saw a rock and had (by his standards) a baller ass idea for a prank:
Baisically: pretend the rock is this big new pet for like 10-15 minutes tops, leading up to the whole, “because this pet ROCKS” punchline. Bad jokes, scolding, the usual skeleshenanigans ensue. All fine and dandy right?
It backfires horribly.
Pap thinks that his brother GENUINELY thinks this rock is a pet, and dead pan agrees with him. Even going as far as to be like, “Well, this is your responsibility, you’d better take care of it...” speil.
So now Sans thinks that Papyrus thinks that the rock is an actual living thing, and just kinda, goes along with it???
And now they are both caught in this wierd thing where they are trying to humor the other and its just getting more and more intense. There’s even new lore being accidentally made up by the two of them, because of course rocks eat sprinkles??? Why wouldn’t they????
Idk. They’re both himbos.
Пополнение! ;)
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