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Andrew: why did my last two brain cells have to be a sad one and a dumb one
Tobey: Gee, Andrew, why do you get two brain cells ???
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Peter: wh a t d oe s bdsm s t a n d f or ??? Andrew: Bondag-
Tobey: BIBLE DELICIOUS SUPER MAN.
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Andrew spider-man: *practically annihilates team of super villains single handedly*
Deadpool: there goes and semblance or heterosexuality i had left in me.
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MJ: Do you take constructive criticism?
Peter, already crying: s u re w ha ts u p
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Aunt may, holding up baby trans peter: stinky
Uncle ben: no. dont be mean.
Aunt may, spinning them both around: Stinky bastard man
Uncle ben, distraught: nO.
Tobey, watching the whole thing: Naughty boy, brat bastard.
Peter: I t’ s tr u e, m y cr i me s a re un f or gi v ab le.
Uncle ben: NOOOOO !!
the best t4t couple
reasons why marvel peter parker is trans
1. it’s more fun than cis peter parker
2. bc i said so
3. getting bullied for being a nerd doesn’t really happen and definitely not at the fucking nerd school he goes to but getting bullied for being trans does
(this does not include flash bc they don’t bully people with the correct name and pronouns)
4. this is not a reason but i just wanted to say that he’s also pan (or bi ive seen both and idc what you head cannon him as)
5. cis people loose their shit when you say this and i only exist to piss off cis people
6. he gets more defensive when someone calls him a girl or says something about his voice than a cis guy would
7. by 15 cis guy’s voice cracks will start to reduce and their voice would be deeper so it would make sense if he recently started T
8. i didnt come up with this but flash doesn’t only call him penis parker bc his initials are pp but also bc when he first started packing it fell out of his pants and flash won’t let him live it down
9. this isn’t mine either but ned asked peter if he lays eggs knowing that only female spiders lay eggs
10. into the spider verse is a thing
every single one of them is trans (that includes nonbinary just in case y’all forgot thats under the trans umbrella)
and specifically peter was miles’ trans mentor
you cant tell me that doesn’t make sense
11. this once again isn’t a reason but he has ADHD and you can’t convince me otherwise
i don’t feel like thinking of more so just take that and get out
peter parker <3
Why You Shouldn't Mess With Magic Doors
by GothamiteEditor Peter should really learn not to let his curiosity or desire to prove he's worthy to be Spider-Man make decisions for him. Or. Peter Parker ends up in the Watch Tower, humiliates himself in front of a dude named Superman (no hyphen) and then is stranded with no way home. All because he couldn't not touch a magic door. Words: 3575, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), Shazam! (Movies - Sandberg), The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Other Characters: Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, Jason Todd, Billy Batson, Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Duke Thomas, Stephen Strange, Tony Stark, Diana (Wonder Woman), Barry Allen, John Constantine, Alfred Pennyworth, Aunt May Parker (Marvel) Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Clark Kent & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson, Dick Grayson & Damian Wayne, Tim Drake & Peter Parker, Billy Batson & Justice League, Billy Batson & Peter Parker, Batfamily Members & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Jason Todd, Justice League & Members of the Team (Young Justice), Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Roy Harper/Jason Todd, Peter Parker & Stephen Strange, Billy Batson & Shazamily Members Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, References to Depression, Multiverse, Peter Parker meets the Justice League, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, BAMF Peter Parker, Good Sibling Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent, Precious Peter Parker, Tim Drake & Peter Parker Friendship, Peter Parker Whump, Protective Clark Kent, Established Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Billy Batson is Captain Marvel | Shazam, Homeless Billy Batson, Homeless Peter Parker, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Author Is Sleep Deprived, no beta we die like tony stark, More tags to be added, Warnings May Change, Vomiting, Blood and Injury, Graphic Description of Corpses via https://ift.tt/1EofXj3
What if peter parker, as peter, competed on that one ninja warrior show. Because think about it. He has the skills, and the mind set too, he just need to make a backstory on to how he got this way other than spiderman and BOOM he's a ninja warrior. This is just a really silly he, but I like it.
Hehe a little silly drawing
Damn it
Paring: Peter Parker x Stark!reader
Word count: 562
Warning: Swearing
A/n: You and Peter are in college for this one.
You and Peter dated from Sophomore to Senior year in high school. It was amazing, everything about your relationship was amazing. Besides the occasional argument. The arguments never lasted long but they happened. You both were in your Junior year of college. Both of you did your classes online, after your Freshman year of hell. You went to a college that was hours away from his and not being able to see each other in person often, stressed you both out. You both lived in the avengers tower and kept your relationship a secret. Mainly afraid of how your dad would react.
Although your relationship got a lot harder to hide after Peter proposed. You both agreed that I’d be easier if you didn’t wear your rings, that way none of the avengers found out and told your dad. I’ve mentioned my dad a decent amount, but I’ve never told you who my dad was. Iron man. That’s right, I’m the daughter of the Tony Stark. We haven’t told him, because well, we’re nervous.
Morning began like any other, waking up next to Peter, waking him up, and then shortly after, he heads back to his room. Then you usually go back to sleep until someone comes to wake you up, or you have class. This weekend you were woken up by Natasha,
“Y/n, your dads looking for you.” She said. You groaned and sat up.
“Thanks Nat.” You said, getting out of bed. She nodded and walked away. I walked into the kitchen to find Peter and Tony.
“Y/n?” Tony asked.
“Hm?” You asked, pouring yourself some coffee.
“This.” He lifted Peter's hand, displaying a modest engagement band. You turned your head,
“What the fuck Peter?! You had one job!” You shouted.
“I’m sorry! I- I- I don’t know h- how he found out!” Parker exclaimed. Tony dropped his hand.
“So you admit that you two are engaged?” Tony asked.
“Yeah…”
“How long?”
“Five years.” Your voice, barely audible.
“Seriously?!”
“Nat, you betrayed me!” You shouted, hoping she’d hear. You watched as Peter slowly backed away, headed for your room.
“Is this why you switched to online classes?”
“Yes. My college was hours away, so I switched to online classes.”
“Why did you say anything?”
“Because then if you questioned my decision I could say, ‘I’m an adult, and I make my own decisions now.’”
“He never even asked for my blessing.”
“Dad, it took him like four years to even spit out the words ‘will you marry me’ and I think if he was gonna ask for your blessing, it would be another seven years before we got engaged.” You grabbed your cup of coffee, “I’m done talking about this now.” You walked towards your room.
“What? Y/n, come back here.” He called. “At least use protection! I’m too young to be a grandpa!”
“I’m on the pill!” You shouted, closing your bedroom door.
“Well, that’s one less thing to deal with.” You set the coffee down, “Here. I think you need this more than me” You walked into the bathroom, grabbing the three boxes of pregnancy tests, each one containing two positive tests. “But how are we gonna explain this?”
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A/n: I don’t believe that an engagement band is a real thing, but we’re gonna pretend it is.
Part two coming soon, well- eventually!
Marvel Tags: Wanna be added? 🤨
All tags: @sade-shark
Damn it: Part 2
Paring: Peter Parker x Stark!reader
Word count: 306
A/n: We’re gonna say nobody died in Endgame for this
Part one: https://fanfictionwr1tin.tumblr.com/post/659811708002516992/damn-it
I opened the bedroom door, “Dad?” I yelled down the hall.
“Yeah?” He shouted back.
“Can you come here?”
“Sure,” You walked towards Peter and sat down next to him. You grabbed his hand, squeezing it gently. Your dad walks in, “What’s up?”
I handed him the boxes, watching as his jaw dropped.
“I thought you said you were on the pill?!
“See Dad, no daughter in their right mind would tell their father they we having sex and not on the pill.”
“So you guys weren’t being safe?”
“Mr Stark, I- we- I,”
“We were being safe, but the condom broke and well- here we are.”
“Are you keeping it?”
“That’s our plan, why?”
“You haven’t even finished college! How are you both going to raise a child when you haven’t finished school?!” He raised his voice.
“Well I was hoping we’d have you guys! We want to do this, maybe it wasn’t planned but their is no way in hell I am getting an abortion!”
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Looking at the list of all the teams everyone chose; Boy or girl?
On team boy you had, Peter, Wanda, Tony, Steve, Casey, Scott, and Morgan
On team girl you had: Yourself, Natasha, Clint, Sam, Pepper, Bucky, and Bruce.
In front of you contained either blue or pink balloons. Hope had set everything up leaving the gender anonymous to both you and Peter.
You cut open the box, setting your hand on the box so it doesn’t open until you’ve cut all the tape off.
“Ready?” Peter asked. You nodded and you both pulled the box open. You watched as pink balloons flew out and you felt yourself tear up and leaned into Peter. He wrapped his arm around your waist pulling you in.
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If you were wondering, Luna Rose Parker, looked just like her Dad.
Marvel Tags: @sabnstyles
All tags: @sade-shark
This is all I want
Stephen: Peter seems like a nice kid. I would really hate for something to happen to him.
Tony: Yeah well anything we face out here will be nothing compared to what he’s in for if we ever get back home.
Stephen: Spoken like a true dad.
Tony: I prefer the term “eccentric, wisened mentor and guide”…. (sees Peter doing something potentially dangerous)PETER GET DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF.
Stephen: And I prefer the term “dad”.
had to pause @snapscube 's spiderman 2 stream to draw the moment peter gets un-mean and all his side missions back
Spider-mo! He’s actually a spider human mutant that I consider an anomaly. Not an actual spider-man oc since he’s from my book but I thought it would be fun to draw him as a spider-man.
(Background is not mine, I found it on a wallpaper website, the rest is mine.)
THIS IS HURTING MY FEELINGS! 😩😭
"Peter, the people you love and who love you, we won't remember you".
DR. STEVEN STRANGE!!!! YOU LOVE THAT BOY???? YOU SAID YOU LOVED THAT BOY!!!!!!
I finally did something myself
I drew my little piece of broccoli as a ghost with Dr. Strange
I'm really proud of myself
Part one of ...
The heroes teams
And for the end closeup on this beautiful duo
I love them
We back. And We have stuff.
I have more chickens and I will draw even more. That's a little obsession from me.
Pepper: If I will have some washes on me, you be dead, Tony