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The Kanes are sick of this B.S Pt 5

*In a theater for the premiere of the movie, Carter and Sadie are sitting all the way in the back, smiling*

Sadie: This is it, Carter! Our big break to the public.

Carter: Finally, we can actually get the recognition we always wanted!!!

*The doors to the theater were smashed through as Percy, Annabeth, the rest of the seven and their friends, and the Kanes' entire army of friends ran towards them*

Percy: *Casually* Okay, so we got as many time travel spells and made more deals with demons than the Winchesters! If we hurry now, we can go back and stop this from ever happening!

Carter: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE?!?!

Sadie: AND WHY THE HELL DIDN'T HORUS AND THE OTHERS STOP YOU!

Horus: Well, we were about to kick the living shit out of them but then they talked about their own movie and all the crap that went down there and we decided "screw it. Let's stop this."

Annabeth: Look this is our last chance at stopping this movie from ever going becoming a real thing!

Sadie: And what?! We go back to obscurity and the occasional post on Tumblr? NO WAY, YOU GREEK ASSHOLES!!

Random moviegoer: SHH! The movie's starting.

Percy: Oh crap.

Carter: Here we go.

To be continued...

Horus: Well, if it isn't Carter Kane himself. Fancy seeing you here?

Carter: I live here.

Horus: Weird how we always run into each other, isn't it?

Carter: You broke into my home AND my mind.