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The Kanes are sick of this B.S Pt 5
*In a theater for the premiere of the movie, Carter and Sadie are sitting all the way in the back, smiling*
Sadie: This is it, Carter! Our big break to the public.
Carter: Finally, we can actually get the recognition we always wanted!!!
*The doors to the theater were smashed through as Percy, Annabeth, the rest of the seven and their friends, and the Kanes' entire army of friends ran towards them*
Percy: *Casually* Okay, so we got as many time travel spells and made more deals with demons than the Winchesters! If we hurry now, we can go back and stop this from ever happening!
Carter: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE?!?!
Sadie: AND WHY THE HELL DIDN'T HORUS AND THE OTHERS STOP YOU!
Horus: Well, we were about to kick the living shit out of them but then they talked about their own movie and all the crap that went down there and we decided "screw it. Let's stop this."
Annabeth: Look this is our last chance at stopping this movie from ever going becoming a real thing!
Sadie: And what?! We go back to obscurity and the occasional post on Tumblr? NO WAY, YOU GREEK ASSHOLES!!
Random moviegoer: SHH! The movie's starting.
Percy: Oh crap.
Carter: Here we go.
To be continued...
The Kanes are sick of this BS Pt 6
*As the movie ends and the mortals leave, the demigods/magicians/immortals simply look on in silence*
Percy: SEE! WE TOLD YOU! BUT YOU COULDN'T JUST LISTEN, COULD YOU!!!
Grover: AND NOW YOU'RE STUCK WITH A MOVIE LIKE THIS!!!
Annabeth: A MOVIE THAT IS COMPLETELY, 100 percent-
Magnus: That's it?
*The three turn to look at him*
Percy: What?
Magnus: That's the big danger you guys were talking about?
Jason: I mean, it was bad, don't get me wrong. It was really bad, but it wasn't like the worst thing ever.
Percy: WHAT?! BUT THAT WAS ONE OF THE WORST ADAPTATIONS EVER!!!
Horus: Yes, that is true. It lost the humor our adventures had-
Walt: It got a LOOOOOOOT of stuff wrong like getting our personalities wrong. The acting doesn't exactly help.
Leo: And it is pretty much just like every other bland adaptation nowadays.
Piper: But it's not like it's the worst adaptation ever, guys.
Percy: But...but...
Nico: And besides, can you really say that THIS was the worst book-to-film movie ever?
*Images of Stephanie Meyer films float in the trio's minds as they sigh*
Percy: They're right.
Annabeth: As sucky as this is, as dumb as it is, as bad as it is...
Grover: It's not...THE worst. *More uplifted* Right, guys?
Sadie: *Bluntly* Nah, that was shit.
Carter: No idea what you guys are talking about.
Octavian: Am I the only one who liked it?
Nico: Didn't we kill you?!
*The two chase each other out of the theater as the Kanes notice someone talking at the front of the theater*
Random girl in the theater: Mommy, can we got to the library? This was cool and I wanna see if they have the books!
*The magician siblings look down and smile, happy that they at least inspired someone*
Carter: But...is there a way for us to make a better adaptation?
Percy: *Smiling* There is one way.
To be continued...