Poisonous Vs Venomous Thread - Tumblr Posts

6 years ago

I know everyone has probably done this a million times already but-

Logan: Remember, if you bite it and you die- it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die- it's venomous.

Patton: What if it bites me and it dies?

Logan: Then your poisonous. Jesus Christ, Patton, learn to listen.

Thomas: What if it bites itself and I die?

Virgil: That's voodoo.

Deceit: What if it bites me and someone else dies?~

Logan: That's correlation, not causation.

Roman: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Remus: That's kinky!

Roman: Oh my God.


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