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Patton: Throw lamps at people to get them to lighten up!

Logan: Throw handles at people who need to get a grip.

Thomas: Throw refrigerators at people who need to chill.

Virgil: Throw scissors at people who need to cut it out.

Deceit: Throw clocks at people who need to get with the times.

Roman: Throw matches at people who need to get fired up.

Remus: Throw a brick at someone to kill them!

Patton: Taco cat backwards is still taco cat!

Logan: I don't know what to do with this information.

Remus: Dog food lid backwards is dildo of God!

Logan: I don't know what to do with this information either.

Thomas: There's nothing worse than death.

Logan: Final seasons.

Virgil: Post-concert depression.

Patton: When there's no food. 

Roman: Fictional characters dying.

Deceit: Hipsters blogs.

Roman: Your crush asks someone else out.

Logan: No wifi.

Deceit: Crocs.

Virgil: Auto play on blogs.

Thomas: And I thought...Virgil by himself was bad...glad to see you're all working together now...

Remus: * pops up * When porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you!

Thomas: "Because of reasons" is always a legitimate reason.

Virgil: "Because fuck you that's why" is also acceptable.

Logan: "For science" is a good excuse.

Virgil: Don't forget "The stars are not in position" as a perfect reason to not do something.

Roman: "Not since the accident" can be the answer to any question.

Deceit: You guys are leaving out "Think of the children" as a way to persuade any body to do something for you.

Patton: But kiddos...what about proper adultery...

I know everyone has probably done this a million times already but-

Logan: Remember, if you bite it and you die- it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die- it's venomous.

Patton: What if it bites me and it dies?

Logan: Then your poisonous. Jesus Christ, Patton, learn to listen.

Thomas: What if it bites itself and I die?

Virgil: That's voodoo.

Deceit: What if it bites me and someone else dies?~

Logan: That's correlation, not causation.

Roman: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Remus: That's kinky!

Roman: Oh my God.