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Ye its @poketrainerzen sorry its only a side blog idk how i can make it a mainblog without literaly making a whole new email and google is already being stupid with that today so i dont really wanna fight with google to make a rotumblr account, so uh yeah follow it if ya want XD
Ello gays, baes, they's, and everyone that is straight!
Since the Pokémon anime is coming to an end and is to start a new chapter in its 26 years (don't quote me on that) of run time, I thought why not make a on the surface summary that gives the weirdest vibes possible, in my opinion.
Aaaannndd here it is!
There is a boy who has a goal, who also somehow cannot age for the amount of time this has been going on, but that’s beside the point. This boy has a goal, what goal you may ask? Well, that goal is to be able to be the greatest champion ever at his trade. What trade? Well, the trade is to forcefully put wild, sometimes murderous, animals into balls that are somehow made out of fruit, and call them out when they are useful, which is usually for battles, basically animal abuse or simply animal labor. Back to the boy, this dude wants to be able to be the best at this activity. But what is this? He’s late! And there aren’t any more trapped animals, I mean Po-Ke-MOn-s. So, I guess he’ll just have to settle for one that is defective. The boy goes on an adventure to be the champion with his defective pet, making friends, enemies, and kidnapping, I mean catching these pokemans (btw this is not a typo). But there’s an obstacle in their way. That obstacle is Team Rocket, a group of adult children and a talking, traumatized cat that wants to kidnap this defective pet that they apparently want, who have a boss that wants to produce an army of animal labor majoring on animal abuse. But they're bad at their job, like literal shit. So, this boy with a goal is able to defeat them with his defective mouse pet thing, and the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP. Ok, all jokes aside, truly the true hero and backbone of winning this fight is animal labor and abuse. And that’s the sort of summary of the Pokémon Anime.
I hope you enjoyed this little weird summary of the Pokémon Anime! Pokémon has been one of my favorite franchises and I can't wait to see where this new chapter will take us.
I hope everyone has a great and wonderful day or night! And shall we be ready to embark on a new journey with our friends in tow!
OKAY OKAY BUT HEAR ME OUT
A child/teenaged gym leader, right? But like-
Adopted! By another Gym Leader!
The player wouldn’t be entirely sure of their connection until beating both gyms and reading their dialogue, and then there can be a secret scene (like the one in Marnie’s hotel room in SwSh) where both of them are drinking tea to-go and vibing and it’s really wholesome!
And ofc it’s healthy! The adopted gym leader was in a less than ideal situation with their family, be it orphaned or abused or whatever, and the adoptee notices and is like “*GASP* absolutely not, let me go get my emergency adoption papers”
Somewhere, someplace in the world of Pokémon, there would be at least one Shuppet in my local area.
AND I NEED TO HAVE IT. I MUST COLLECT IT. GOT TO CATCH ALL OF THE CUTE SPIRITS.
“I love donuts. Jelly filled are my favourite!”
Now, that is a very iconic quote from the original series of the Pokémon anime, I doubt I need to explain it.
But, the same thing happened in the Sun and Moon, and I have not heard anyone talk about it? I believe Mallow, or perhaps the gang of six, called a bento box a “Pokémon sandwich!?” And I have heard No Mention of It?! If someone were able to confirm this, they would have my respect and gratitude! :)
I WILL NOT FORGET THIS YEAR!
Happy birthday, Mewtwo! Here is to many more!
*raises a mug of warm milk and Aeonic Goo*

Pokemon Lesson: The United Kingdom and New Zealand have the same climate, categorised by “plants!” Thoughts?
LEGENDS: ZYGARDE SAVE ME
LEGENDS: ZYGARDE
SAVE ME LEGENDS: ZYGARDE
KALOS ANCESTORS
LUMIOSE CITY
NEW REGIONAL FORMS
I KNEW THAT THEY WOULD REMAKE KALOS FIRST. IT HAS THE MOST MISSED POTENTIAL. IT IS MY FAVOURITE REGION AND I THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE TO WAIT YEARS AND I AM SO THRILLED. THIS IS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME FINALLY PUT EFFORT INTO PLAYING LEGENDS: ARCEUS JUST TO BE MORE FAMILIAR WITH THE FORMULA.
MEGA EVOLUTION!?!?!!!!
THIS IS SO PERFECT I AM LITERALLY PLAYING THROUGH POKÉMON Y AFTER BUYING IT AGAIN. I AM GOING TO PLAY IT AND LEGENDS: ARCEUS SO MUCH.
To THINK THAT I, THE NUMBER ONE KALOS MARTYR IN THE ENTIRE FANBASE, WOULD BE VINDICATED ON THIS HISTORIC DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We stan Ace Trainer Monique
Everyone, prepare to be victim to my thoughts. Additionally, I both do and do not apologise for the sheer amount of special interest that I may have unleashed, upon you all.
So, Pokemon: Legends Z-A!
My thoughts include, but most definitely are not limited to:
-My impeccable theorycrafting suggests that this game takes place in the Pokémon universe equivalent of 1853-1870, as the trailer reveals that Lumiose City has plans or is undergoing a large-scale urban redevelopment plan. Some of us have made the connection between this and the redevelopment of Paris by Georges-Eugène Haussmann, former Prefect of Seine, in this timeframe.
You see, when you complete the Pokédex in Pokémon: Legends Arceus, the game states that you have completed the first-ever Pokédex, which in turn means that all subsequent Legends games should take place after this event in Hisui. Of course, this could be retconned, ignored, or explained away, but I do not see these as likely. PLA takes place roughly ~200 years in the past, or so I have heard, which means that PLZA (I love this new acronym) probably takes place approximately 30-50 years after PLA in time.
-I have heard talk that this game will take place entirely within Lumiose City (and most likely its surrounding areas), surely in no small part because of a tweet by Nintendo America. I would be…interested in how that would play out, and would much rather see the whole of Kalos included in this game. Having said that, the idea of one massive city receiving that much attention and detail-especially one of the most detailed cities in the franchise-is very, very interesting. Besides, I like the aesthetic.
-Kalos ancestors Kalos Ancestors KALOS ANCESTORS
-Serena is back in the spotlight, isn’t she..? Well, I must say that I am happy for that. And everything about this.
-The “3,000 years” meme has absolutely overtaken everything, it just fits so well, and I honestly feel a little like AZ right now…(The “Why are you crying” meme is similar in all of these regards. Plus, it has a meta-level of humour with the quote being from XY.)
I will be preparing this game the moment I can, and watching with anticipation as more information is released. I now have the personal goal of reaching a competence with my drawing skills, so that I can create everything that I want by the time the game releases ! Thank you all for listening :)
When playing ORAS (Or any 3ds Pokémon game), please interact with the televisions.
Japanese phrases. A Stunfisk love story. The sheer stupidity that takes place in the Big Stadium in Unova.
And of course, Rising Star Nadia-the most underrated Pokémon character. I need to draw her.
…Interact with the televisions.
…The Nintendo Direct is over.
…There are some games that interested me. But no Pokémon.
We have no new information about Pokémon Legends: Z-A, and no gameplay footage. But the day will come. We just have to hold out hope.
I started Pokémon white after not being able to finish the black one due to a problem, and with this I started a diary of my Pokémon adventure. The biggest drawback is that I did it in Spanish but I would love to post it here (╥﹏╥)

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Ello gays, baes, they's, and everyone that is straight!
Since the Pokémon anime is coming to an end and is to start a new chapter in its 26 years (don't quote me on that) of run time, I thought why not make a on the surface summary that gives the weirdest vibes possible, in my opinion.
Aaaannndd here it is!
There is a boy who has a goal, who also somehow cannot age for the amount of time this has been going on, but that’s beside the point. This boy has a goal, what goal you may ask? Well, that goal is to be able to be the greatest champion ever at his trade. What trade? Well, the trade is to forcefully put wild, sometimes murderous, animals into balls that are somehow made out of fruit, and call them out when they are useful, which is usually for battles, basically animal abuse or simply animal labor. Back to the boy, this dude wants to be able to be the best at this activity. But what is this? He’s late! And there aren’t any more trapped animals, I mean Po-Ke-MOn-s. So, I guess he’ll just have to settle for one that is defective. The boy goes on an adventure to be the champion with his defective pet, making friends, enemies, and kidnapping, I mean catching these pokemans (btw this is not a typo). But there’s an obstacle in their way. That obstacle is Team Rocket, a group of adult children and a talking, traumatized cat that wants to kidnap this defective pet that they apparently want, who have a boss that wants to produce an army of animal labor majoring on animal abuse. But they're bad at their job, like literal shit. So, this boy with a goal is able to defeat them with his defective mouse pet thing, and the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP. Ok, all jokes aside, truly the true hero and backbone of winning this fight is animal labor and abuse. And that’s the sort of summary of the Pokémon Anime.
I hope you enjoyed this little weird summary of the Pokémon Anime! Pokémon has been one of my favorite franchises and I can't wait to see where this new chapter will take us.
I hope everyone has a great and wonderful day or night! And shall we be ready to embark on a new journey with our friends in tow!