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Again, another take on this prompt, done by me.
Person A: No. . .
Death: Uh wha- but-
Person A: Nope, I am going to stay right here!
Person A: *sits on the ground (cloud?)*
Death: But you can’t do that!
Person A: I am so sick and tired of people telling me what to do! It’s always “Person A you need to this” and “Person A you need to do that.” WHAT ABOUT WHAT I WANT!
Person A: So, no, I’m going to stay right here and not listen to a word YOU or ANYONE has to say.
Death: But that’s not-
Person A: NOPE! La la la la la la I cAn’T hERe yOu! La la la la la!
Death: *pinches bridge of their nose* This is going to be a long day. . .
Today was a shit day. Everyone telling you what to do. You were so angry, you didn’t notice the car. - You wake up, the pit to hell on your left, gates to heaven right. Death stands before you, pointing to a chair. “Sit, we will decide your fate.” That’s it, the final straw. “No.”
Ello gays, baes, they's, and everyone that is straight!
Since the Pokémon anime is coming to an end and is to start a new chapter in its 26 years (don't quote me on that) of run time, I thought why not make a on the surface summary that gives the weirdest vibes possible, in my opinion.
Aaaannndd here it is!
There is a boy who has a goal, who also somehow cannot age for the amount of time this has been going on, but that’s beside the point. This boy has a goal, what goal you may ask? Well, that goal is to be able to be the greatest champion ever at his trade. What trade? Well, the trade is to forcefully put wild, sometimes murderous, animals into balls that are somehow made out of fruit, and call them out when they are useful, which is usually for battles, basically animal abuse or simply animal labor. Back to the boy, this dude wants to be able to be the best at this activity. But what is this? He’s late! And there aren’t any more trapped animals, I mean Po-Ke-MOn-s. So, I guess he’ll just have to settle for one that is defective. The boy goes on an adventure to be the champion with his defective pet, making friends, enemies, and kidnapping, I mean catching these pokemans (btw this is not a typo). But there’s an obstacle in their way. That obstacle is Team Rocket, a group of adult children and a talking, traumatized cat that wants to kidnap this defective pet that they apparently want, who have a boss that wants to produce an army of animal labor majoring on animal abuse. But they're bad at their job, like literal shit. So, this boy with a goal is able to defeat them with his defective mouse pet thing, and the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP. Ok, all jokes aside, truly the true hero and backbone of winning this fight is animal labor and abuse. And that’s the sort of summary of the Pokémon Anime.
I hope you enjoyed this little weird summary of the Pokémon Anime! Pokémon has been one of my favorite franchises and I can't wait to see where this new chapter will take us.
I hope everyone has a great and wonderful day or night! And shall we be ready to embark on a new journey with our friends in tow!
When A Character Is babysitting for the first time they…
"Is it normal for them to climb the curtains?"
"Wait, where did all the crayons go?"
"Please stop putting spaghetti in your hair."
"I thought bedtime was supposed to be quiet time."
"How did you manage to cover yourself in glitter?"
"Why is there applesauce on the ceiling?"
"Is it always this chaotic, or is it just me?"
"I swear, I looked away for just a second!"
"Who knew a toddler could run this fast?"
"Did you just flush my keys down the toilet?"
"Why are you laughing? There's nothing funny about... oh no, the paint!"
"Okay, let's try not to destroy the house in the next hour, deal?"
Again, another take on this prompt, done by me.
Person A: No. . .
Death: Uh wha- but-
Person A: Nope, I am going to stay right here!
Person A: *sits on the ground (cloud?)*
Death: But you can’t do that!
Person A: I am so sick and tired of people telling me what to do! It’s always “Person A you need to this” and “Person A you need to do that.” WHAT ABOUT WHAT I WANT!
Person A: So, no, I’m going to stay right here and not listen to a word YOU or ANYONE has to say.
Death: But that’s not-
Person A: NOPE! La la la la la la I cAn’T hERe yOu! La la la la la!
Death: *pinches bridge of their nose* This is going to be a long day. . .
Today was a shit day. Everyone telling you what to do. You were so angry, you didn’t notice the car. - You wake up, the pit to hell on your left, gates to heaven right. Death stands before you, pointing to a chair. “Sit, we will decide your fate.” That’s it, the final straw. “No.”
Ello gays, baes, they's, and everyone that is straight!
Since the Pokémon anime is coming to an end and is to start a new chapter in its 26 years (don't quote me on that) of run time, I thought why not make a on the surface summary that gives the weirdest vibes possible, in my opinion.
Aaaannndd here it is!
There is a boy who has a goal, who also somehow cannot age for the amount of time this has been going on, but that’s beside the point. This boy has a goal, what goal you may ask? Well, that goal is to be able to be the greatest champion ever at his trade. What trade? Well, the trade is to forcefully put wild, sometimes murderous, animals into balls that are somehow made out of fruit, and call them out when they are useful, which is usually for battles, basically animal abuse or simply animal labor. Back to the boy, this dude wants to be able to be the best at this activity. But what is this? He’s late! And there aren’t any more trapped animals, I mean Po-Ke-MOn-s. So, I guess he’ll just have to settle for one that is defective. The boy goes on an adventure to be the champion with his defective pet, making friends, enemies, and kidnapping, I mean catching these pokemans (btw this is not a typo). But there’s an obstacle in their way. That obstacle is Team Rocket, a group of adult children and a talking, traumatized cat that wants to kidnap this defective pet that they apparently want, who have a boss that wants to produce an army of animal labor majoring on animal abuse. But they're bad at their job, like literal shit. So, this boy with a goal is able to defeat them with his defective mouse pet thing, and the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP. Ok, all jokes aside, truly the true hero and backbone of winning this fight is animal labor and abuse. And that’s the sort of summary of the Pokémon Anime.
I hope you enjoyed this little weird summary of the Pokémon Anime! Pokémon has been one of my favorite franchises and I can't wait to see where this new chapter will take us.
I hope everyone has a great and wonderful day or night! And shall we be ready to embark on a new journey with our friends in tow!
✨️First & Last Lines✨️
Made by @kaylinalexanderbooks ! This was inadvertently hilarious 😂 great contrasts here.
Rules: Post the first and most recent/last line of dialogue from a couple OCs! Narration doesn't count.
Seeker🌠:
"But our trajectory had us flying into a tundra! If we land only to die before making contact, the mission is forfeit!"
"Ohhhelllo Vallyn.."
Klaus🌻:
"If that ever comes to pass, you must find whoever you sell me to and tell me how you managed to explain away your involvement, Father,"
"I thought you liked my mouth."
Kazimier💋:
"Kazimier." he rasps eventually.
"It's been less than pleasing lately."
Val🐁:
"My name is Valian, Messere. Her Grace arranged to have me delivered to you."
"Don't need to tell me twice," Val mutters, and then the door is closed and they are alone.
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