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infected Paul? Infected with what? Bisexuality?
Human Lords in Black Headcanons
(No most of these don't align with canon. No I don't care.)
(P.s. I believe all the Lords in Black (besides Wiggly and Webby) are half-siblings.)
Wiggly:
His human name would be William.
He/Him pronouns.
Definitely straight. Ally, but straight.
Him and Webby are the eldest siblings. Twins, to be more specific.
Probably around 5'7 in height, no I don't take criticism. Wiggly is a short king, alright?
Has naturally brown hair, but dyes it green to give himself a 'distinct look'... and it's his favorite color.
Probably has freckles.
Sunburns SO EASILY. He steps out in the sun and immediately starts peeling.
Caucasian. Very pasty white.
Has killed multiple people. I don't care if that's impractical. He has.
Has a lisp.
Went to college in England for economics and developed a British accent. You should've seen his brother's faces when he came back to Hatchetfield.
Has Stahl's ear (when someone is born with a naturally pointy ear).
Autistic and his special interest is monarchs in history.
Pokey:
His human name would be Parker.
He/They pronouns.
Gay. Always has a new boyfriend. Like, every week he has a new one.
Second oldest brother.
6'0. He's the tallest of the gang.
Natural black hair but dyes it white because they thought it looked good on Webby (but he'd never tell his brothers that).
So majestic. White hair, blue eyes, dark skin. Like, how much more majestic can you get?
So flamboyant. And a crossdresser. He overdresses for EVERYTHING. But, Wiggly overdresses too.
Painful theater kid. Breaks out into song every few seconds.
Also does dance. Takes classes because I say so.
He has the deepest voice of the brothers. Definitely a bass.
Went to college for theater. Still hasn't gotten their big break yet.
Reads his poetry at local coffee shops (like Beanies)
Does drag and SLAYS it.
Nibbly:
His human name would be Nico.
He/It pronouns.
Pansexual. Will have sex with EVERYONE (Sir Pentious reference).
Third oldest brother.
5'10. Second tallest brother.
Naturally a brunette. Pink hair because he likes it like that.
Has sharp teeth. Like, sharp K9 teeth and all that.
Also a crossdresser. Basically lives in skirts.
Such a foodie. Will eat everything and anything. Literally anything. Definitely that kid who chewed everything.
Legally blind. Needs glasses to see. It HATES wearing glasses, though.
Has SO MUCH energy all the time.
Says some really fucked up shit sometimes and everyone just... stares and him...
Somewhat nonverbal.
Went to college for culinary arts.
Watches RuPaul's drag race with Pokey. Wiggly pretends he hates it when it's on (he loves it).
Pageant king. Wins every pageant ever.
Has one too many stuffed animals. almost as many as Tinky has.
Blinky:
Their human name would be Blaise.
They/Them pronouns, but doesn't mind being called "brother."
Bisexual icon.
5'4. Second shortest brother because I say so.
Has brown hair. Dyed it yellow, got sick of it, dyed it orange. Now their hair just a orange and yellow mess but they don't care that much.
Half latino. Speaks some Spanish.
Amazing eyesight. Even if their hair always covers at least on of their eyes.
Theme park enthusiast. Loves everything about them, especially the roller coasters.
The quiet brother. Very introverted, doesn't talk about much, stays in their own world.
The most tech-savvy of the bunch. Helps the other brothers with tech issues.
Always dressed down. Lives in hoodies and sweats all day while watching YouTube videos.
Went to college for architecture. Wants to build their own theme park someday.
Knows everything about everybody (Gretchen Wieners?)
The brother their siblings come to when they need to vent.
Tinky:
Their human name would be Timothy.
He/him pronouns. Also transmasc.
Pan because I say so.
5'1. Short king and we love him for that.
Blonde shaggy hair that falls to his shoulders. He loves his hair so much.
Draws on a fake goatee sometimes. Just because he can.
Fascinated by goats. No reason why, he just... is...
Loves puzzle games. Will sit down all day and just play mind games.
Youngest brother and he hates it.
Super talkative. Speaks fast and loudly.
Gets babied because he has a baby face... and also because of his stuffy addiction.
Seeks approval from everyone. Whenever he does anything, he needs his brothers to praise him. Him and Blinky are anxious (tm)
The only one with no grudge against Webby.
Not in college yet, but wants to be a criminologist.
Has a crush on this one guy he saw at a coffee shop once. Ted was his name *wink wink*
AuDHD. Once again, because I say so.
And, just for fun... Webby:
Her human name would be Wynnie.
She/her pronouns.
Bi-curious. She gives that vibe.
5'6. Wiggly loves to hold it over Webby's head that he's taller.
Has Marie Antoinette syndrom (natural white hair.)
SO many freckles. So many.
Has 3 pet spiders, their names are Hannah, Lex and Willabella.
She lives in Clivesdale (Yes, I know, fuck Clivesdale. But not Webby. Webby is the exception).
Went to college for psychology. She is so psych major coded I don't care.
Pacifist and the nicest person you'll ever meet.
Adopted a two young girls names Hannah and Lex (that's where the spiders get their names from. Webby names the other after her childhood best friend who passed away.)
Was banished from the family because of differing views with her brothers. They were mean people with no regard for others. They hated Webby for righting their wrongs. That's why she moved. Tinky still calls her sometimes... just to check in.
Classic Pokeyy
Inspired by one of @somegurl407 's au comics! :)
He’s so gay
YAYAYAYAYYAAYYA
First design under the cut 😗
Pokotho - The Singular Voice
LIB Designs P1 - Pokotho
MORE FORMS + RAMBLES BELOW CUT
Pokotho has five forms, like most of the lords - but only four are draw able. One is his true form, which I am not drawing for obvious reasons. Two is this.
His secondary form is made mostly of porcelain and fabric.
His insides are hollow, and coated in mold.
There are cracks and small lines in his ‘skin’ when he can emit mold like a fog machine.
His mask cannot be removed - his true face is beneath it.
All of the lords have incomprehensible eyes, so the eyes on the mask are meshed in with fabric.
His suits is upwards of about 11,000 dollars each, and he’s the only lord who has multiple sets of clothes.
A lot of his design is based on my person HCs on how his infection works - a large factor being he does not spread via ‘goo’, it’s an astral mold, completely chemical.
FORM THREE: PLUSH
This form has two uses, and was designed on paper by Wiley, then copied by Pokotho.
He can make small, temporary clones of himself like a Sniggle, but smaller.
They all take this form, and dissolve into mold when done.
He can also shrink to this form to be friendly.
He hates it. His eyes perpetually leak, and he can’t express his annoyance since his face is plastic.
FORM FOUR: THE HIVE ITSELF
The photo is inaccurate as in he lacks ‘outlines’.
A non-physical vapor formed from the mold.
He can only exist like this ‘emitting’ from an object, in a warm, damp, dark space. This is why the meteor was kept in its spot.
His mask is the only thing that stays constant - semisolid through the vapor.
It’s like his mask and the object he’s coming from ‘push away’ from each other like magnets, and the vapor is the ‘electricity.’
I paint him like this a lot.
GENERAL HCs:
I’ve written literal essays ‘rewriting’ or logically explaining the lords, and if anyone would like to read them I will share.
Though heed warning they’re kind of graphic?
Simple summary for Pokotho: the ‘hive’ is a mold that was formed from chemicals on the meteor hitting water pipes and becoming humid.
The mold isn’t sentient, but the Hive is. Pokotho cannot control the spread of the hive, he simply controls those infected, and started the meteor crash.
The mold ‘kills’ a person, they aren’t in any way alive - and sometimes their body deteriorates to show that.
Pokotho is the second oldest mentally, though all the lords are the same age. I have headcanons for that to, DW.
Pokotho actually loves being in a physical, semi-human form (2), simply because he likes clothes.
Pokotho hates cats. Boo.
There WAS gonna be a second panel where Nibbly says "Get a new one," while picking fur out if his teeth as Wiggly cries, and then looks over at Nibbly like "what the f u c k did you just say???"
POKEY‼️‼️
You think he knows abt the Hokey Pokey?
Thinking about that guitar in The Summoning
Kudos to that guitar, CAUSE GOD DAMN I CAN'T STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO IT NOW THAT I'M DONE GUSHING OVER THE SINGING
I love listening to instrumentals except they aren't instrumentals they are just the regular ass song I just tune out the words ^^
(definitely not re posting the silly in suspenders shhhhhh)
I'm lazy so I'm reblogging it
I put 0 effort into this how did I
↓↓Alternates
Pokey and his favorite little plaything
I saw someone talk about Pokey wanting Paul in the hive like a trophy. Like “look, I got the guy who doesn’t like musicals in the musical zombie hivemind” then it turnt into trophy wife
Amazing art. All the designes embody the characters so well.
Also, I saw Wiggly and my brain went "SPLATOON" immediately, which makes me love it even more.
Wanted to make some stickers of my Lords in Black designs for me and a friend
So here’s the art for those :3
I’ll prolly make a post when I actually receive the stickers
Bonus doodles cuz I love drawing these goobers:
I love it!
Sorry about the quality but Pokey is done! If anyone wants, I'll gladly post close ups
the lords in black call us
draws your lords in black as if they’re cute little cartoon characters who totally dont cause agony
redraw yippee
i drew the new one in school so that’s why the lyric might be wrong!!
top one is the redraw, bottom one is the old one
