Poor Carth! - Tumblr Posts

The Sith Guard at the elevator: Move along.

Revan: How dare you? Do you know who I am?

The Sith Guard at the elevator: No. So... who the heck are you?

Revan: I have no idea. I thought you know!

Carth: How did you come up with the idea to send Bastila to Malak???

Amnesiac Revan: Ahhhh... Finally, we can relax for a couple of days without any Bastila's lectures! Calm down! He'll send her back.

Carth: What the heck are you talking about???

Amnesiac Revan: She'll definitely tell him about the dangers of the Dark Side and also explain that he's an impulsive, emotional, cruel, wicked villain who's out of control and his mind as well.

Carth: ...

Amnesiac Revan: I'm sure she'll keep saying that as often as possible... After that she'll inform him about the true Jedi way...

Carth: ...

Amnesiac Revan: But we won't agree to get her back until he capitulates and gives us the actual information on the Star Forge's location!

Carth: ...

Amnesiac Revan: This is my cunning plan!

Carth: Probably, it would be better if I'd abandoned the Endar Spire without you...

Revan on the Leviathan: Falling in love with me was absolutely your biggest mistake...

Carth: Are you talking to me right now???

Bastila: Or to me?

Exactly, Revan!:D

I have several reasons why I prefer interpretations in which Revan is a woman. This, however, happens to be reason No. 1. 

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On Taris

Amnesiac Revan: I killed people not only on the Endar Spire, you know...

Carth: You were a peaceful space explorer who killed people???

Amnesiac Revan: I had bad days!

Amnesiac Revan: Calm down, Carth! Everything is under control!

Carth: In fact, it seems it's far from that!

Amnesiac Revan: Hmmmmm... Why do these words sound so familiar?! I'm sure I must've heard them once or twice before...

On the Leviathan (after the revelation, while Carth and Bastila remain in stasis):

Darth Malak: Now your pilot has a desperate desire to kill you, Revan...

Half-amnesiac Revan: So do you!

Darth Malak: You've never been able to choose lovers, as far as I can see.

Half-amnesiac Revan: I feel like I became smarter over the years... That's why he isn't my lover, as a matter of fact.

Amnesiac Revan: The game must be dangerous, otherwise why play it?

Carth: Well... I do believe there is something seriously wrong with you!

Bastila *whispering quietly*: If only you knew...

Carth: ...Simply tell her... that Carth Onasi is waiting for her!

Me, as a player: Hey, Carth, hold your horses! My Revan didn't romance you!:D