Incorrect Kotor Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Darth Revan: The Jedi are going to kill me and you're wasting that precious time I have left to prepare...
Darth Malak: No, Revan, I...
Darth Revan: Stop. How about, "No, Master". In fact, let's try, "Yes, my Master" for a change.
Darth Malak: Oh, are you sure you wouldn't prefer "My Mighty Master"? "My Esteemed Inimitable Master, perhaps"?
Darth Revan: I have tolerated your arrogance for too long, maybe even encouraged it. But today you will know your place.
Darth Malak: And where exactly is that place?
Darth Revan: Right here. On... your... knees.
I wrote that down about a week ago and today noticed this pic by @preraphaedyke. It could have some similarities with the dialogue. What a funny coincidence!XD
Amnesiac Revan: Ok, no problem! We kill all the sith hunters following us while we look for the Star Maps, then find the Star Forge and, finally, kick Malak's ass!
Canderous: I have to face it... We supposed Revan was an only threat, who appeared out of the blue, but it seems that Republican space explolers are another secret weapon of the Republic!
Bastila: I believe, I must confess... Honestly, that wasn't me who killed Darth Revan, and I don't think I'll be able to defeat Darth Malak all by myself...
Amnesiac Revan: I know!
Bastila: Know? But... How?
Amnesiac Revan: You couldn't beat a newcomer who had started Jedi trainings only a couple of months before! How can we even talk about the Sith Lords?
Wow, I love that! Carth and Bastila's expressions are wonderful! And Revan saying 'Fuc...' is perfect! (totally agree with her) The whole moment is depicted much better than I imagined! I like how Revan is sitting at the desk like in a school classroom in front of strict teachers!:D Finally, I believe that Revan either killed somebody... or she might have saved Malak's life lately. Because why not?:D Thank you sm for this sketch! It really made my day!:D
P.S. 'Were you even thinking?' from Bastila is brilliant!:) Carth seems a little bit confused...:D
A rough sketch of @dairine-bonnet post. It seems Revan got into a little bit of trouble. Either she adopted more Gizka or killed somebody. Which one is it?
Bastila *speaking monotonously*: The story of Revan and Malak is one of those that ended in tragically and we must take a lesson from that by now...
Amnesiac Revan: Ended? You're kidding?! If you've forgotten, Malak is still alive!
Bastila *a bit insulted by the being interrupted, staring at Revan*: Somehow, I have a deep feeling that the whole story will end tragically!
A Betrayal
On the Leviathan (after the revelation, while Carth and Bastila remain in stasis):
Darth Malak: Now your pilot has a desperate desire to kill you, Revan...
Half-amnesiac Revan: So do you!
Darth Malak: You've never been able to choose lovers, as far as I can see.
Half-amnesiac Revan: I feel like I became smarter over the years... That's why he isn't my lover, as a matter of fact.
"I am aware that I am surrounded by people who feel that they could do the job better. Strong people with powerful characters... But for better or worse, the duty of leading the Republic has fallen on my shoulders."
- Revan
Bastila: Finally! One Star Map more and we are ready to meet Darth Malak face-to-face to defeat him!
Amnesiac Revan: Each time you feel like killing yourself, Bastila, don’t drag other people into it.
Amnesiac Revan: How can The Jedi Council send a completely inexperienced padawan like me to stand against Malak?
Bastila: Hmmm?!
Amnesiac Revan: It just appears as if they want to get rid both of me and Malak at once.
Bastila: ...
(On the Ebon Hawk's board, while all the crew members are having dinner)
Juhani: Sorry for all the issues we had to deal with because of me...
Bastila: Sorry for that delay on Tatooine...
(Amnesiac?) Revan *muttering*: Hmmm... If I had to start saying sorry for anything, I'd have to keep doing that for ages! So... I'm not even gonna start!
Amnesiac Revan: As one of that Jedi Council idiots said...
Amnesiac Revan: Can't recall which one, however...
Bastila: Sorry? What have you just said???
Amnesiac Revan: Why?! There are a bunch of idiots in the Jedi Council! How can I be able to remember all of them?
Amnesiac Revan *speaking to Carth and Mission*: Bastila's coming... I'm disappearing for a while. Otherwise, I will listen to a lecture on one of the three topics
Mission: What topics?
Amnesiac Revan: Dangers of the Dark Side. Consequences of falling to the Dark Side. Once upon a time there were two young jedi knights called Revan and Malak, who fell to the Dark Side afterwards...
Bastila *whose voice is getting closer and closer*: Alex*, are you familiar with a term 'responsibility'?
Amnesiac Revan *completely being ready to use the Force to slip away*: This is not a new topic, either...
*Alexandra Forst is a name of 'my' amnesiac Revan.
Darth Malak: "This is the face of my saviour. This is the face of my murderer. I promised we woud die hand in hand, Revan? I lied... Sith always lie."
Last Darth Malak's thoughts on the Star Forge
Amnesiac Revan about Shen and Rahasia *while looking at them running away together*:
Forbidden love... They are so sweet together! I'm really into stories with happy endings like this.
Mission: Why don't you have a love interest then?
Amnesiac Revan: Do you seriously believe I need these problems???
Meetra: Do you want to meditate with me?
Atton: Being close to you is already a kind of meditation!
Meetra: ... You got that line from some pickup source, right?
Carth: ...Blast if you're not the most frustrating woman I've ever met!
Amnesiac Revan: We've come through plenty of things, it's kind of natural you feel something for me!
Carth: Damn it, if you keep haunting me, i'm going to put you over my knee and and teach me lesson!
Amnesiac Revan: ...Is it a promise?
Amnesiac Revan: Those who defend each time can't win a war!
Bastila *a bit exhausted*: Great Quotes from Great Minds?! Have you been reading that book again?
Amnesiac Revan *trying to be respectful (in her own way)*: It appears that the book contains nearly as much useful information as the Jedi Code does!
Canderous: It appears that this book contains far more valuable information than the whole Jedi Enclave does.
P.S. This is sort of part 2 of this post XD:
Bastila: Don't worry, you won't have to fight agaist Darth Malak, your task is only to help me find Star Maps. I will defeat Darth Malak myself.
Amnesiac Revan: Yourself? I'm sorry, but you couldn't beat Revan without the help of Malak... so technically Malak defeated Revan... And you lose to a mere newcomer like me in 3 out of 5 duels each time. Are you sure you haven't lost the logical links somewhere along the way?
Dude I love your KOTOR quotes so much just want u to know that
Thank you so much for letting me know, kind anon! That really means a lot to me!:)