Incorrect Kotor Quotes - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
Young Padawan Bastila: *in every possible way tries to wriggle out of awkward situations and questions or avoid detailed answers to questions about Revan*.
Wise Master Vrook: Well, if we start training you, how can we make sure the Dark Lord won't return? We're not certain that Revan is truly dead!
Amnesiac Revan: ...
Master Vrook: Obviously, we don't trust you!
Amnesiac Revan: ???
Amnesiac Revan (among the dead bodies of the Sith warriors she's just killed) *speaking absently*: Now that must've hurt!
Mission: Isn't it great to learn how to wield the Force?
Amnesiac Revan (ex-smuggler): Yeah, and get involved in Jedi affairs with the Sith and Malak personally... Without a doubt, I've dreamed about that all my life!
Revan: If you don't remember who you really are or don't want to admit it, how can you fix your mistakes made in the past properly, hmmm?
I devote it to one episode in the game. After crashing on Lehon there's a conversation with all the crew members. Jolee namess the main character Revan while talking about Bastila, and there are two possible options in reply:
1) Don't call me that! I'm not Revan anymore.
2) If Bastila joined Malak, then she'll suffer the same fate he does.
They are both absolutely wrong for my Revan. At this stage, she admits she is Revan, not that false identity. But she has no intention to talk about Bastila (and Malak too, I guess) like that either! Personally, I think it would be a little bit unhealthy for Revan to deny her true identity at that time.
P.S. Despite that, this is literally my favourite computer game. I find it inspirational, fascinating, exciting and almost ideal! Funny fact: I was inspired to write fics and learn English thanks to that game! 20th anniversary... OMG! Yeah, I'm rather old, can't believe it!:D Ha, my favourite moment from the game is still Revelation. I've recently played the game and somehow was shocked when Darth Malak appeared in front of you on the Leviathan at the time when freedom became to seem real (and the whole discussion is something)!
On Korriban, in Tulak Hord's tomb
Amnesiac Revan *been poisoned and unable to move*: Look... I'm sure we can talk about this situation...
Jorak Uln: Haha... I'm sure we could! You can even try using your feminine vibes on me...
Amnesiac Revan *sighing deeply and whispering to herself*: I'm afraid a diplomatic solution doesn't work here.
Amnesiac Revan: I will immobilize you, tear you apart, rip your heart out and feed it to tuk'atas...
Jorak Uln: Well, well..
Amnesiac Revan *suddenly recalling something*: And all this I will do without anger and passion as Bastila taught me!
Bastila *through their Force Bond*: I didn't teach you that!!! Did you find out other unreliable information in another silly book you're reading???
This is kind of Part 3 from that 'unreliable book series'...
During another heated argument...
Bastila: There is no emotion, there is peace...
Amnesiac Revan: Are you saying that to me or to yourself?
On Taris:
Amnesiac Revan *complaining about a sith guy in the canteen*: You know, I gave him an incredibly sexy look, but he ran away muttering that I was going to kill him...
Carth *sarcastically*: I have no idea how this could happen!
*Before having a conversation with Canderous in Javyar's Cantina*
Carth: You shouldn't trust these mercs. They can betray you in a heartbeat.
Bastila: I agree with Carth. I don't think it is a good idea to rely on somebody like him.
Amnesiac Revan: Yeah, 'cause we have loads of people who want to help us steal the ship. Of course, they're reliable enough as well! I feel we need to start the selection process to pick the best candidate after Mission joins us a bit later...
Amnesiac Revan: What's the point in searching for peace if I don't even have the place I can call my home... You don't have such a place too, Bastila, do you?
Bastila: ...Dantooine is my home...
On Dantooine:
Amnesiac Revan: Is the Jedi Order really going through times so tough that now jedi masters are teaching thirty-year-old kids?
Amnesiac Revan: The game must be dangerous, otherwise why play it?
Carth: Well... I do believe there is something seriously wrong with you!
Bastila *whispering quietly*: If only you knew...
Revan, Malak, the Exile (at the age of 25+-): lead jedi against mandalorians because the Jedi Council aren't going to lead them to help the Republic.
Bastila (at around 20): has to deal with the consequences.
They are all *in unison*: Thank you, the Jedi Council, for our happy youth!
On Korriban:
Darth Sion: ...You are her apprentice in name only. I am the Master, and that is why you will die!
The Exile: And it is time to find out who is better at mastering Force speed!
Trask Ulgo: You can move the mouse to the edges of the screen to rotate the camera. Alternately, moving the mouse...
*around 20-30 minutes later*
Darth Bandon: In fact, you know too much! *kills Trask*
P.S. That was inspired both my playthrough and this @storageofdust art:

On Dantooine or Coruscant, when Revan is a kid:
Kreia: I will teach you everything...
Revan: How not to be betrayed by your own friend and student?!
Kreia: ...In fact, this is not included in the curriculum...
Many years later...
Jedi Exile: I don't trust anybody!
Kreia: Then you are learning.
On Dantooine:
Amnesiac Revan *speaking to Bastila and the rest of the Ebon Hawk crew*: Of course, I'm the best candidate to defeat Darth Malak! He'll be astonished when I demonstrate how I speak Wookiee and masterfully pick locks. I'm sure it'll blow his mind and he'll surrender immediately!