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I am completely normal about him. It's not like I sit and think about him all day every day. It's not like he's taking up every inch of space in my brain. This is totally normal. Everyone else does this too, right?

this is an excerpt from an actual conversation I had. Pack it up Ford, I know it’s you.

Hello my name is Kai! I'm trans and I go by he/they pronouns! <3

I'm just a silly and nervous lil guy who's neurodivergent and into a lot of different fandoms- but as of making this account I am into Marble Hornets. I do post Gravity Falls stuff occasionally tho (I mainly reblog two of my pookies art <3)(or stuff I think is funny). I really enjoy drawing and I occasionally post things I've made :)

A few fandoms I'm in are Marble Hornets (as previously stated), Creepypasta, Gravity Falls, FNAF, Splatoon, Legend of Zelda, Pikmin, Mob Psycho 100, Sonic the hedgehog, and Don't Hug Me I'm Scared- but there's many more (so many more). My hyper fixations on fandoms change every so often so expect that.

My tags:

#Porkbundraws #Porkbundoescrafts is my art/crafts

#Porkbunedits The occasional edit i make

#Porkbunsaysthings me saying shit

#Porkbunasks any asks/art requests i get

#Porkbunshappypills this is reblogs to come back to when im sad or just need some serotonin

Have fun scrolling through the random stuff I post <3

DNI if you are homophobic, transphobic, racist, antisemitic, zionist, ableist, or generally a gross person :]

Also, feel free to ask me stuff! I love talking to people on here :) Y'all are so silly <3 (i am so lonely please-) Or if you want to be mutuals just ask ig :D (When chatting or commenting try and use tone indicators because sometimes I can't tell if you're /j or /srs)

Blinkies made by the amazing @eyesoiree ! Thank you so much for these- they're freakin awesome :)

*Yoink*

(no but I'm genuinely crying over this scene. I knew it was gonna happen but it didn't make it any less painful)(someone console me istg-)

So I have an old Generation Loss theory I made after the Founders cut came out. It's a little incoherent due to me scribbling it down before I forgot but I'm gonna put it here and try to make it a clearer. Like I said before- this is just a silly theory I made and is probably very incorrect so bear with me. (I do go into something that Matpat talked about in his theory videos on GL just to warn you lol).

In the short videos we got before the social experiments we see red text and Matpat talks about how the red represents a certain group of people that I believe Ranboo is a part of (a lot of people speculated that Ranboo is the founder but I don't think that's correct and I'll talk about that again soon). These people want to kill the founder- teach people the "right" thing to do- which is to kill people when needed and possibly not just the founder (I need to rewatch those shorts-). (also I will be referring to the group the red text belongs to the Genloss group bc im not very creative)

Hetch talks about the founder gave him a place and runs the whole Showfall media company (the founder- not hetch if that was unclear). Why would Hetch/Showfall media want to kill Ranboo if he was the founder?

We now know Hetch as the script writer- that is the role the founder gave to him. He mentions stuff like how "characters" are only useful for as long as they are able to fulfill their roles (idk why I put that in there but I do think it's an interesting line). People go through these experiments to become cast members. Ranboo completed his experiment to become a cast member and did what they had to do to get to the end- even if it meant killing. Now the thing that I find quite ironic is the fact that Hetch labelled Ranboo as the hero [Who is he saving?]

In the end before they are killed, Ranboo has flashbacks- I mean- not quite flashbacks, but images of his younger self (could be his life flashing before his eyes). Right before the box closes we hear him mutter something that sounds like "I don't care". They don't care that they're about to die- which there could be multiple reasons why. One is that after the horrible things he did he thinks he deserves to die. Two, he knows that he has "followers" in this genloss group- now you're probably saying "Kai- wtf do you mean by followers?" Well, i think that Ranboo is a very important person in this group. I don't think Showfall media would have taken them if they didn't have a bigger part to play in that group.

Also, an odd thing is that in the Founders cut trailer there's this bit of red text that says "who are you?" that is probably important.

Another thing i found interesting in that trailer "One year ago a show was broadcasted to your world. Using the likenesses of popular figures." Did Showfall kidnap them? What's this other world that Showfall media exists in like?

At the very end we get to see a cassette tape being played- probably one of the tapes that that one character found (the one from that clip of Ranboo talking about how they found some old tapes and just needed to figure out how to work the tape player). This character has finally figured it out and this is the first tape we get to see the contents of (still really curious to know more about this Zero character)

Sorry this is really long- it's old but i wanted to know peoples thoughts on it. I realised a lot of things- like how the red text might not be from this genloss group (but the who are you message makes me have a whole other theory that im not about to go into). And since we have the new "from the desk of the founder" video we have a lot more info on the founder. Anyways, hope you had fun reading through my bullshit. Regards, -Kai

GRAHH I just wanna rant to someone about Marble Hornets or talk to one of my mutuals about it but I have social anxiety and suck at starting conversations- anyone wanna be silly and rant about their head cannons or au's with me?

This is a safe space btw so there will be no judgement <3

Just wanted to let my mutuals know (specifically bones) that my tumblr has been having trouble loading (im using it through safari) so if i for some reason dont post for a really long period of time- assume that to be the case <3 not sure if anyone else has had problems with this but maybe my phones just weird

Edit: I think i got the problem fixed but god knows if it actually fixed it

So I started watching EverymanHYBRID and I had to look up Evan's height because he seemed really short compared to everyone else. Wanna know his height? 5'3. We love a short king :)

I just want it to be fall already UGHHHH- Then i can finally start wearing sweaters and layering shirts and baking pumpkin spice flavored treats even though i don't really like pumpkin spice (i just had to much of that a few years back and can't really handle it anymore) and make pumpkin pie and ahshsushsvgs. I also love Halloween :) Anyone else a fall gremlin like me?

Also- chai lattes. I fucking LOVE chai lattes.

Haven't had these in years- I remember liking the texture but every time I had one I could feel my arteries clogging up /j. They probably have enough sugar to kill you, but who gives a shit? Now I really wanna eat one. I never had this specific brand- but I'm sure they're similar to the brand I did get

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I see a lot of people talking about how certain songs remind them of different mh ships but hear me out-The song Bruno is orange. I can't figure out if it's Jam coded or Jaylex coded or what but I would love to know your opinions about this. I am currently thinking of angsty animatic ideas with multiple of the ships to figure out which works best and to make myself sad because why not

Hello Splatoon community! I've been playing splatoon 3 salmon run a lot recently and I wanted to try out overfishing but don't know where to find a team/group to start playing with. If anyone could help out or would like to be part of a team that would be awesome. Thanks :)

The real Herobrine was the friends we made along the way.

So as everyone knows, team past won. People think this means the next splatoon game will be about the great turf war. Now- honestly- i think if they had any gameplay/story relating to that it would be better as a dlc. I think in this hypothetical dlc it would be cool to maybe play through some of the events of the great turf war or do something like that. OR! Maybe you're collecting remnants/sunken scroll type things to learn more of the history and unlock new areas. Just a silly lil idea. I did see someone talking about what the fashion and music would be like in the next game and they had the cool idea of it being more 80's or y2k which i think would be super fun and neat! Anyways, im not saying the next game having the story mode being about the great turf war wouldn't be fun- but i think it would work better as dlc

Now- if it were story mode i think Dj Octavio should be the one leading you through areas/basically being the cuttlefish of story mode if that makes sense (were they say stuff while your going through areas and stuff). Maybe i just like Octavio too much idk

So as everyone knows, team past won. People think this means the next splatoon game will be about the great turf war. Now- honestly- i think if they had any gameplay/story relating to that it would be better as a dlc. I think in this hypothetical dlc it would be cool to maybe play through some of the events of the great turf war or do something like that. OR! Maybe you're collecting remnants/sunken scroll type things to learn more of the history and unlock new areas. Just a silly lil idea. I did see someone talking about what the fashion and music would be like in the next game and they had the cool idea of it being more 80's or y2k which i think would be super fun and neat! Anyways, im not saying the next game having the story mode being about the great turf war wouldn't be fun- but i think it would work better as dlc

Why does my brain feel the need to make angsty scenarios about Jay dying? Like- stuff about Tim finding him before he inevitably died- or him leaving a recorded message for Tim on his camera. And those are just the ones that aren't self indulgent (yes I'm one of those people who makes self inserts for different fandoms)- honestly those ones are more heartbreaking because it feels like I'm actually there. Anyways time to cry

I really wanna make a creepypasta playlist for my autism and i need song recommendations. Please creepypasta fandom, i beg of you🙏😔

(Idk why I haven't made a playlist for it b4 but i'm into it again so might as well) (feel free to recommend like- ANYTHING- genre doesnt matter)

Decided to share these bc ive been listening to them while doing drawing requests :> they're obviously unfinished but i still wanted to share :D

also today is technically the first day of fall (if I remember correctly) so yippee!!! It may still be burning hot but that wont stop me from wearing sweaters :)

Just wanted to make a post to say...

🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS PRIDE 🏳️‍⚧️

Fuck transphobes- go be the handsome man, beautiful woman, or stunning gender nonconforming person you are 💕

And if anyone says otherwise I'll beat em up for you :) Have a wonderful day you amazing people!