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learn to draw if you’re interested in the irreplaceable experience of trying to explain to people that this does not also make you a graphic designer

Just your daily update: Raphael Santiago is still literal perfection and still not interested. Have a nice rest of your day.

enjoy this extremely messy comic (i thought it was funny)

and some extra doodles based off your requests c:

Yess!! I love them!!

Well, if you want to blame me that you drew a masterpiece I will gladly take the blame! XDD

You can all blame @julia-loves-cupcakes for this lol

Okay so Host actually owns a Mac

Typical old book cover : blank

Well... what about the first page? Also blank

Ok, ok let's see the book spine: Name of the author who I don't know (sometimes it's Russian)

That doesn't tell me anything, I shall see the back cover: blank

I'm loosing it! Maybe the last page has an index: nope.

Ok, last try second page of the book: title

But... but what's the book about? I'm in a hurry!!

you know how in totk ganondorf is captured underneath the castle (?) somewhere, basically just bones & shit, this is how it feels to come back to this account after 6? years? yeah

Quick survey how old are you and do you care about your wedding like is it actually that serious for you

As soon as I'm out of this hiatus I'm writing brother's best friend au with suna and no one can stop me.

Yeaahhh, because the way for her to get over her "issues" with women is to engage in something she is clearly not comfortable with.

Also just because she doesn't like your faves doesn't mean she looks down on women.

Oh?! She doesn't like Svetlana? I wonder why. Does it possibly have something to do with the fact that she stole her best friends' bar right under their noses. What did you expect her reaction to be? "Sorry Kev, It is not Svetlana's fault that she is a bad bitch. #Girl power. "

She doesn't like Mandy? She doesn't like Mickey either. It is not a sex thing and her judgement was proven correct, because Mandy, the lovely gal she is, ran over another girl with her car.

Fiona looking down on sex work and thinking it’s trashy as if her best friend isn’t a sex worker

I also prefer The Homer versión, it's way layered and plays well with the Xenia and also the way inmortals see mortals, also shows their power dynamics, even though at the end Circe really enjoys Odysseus, he is clearly yearning to return home, and though Circe s.aed him ar least she showed more compassion than the unnamble.

Epic the Musical:

Circe: Oh my! He cannot be transformed by my powers! What do I do?! What do I do?! Think think I need to protect my nymphs! Oh I know! He's a man after all! I'll seduce the hell out of him to get my power over him back! He clearly can defeat my entourage of wolves and lions all by himself! I mean he's damn immune to my magic! I am sure he can do anything with his sword!

Circe: *aggressive flirting*

Odysseus: Oh my gods oh my gods she is hot...what the hell?! Oh I am just a man! Forgive me... No! Wait! J can't! I love My wife way too much! Please let us go home! I miss my wife!

Circe: Awww that is so sweet! Of course darling. I was always a sucker for a good soap opera. Of course I'll help you free of charge and here's some useful tips for your trip! Drive home safely!

The Odyssey:

Circe: Oh my! This man actually had the AUDACITY to come in my home and threaten me! And he took all precautions (a God helped him no doubt). Finally a man I can consider worthy of standing by my side and not bad looking either!

Circe: Come on, darling. Remove your clothes and let's get down on it! Let's see what you've got!

Odysseus: (oh my! Forgive me Penelope that is the only way to save my men! Hermes told me not to refuse her a thing! She is a freaking goddess that commands all these wild beasts! Power over me or not she's a force to be reconed with!) F-Fine but I cannot do what you ask before I ensure my men are safe. Please release them first and then I will (gods gotta buy myself time! Ain't prepared!)

Circe: *does that*

Odysseus: *sighs* I guess we're doing this...

*A year later*

Odysseus: Okay men you had your fun but I can't keep entertaining her forever! We must go home!

Odysseus: Please Circe let me and my people go! We have to go back

Circe: Oh but can't you stay a bit more?

Odysseus: No...I miss my wife and son

Circe: Fine, my dear, if that's what you want... Your happiness is more important than my satisfaction and I love you so I shall let you go. You paid your price fully. Here are some useful tips for you, some provisions and good luck...

this reads like the best urban fantasy ever, and I wanna read it

tag the oc who has one joke that they just keep doing

this is an excerpt from an actual conversation I had. Pack it up Ford, I know it’s you.

Is it bad that I want to establish a moment of clarity hate-club?

Yes, I do traditional art too. It’s horribly sketchy and unpolished, but here you go.

I was stricken with inspiration from an ongoing RP with @terekusart / @terezopyrope between my snowbender Kinrai (the one in the hat) and his airbender Raomong (the bald one) from the Avatar: The Last Airbender world. Same guys from this pic. That RP setting is from my other blog, for those of you who are curious. That blog’s a real work in progress; don’t hate!

Basically the picture presents two timelines; one where Kinrai gets huge and one where Raomong does. Then there’s the possibility of them both winding up enormous. Only one will be canon.

It’s only in a few of the pics, but the two of them are quite fond of purple honey; a substance I made up specifically for the Avatar world that packs on the pounds pretty fast. Basically it’s my excuse to explore rapid WG with my Avatar OCs, because why not?

The guy with the goatee is Gampo, my character who kind of inspires Raomong to gain weight. He’s one of my fattest characters by default, except when WG shenanigans are at play. He’s not romantically involved with the other two, but he’s excited because he likes shipping people who he thinks make cute couples- including Kinrai and Raomong.

I'M FUCKING OBSESSED WITH THIS FAMILY O M G

UPDATE:

i am sorry that I am uploading such crappy wips of my artworks recently,, i am currently going through an enlightenment phase rn and will soon actually do some proper well done artworks for u guys

I am also currently further developing my craft in what and discovering what it is i want to do with a career in art so please be patient with me i hope u bear with me at this moment and point in my life that im going through rn