Psyche Mess Drabbles - Tumblr Posts

Whole again

Me: About to post new fic soon.

Id, Ego and Superego: 

Compromising with myself...

Id (whining): Don't wanna...

Superego (tsking): Come on.

Id (whining louder): Noooo! Why me? Why doesn't Ego do it?

Superego: Trust me, I'm on it...

Id: It's so fucking boring...

Superego: Watch your French!

Id (muttering): Still... Life's unfair...

Superego (pinching nose bridge, sighing): Alright, if you finish this work assignement, I'll let you start writing your next chapter tonight. How about that?

Id: For real?

Superego: And Ego can join...

Id: Now, we're talking!

Post-viral inspo

Superego (pacing up and down): Right, you can no longer go to work, but you will dedicate your time preparing distance education, detailing instructions, setting deadlines, expecting homework, correcting them...

Ego (staring at reflection in the mirror): We're technically jobless, right? Is that what you're trying to tell me?

Id (thinking hard): Mind reminding me how many Ao3 open tabs you have on your phone now?