Random Shit - Tumblr Posts - Page 3
Me: *Likes something because I liked the art style*
Tumblr: Oh, so you mean to tell me that you are currently hyperfixating on this show and you want your entire dash to be filled with these characters? Say less.
Me: No thats not-
Tumblr: TOO LATE HAHAHAHAHAA
Me: NOOOOO-
I think the only downside to being able to wiggle my ears is that they involuntarily move when I have strong reactions to anything.
I find something disgusting, they move back. I'm shocked by what someone said, they move back. I'm confused about something, they move back
It makes me readable 😆😅
If you see this, spam my inbox with random-ass questions
Did this 3 times and got Parent/child incest, Monks, and Yaoi
😐😐😐
Yipee
Lol
So I guess this Halloween, I'm gonna witness parent/child incest, become so disgusted by it that I become a monk, then transition and get a boyfriend (??)
LMFAOOOOO
Fluff and smut (????????), hopeful endings (LETS GO???? But ending to what??), dysfunctional relationships (oh??)
It's weird cuz I have stretch marks on my left leg
Not the right leg
Only the left one
I only get stretch marks for one
And as far as I know, both of my legs are the same height
When I got my stretch marks in the mail, some bitch stole one of the packages from my porch and now I have to live without it smh
If someone has my other stretch mark, pls tell me I need it back 😔
I have stretch marks.
Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.
I feel like people who call Tumblr a hellsite really are skipping along in the wild wacky reef of stupid political takes, fandom slap-fights far above the depths of 4chan and 8kun. Sometimes you will see limpid sick things bubble up in screen shots, while the dark web really is the abyssal zone.
TWO THINGS THAT WOULD SOLVE LITERALLY ALL OF MY PROBLEMS:
Not living in the US
Hot werewolf boyfriend
I will not be taking any criticism
I think instead of beanbag chairs, they should just have like, four-foot cubes made of solid memory foam that you can just sink into
I have obtained 6 cacti.
So, I get severe migraines -and when I say severe, I mean I’m out for a few days. Either way, my head is so sensitive that when storms come and the air pressure changes, I can tell because my head begins to hurt. Either way, I was at the mall with my friend and I told her that it was going to rain. She looked at her weather app and told me that I must be mistaken as it’s supposed to be sunny, and I told her to just trust me.
Long story short, it did rain and now my friend thinks I’m prophetic.
i just accidentally sang “i wanna start a bank” when listening to Rob a Bank by Confetti and now i think that would make for a really great cover
I wanna start a bank / circulate economy / talkin’ to a stranger sayin’ “withdrawl” or “deposit, please” / but i’m too worried ‘bout the bank robberies
please forgive me i wrote this within the span of 5 minutes, i also have no idea how banks work uh
-Sunny ☀️
SEARCH "Florida man" AND THEN YOUR BIRTHDAY
mine is "Florida man accused of stabbing a woman over underdone potato" ITS SO FUNY ASHSOFNWIFBSIFN
I don't know what the point of an inside voice and an outside voice is if you're just gonna tell me to shut up both times.
you know how sometimes people will say stuff that sounds really inspirational, but when you think about it the thing they said just sounds dumb cuz it doesn't make any sense???
"I am a fish, here me roar, seaweed is my mortal enemy and water smells." And then people will be like "woah, that's so inspirational" but then you think about it and you're just like....wtf???
My favorite thing to say is "fish in the rain".
issues again. sigh.
UGHHHH I fucking hate being autistic. The girl I like has been such a fucking bitch recently! She's been a total asshole! She was saying that feminists are toxic and bad and being so rude. She kept hitting me with a pom pom after I just had a shitty ass period (yk like we have 8 periods a school day), almost throwing up and crying. I was like so pissed. I was obviously upset and she just didn't care! It feels like she's ignoring me and like avoiding me. I seriously need to stop loving people who hurt me. I can't tell if she's joking or not.
I was like seriously saying I was gonna kill myself because it's been on my mind. I can't do this. She looked up for a split second then looked back down. LIKE BITCH I WILL DO IT IM NOT AFRAID.
ughhhhhh I hate my life. Might be moving soon honestly. I'm not gonna last another year.
my autistic ass getting really into the most random hobbies to keep my brain busy from all the intrusive thoughts:
Really wanna go swimming cuz it's FUCKING HOT but I lowkey can't cuz I'm still waiting for the cuts to go away.
I didn't mean to go that deep i swear 😭🙏
hiding in the bathroom during lunch so I can avoid my friends and scroll on tumblr and c.ai!!!!<33333
I'm gonna start making more call of duty posts cuz I'm feral for big meaty men 😩