Rosencrantz And Guildenstern - Tumblr Posts
*not real captions. this is from hamlet*
this gif is driving me insane!
Rosencrantz: I just… really feel like I need to be amongst friends right now.
Hamlet: …Well then let’s call up the crew.
Guildenstern: Hell yea! Let’s round up the boys!!
Rosencrantz: Round up the crew!
Rosencrantz:
Rosencrantz:
Rosencrantz: The only numbers in my phone are you two.
Do you remember how you first met Rosencrantz and Guildenstern?
We are but longtime childhood friends - how this happened I have absolutely no idea. I suppose it was because I would spent copious hours in the graveyard and my worried Queen mother, the ever brilliant thinker she is, plucked the two dullest creatures from the pavement and set them loose on me like rabid curs. They are opposite of my likeness - brash, immature, entirely witless, yet optimistic and hopeful, brave and good-natured. Qualities that if perhaps I possessed I would be valued by my family. I think that Claudius has painted me villain and turned these noblemen against me, but some nights I wonder if I have done that myself.
This all to say that Rosencrantz and Guildenstern have been with me all my life, the shining observers to this mad melodrama. To lose them is to lose hope for the world.
Guildenstern: Raise your hand if you thought I was dating Rosencrantz.
Guildenstern: …Rosencrantz put your hand down.
“Will you play upon this pipe?”
“My lord, I cannot.”
day 12: lights
rosencrantz and guildenstern are up to their usual hijinks, this one involving wrapping the prince of denmark in christmas lights.
drawn in honour of the wellesley shakespearesociety’s announcement of hamlet being the play for next semester
Where can I get in on the hamlet otps? Seriously hamlet and rosencrantz lovers quarrel anybody?!?
Rosencrantz: Truth or dare?
Guildenstern: *exasperated* Truth.
Rosencrantz: Do you want to kiss me?
Guildenstern: Dare.
Rosencrantz: *leans in* I dare you to kiss me.
Guildenstern: Never have I ever-
Rosencrantz: ThAT’s NOt ThE gAMe.
Rosencrantz: Guess what I'm about to get.
Guildenstern: On my nerves.
Rosencrantz: What are we doing here again?
Guildenstern: Hell if I know.
“When people get a little too chummy I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.”
— Hamlet about Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, Act IV, Scene II
Hamlet: what is UP, rosenstern? How ya doin’ guildencrantz?
Guildenstern: um.. that’s not-
Rosencrantz: you got it wrong. IM guildencrantz
Do you think Hamlet was ever dating Rosencrantz or Guildenstern? Or both?
nah i feel like hamlet had a really intimate relationship at school with r&g at the same time he was getting to know horatio but they weren’t necessarily dating
Hamlet about Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
you know we had to do it to ‘em
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern at Wittenberg 💕
Exams are stressful
Person A: You know how love is always the answer?
Person B: Uhm,, yeah.. Sure.
Person A: well I didn't know the answers to the exams today-
Person B,facepalming: Please don't tell me that you wrote "Love" when you didn't know the answer-
Person A,beaming: Close enough, but I wrote your name.
Rosencrantz: Do you think Guildenstern likes me?
Hamlet: What do you mean? You're engaged and you live together. You're raising two cats and you're literally laying in his arms.
Rosencrantz: But does he like me?
Guildenstern: I don't.
(X)
Police: You’re under arrest for attempting to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Hamlet: Wait, did you say three?
Police: Yes, three.
Rosencrantz: Oh my god.
Guildenstern: HORATIO FUCKING FELL OFF.
Rosencrantz: Yeeted.
Guildenstern: Yote.
Rosencrantz: YEETED.
Guildenstern: YOTE.
Gertrude: I just want to know who the FUCK threw Hamlet out of the window.
when we talkin bout ‘Tragic Danish Boyfriends’ I know it’s pretty much reference to Hamlet & Horatio HOWEVER, it could also totally be Rosencrantz & Guildenstern