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Patton, trying to come across as aggressive/authoritative: You’re toast, mister!

Roman, a petty himbo: OH YEAH? YOU AND WHO’S TOASTER!?

This was cool so I did the ships:

Moxiety- Bacon and Damage 

Analogical- Toothpaste and Literature

Logince- Gasoline and Master

Prinxiety- Ferns and Fatigue

Royality- Peanut Butter and Deja Vu

Logicality- Rigging and Defiance

i just remembered that this website exists so here’s what the sides smell like, apparently:

patton: astroturf and wilderness

roman: dry leaves and harvest

virgil: grass clippings and arrows

logan: ponies and honor

deceit: hot wax and efficiency

bonus, thomas: vanilla and intensity

LAMP date to the Aquarium! 

Virgil and Patton pet the sting rays, starfishes, etc together. Logan and Roman go on the educational tours. Patton and Roman visit the gift shop and buy plushies for each other (Roman gets a pink dolphin for Patton and Patton gets a tie dyed sea horse for Roman). (They also get a purple jellyfish for Virgil and a blue octopus for Logan.) Logan and Virgil go through the conveyor belt with the arching tank overhead and visit the poisonous creature/science section. Finally, they all meet up at the Dolphin show then go to the food court to get ice cream!

Royality/Roceit Headcanon/AU

So like how he conjured puppies for Patton, Roman starts conjuring other cute and fluffy creatures for him sometimes like bunnies and hamsters. But one day he sees Patton staring sadly at pictures of cats and is confused about it at first but then remembers that poor Pat has cat allergies. So he starts thinking up a solution because the creative side isn’t about to let a friend down and then Eureka! He finds the perfect compromise. So he excitedly bounces into the living room where Patton’s knitting or something and is all. “Pat! Pattycake! Pat a Pat Patt! I have a marvelous surprise for you!” 

“Gasp! I love surprises! Well, happy surprises...” And Roman just conjures either a Cornish Rex or a Devon Rex(allergy free cat breeds) and Patton just melts. “Awww, they look like an adorable little alien!”. And he then proceeds to carry that precious little one around in his hoodie all day.

So then he makes a habit of conjuring one for Pat whenever he’s wearing his hoodie regularly instead of on his shoulders. Just wills a little Rex into existence in his pocket like the charitable angel he is. But one day Pat’s walking around with a Rex and Roman in tow when Deceit pops in unexpectedly. At first he doesn't seem to notice them, probably searching for something he misplaced earlier, but then he spots something wiggling in Patton’ s stomach and he’s all ???What’s going on??? So he strides over and elegantly pokes him in the tummy. The Rex’s head pops up out of the pocket to see what’s disturbing it’s comfy Patton Time. 

“Patton, why do you not have what is definitely not a horrendous hobgoblin in your jacket?”

“Because he’s cute!!! And he’s a cat. I like cats!”

Which prompts Roman to get all smirky. “I could conjure up a lil pal for you too, Deci Quixote.”

“I am absolutely not interested!” He snaps before twirling his cape around and heading back to his room.

“Awww, too bad....Wait! Does that mean he does want one???”

“I don’t know, pops...What animal would he even want? A snake? Isn’t that a bit too obvious??”

“I don’t know either kiddo, but I’m sure you’ll figure it out! You always do.”

So then Roman spends the next several days trying to think of something to conjure up for Deceit until he remembers his two headed snake symbol and Eureka Again! And the next time he conjures a Rex for Patton he calls out for Deceit, who appears begrudgingly wondering who’s daring enough to disturb him. “Deceit! Glad you could make it. I have something for you as well.”

And Deceit’s just stunned. “What? Why? * clears throat * I mean, not like I’m particularly interested, or anything of the sort~...” 

But Roman just chuckles and dramatically pulls a cat from behind his back. “Here!”

“It’s...just another cat...I mean! Definitely not disappointing at all~...”

“Nuh uh uh, look closer!~” And he presents the cat’s feet which little toe beans he presses to prove his point. And it’s actually a polydactyl cat! (Cat’s with extra toes.) This time it’s Deceit’s turn to melt, who scoops up the little guy to fawn over him and appreciatively rub his cute little paws. Until he remembers where he exactly he is, of course, and proceeds to sputter a few cryptic one liners in a rather flustered manner before kidnapping the cat into his room.

“There’s been a catnapping!” Chuckles out a pleased Patton. 

Meanwhile, Roman is absolutely reeling. Oh no he’s cute what the flippity flap hippining hap. 

So then he starts conjuring different critters with little birth defects just to get reactions out of Deceit until Deceit has a whole collection of them in his room. And he refuses to let Roman unconjure them. Not that Roman minds all that much.

Sanders Ships as Vines Part 6

More Sanders Sides ships as vines. These are the oddballs I didn’t have enough of to make their own separate posts.

Royality w/ Prinxiety:

P- * is coming out of Virgil's room *

R- * holding up a "Will you go to the ball with me?" sign *

P- Oh my god, yes!

R- N-no, tell your "son", Virgil...

P- Oh, okay! * leans back into the room * Virgie, I'm going to a ball with Roman!!!

V- * calls out * You two have fun or whatever.

Platonic Moxiety w/ Logicality:

* at a teacher parent conference *

V- Dad, this is Mr. Logan.

L- * reaching hand out to shake * Nice to meet you, Mr. Patton.

P- Please, just call me Daddy.

L- Wha- No.

Logince 1:

* laying in Roman's palace garden at night *

R- I just like to look up at the starts and wonder what it all means, you know?

L- Well, you at least got that right- * looks up at where Roman's spelled out "Wanna make out?" in the stars *

R- * smirks and winks at him *

L- * starts awkwardly scooting further away on the picnic blanket *

Logince 2:

R- * appears in Logan's room * Hey~

L- Why did you dim the lights??

R- To save power! Duh~

L- Oh...

L- Wait, we don-

R- And I wanna suck your dick.~

What the others gift Roman for his birthday:

Patton makes him a cake in the shape of a crown. Logan writes him a script for a gay disney prince movie (in response to the Sherlock fic he gave him for Christmas). Virgil finds him some obscure gay fantasy ya novels. Janus gives him some more costumes for his theatre performances. Remus gifts him a rose thorn based sword with roses carved into the handle and spikes on the sides of the blade.

They also all work together to make Roman's Royal Raspberry Jam a thing for Crofter's.

So now that Patton is a frog, how about Princess and the Frog AUs with his ships. 👀

* Intruality Prince and the Frog AU. With Frog!Patton and Wild Axolotl!Remus.

* Logicality Prince and the Frog AU. With Frog!Patton and Turtle!Logan.

* Moceit Prince and the Frog AU. With Frog!Patton and Albino Python!Janus.

* Moxiety Prince and the Frog Au. With Frog!Patton and Black Gecko!Virgil.

* Royality Prince and the Frog AU. With Frog!Patton and Fire Salamander/Red Salamander!Roman.

Just, More Princess and the Frog AUs with Patton now please.

catherine of aragon icons.

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Marisa Ryuoni: Age: 56443324 Bio: An evil queen who is a demoness. She wants superiority and is a conquer of kingdoms and realms and won't stop until she becomes a goddess of the universe to rule and make everyone suffer, because she has a black heart meaning she cares for no one but herself and will do anything for power godhood to be the queen of the gods. Who will stop her?!

Viper Majesty: Age: 567645123 Bio: An evil queen of the kingdom of Carnage and rules with an iron fist. She and her people devour their prey by conquering other countries for more reinforcements and equipment if they join her if not they will be dinner and she not rest until she conquer every kingdom/land that to continue to better her people, her kingdom and eat more victims.

Vanessa Royal: Age: 76654433 Bio: A evil queen of the kingdom of Vesper who cares for dominance and power. She rules her kingdom with brutality and iron fist, her goal is to continue to have power conquering and ruling other realms to become a demon lord.

Veronica Royal: Age: 234543 Bio: Vanessa's younger sister she's the queen of her kingdom Emerald. Unlike her sister she is a kind and compassionate ruler who wants best for her people and kingdom, her goal is to stop her sister from trying to take over her kingdom and tries to bring her to the good side. They used to be close, but their different beliefs has break them up and now they are against each other will they be sisters/friends again?

Victoria Royal: Age: 986654323 Bio: A demoness who is the oldest of the three Royal sisters and she's very neutral and wants no part of her two sisters fighting against each other. She's the queen of the kingdom Crimson, she cares about her people, kingdom, and her sisters, but she helps both of them that benefits both herself and her people so she doesn't care who she helps as long she gets what she wants and to better her kingdom/people.

Patricia Hime: Age: 334431 Bio: A demoness princess who is outgoing and wants to honor her family by being the next best ruler of her people and kingdom.

Princess Vänlighet: Age: 25 Bio: The princess of light of the kingdom of Hikari and she's a pacifist and will fight if she has to especially to protect her kingdom, her people and her loved ones.

Teressa Queen: Age: 65434433 Bio: The warrior queen demoness who is a conquer and wants her kingdom and people be superior and continue to conquer other countries and realms of the underworld and the the human realm.

Usagi Trece: Age: 23 Bio: A octo-rabbit hybrid with eleven hands as legs who is a princess and her mission is to bring peace and joy to her kingdom and her secret is that she's loves to challenge anyone to a fight for fun.

Rachel Boogie Lavita: Age: 56775443 Bio: A noble demoness queen who is energetic and loving towards others and wants to be a writer and movie director and loves cultures  of different countries and art.

I’mma just gonna drop this here-

(All of this is just my opinion, BTW.)

Mall Employee AU

Hi all! I decided to make a Master Post for my Mall Employee AU. It’s a lot of fun for me and there’s just so much I want to do with it. 

The Post That Started it All

The Sides and friends all work in the same mall. Chaos Ensues. 

Chocolate Growing Pains

Analogical. Logan and Virgil have been pinning over each other for nine years. Romance Ensues.

Long Time Coming

Royality. Roman has been pinning over Patton for six years. ??? Ensues.

Coming Home 

Part 2

Platonic Virgil/Thomas. Thomas hires a very young Virgil and he’s extremely concerned about him so he decides to adopt him. Safety Ensues.

His Home

Platonic Logicality. Logan finds a tiny freshmen being beaten up by a bully so he beats the bully off of him to protect him. Friendship Ensues.

Coffee Fueled Jealousy

Platonic Pre-DLAMP? Deceit Warning. Dee is sick and tired of watching the stupid group of friends who never seperate. Drama Ensues.

Small, Steady Corrections 

Platonic Virgil Centric. Everyone is unsettled by how underweight Virgil is and they want to find ways to help him. Culinary Coercion Ensues

No One Will Hurt You

Platonic Logan/Everyone. Logan adores every single one of the group members. All he wants is to keep all of them safe and happy. Logan Protecc Ensues.

The Four Times Logan Almost Lost His Shit and the One Time He Did Something About it

Pre Relationship Analogical. Logan is going to lose his shit if Virgil prances around in that outfit one more time. Revenge Ensues.

Every Morning

Analogical. Logan and Virgil have a routine. Breaking that routine isn’t a good idea. Insecurity Ensues.

Forgotten Polaroids

Platonic Virgil/Thomas. Valerie brings Thomas some polaroids she took of him back in college. Crying Ensues.

Pretty Skirts and Silky Collars 

Analogical. Logan really hates Dee’s friend that has a crush on Virgil. He dresses Virgil up all pretty. Smugness Ensues.

S’ Rambles

These are little unedited drabbles when I get an ask that inspires a little plot bunny but can’t expand too much. 

Thomas And Virgil’s first bad fight

Thomas and Virgil don’t mean to let it get that bad. It just happens. 

V just really misses his bio dad

Logan finds Virgil crying on the couch late at night. He’s watching footage of the fire his dad passed away in.

This house is a fUCKING NIGHTMARE

Virgil just wants to go on a date, okay? It’s not that serious, dad.

Dee can’t help it if he’s a little insecure 

Dee sometimes just feels like he doesn’t fit in. Deceit Warning

Virgil’s nightmare

Virgil has a nightmare and he just wants his dad.

Mister Remy? Mister Remy! Oh ma fuckin god she fuckin ded

Remy is tired. He crashes at a party.

Fluff!

Analogical Royality LAMP  Receit Moxiety Remas Loceit Sleepciet Sleepality? Wtf is their ship name? Analogical & Royality pt 2 QPR LAMP Royality pt 3 Logicality/Prinxiety Jonmas Anxieceit Thomsleep?

Logan’s little almond

Logan please… noooo

Thomas/Virgil father son shabang

Virgil just needs to sleep okay

Analogical’s Honeymoon

They relax during their honeymoon and they both love it

Kiss prompts! 1   2   3 

I did one of the kiss prompt things. People wanted it in my mall au

Roman angst 

Save him. Take his phone away

Virgil’s last name

There was a little bit of confusion, but Logan cleared it right up

Analogical Proposal

Logan gives Virgil a panic attack

Remy angst

Remy just has a crush on Dee okay (HERES THEIR FIRST KISS)

Sick Logan

Okay he needs to just listen for once in his life (Similarly, Virgil being a sweetheart and taking care of him.)

Platonic ThVi

Virgil doesn’t want to leave his dad

Emo Virgil

You most certainly will not get him into a suit

Where is Coon????

Thomas helps V find his cat

The Remy/Dee Gay Fight

Part One Part Two Part Three

A WILD ELLIOTT

Elliott joins the fam

The Dangerous College Party

Thomas bans Virgil. Virgil goes anyway

Virgil and Logan Fight Over Adoption Paperwork

They’re having troubles 

Patton Feels Bad

Roman tries to do something sweet

The Biggest Analogical Fight

Part One Part Two (feat Emile) Part Three Part Four

Small Pre Analogical Fight

Virgil is drawing, Logan thinks it’s beautiful

Logan Singing

Virgil is in love

Patton is A Cheerleader

They love watching him. (OH NO DEE WAS THERE TOO)

Roman and Virgil tease their Boyfriends

Part 2- The boyfriends strike back

PreAnalogical Flirting

Oof

Logan Comes Back

He went to japan without Virgil 

The Patton Mom Incident 

Roman angst galore. Part 2 Meeting Her

The Time Logan Lost His Shit

He threw a glass against the wall. Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

Subdrop V :(

Logan does everything he can to help

Arabella

Logan and Virgil’s daughter. More about her The time she tried to steal a pig Logan reading Plato’s Symposium to her

Logan Got Cheated on

V&R weren’t having it.

Prinxiety Fight

It wasn’t pretty. Don’t worry everything was fine.

Virgil Makes Logan Cry

It’s precious.

Sleepceit Dynamics

They work.

Drunk Bois

And Part 2- Drunk Bois in action. Drunk Bois playing spin the bottle

Virgil’s Collar

Logan spoils his baby always.

Logan’s Ex

Virgil is about to fuck him up. (virgils ex) (jealous Logan ready to fuck up Virgils’s ex at Disney World)

Sassy Dee

He shuts Rem down.

First Meetings!

Logan and Virgil  Roman and Virgil, Logan and Remy 

Pride Parade!

They had a great time! Remy even kissed Logan.

Remy and Logan Fight 

Oof. Part 2(Also his promise to Virgil to be with him someday) Part 3

Roman Dropping.

Patton knows just what to do.

Absolutely Pure

Lamp fluff

Analogical Stargazing

The best boys. (the day they became boyfriends also while stargazing)

Horror Patton

Everyone had nightmares. (The time Horror Patton also lost his shit)

Jealous Logan 

Virgil wanted to mess with him.

The Time Thomas Caught Virgil in His Collar.

Embarrassing for mostly Virgil.

Roman and Virgil Fall Off a Pier

Roman scared them all. Part 2

Logan Spanks V

He’s being bad. Part 2

Logan is Gay

*pointing to straight couple* “What does that say, Logan?!” “Gaaaay?” “No!” “Guh-aaay?”

Imagine This.

You know when your heart breaks, it is portrayed with cracks, right?

Imagine when Patton starts to cry and break, crack starts to appear on him as if he was a heart breaking! Real angst will be formed with this! 

Imagine!

Imagine that Patton have some girls’ clothes because when he wears them, he calms down and be more happier, but no one else knows about his secret. One day, Patton woke up as a girl, so Pat decided “Why not wear my clothes?” and on the outfit above. (The hair is showing the hairstyle and how long her hair is! No, she isn’t wearing her cardigan since it was in the wash) She left her room to cook breakfast, like always. Everyone start to wake up and sit at the table. They were to tired to notice the other as a female. 5 hours later, around 11 am, everyone was there and they needed Pat because everyone was fighting and Patton was the only one that can calm them. Patton comes up, still a female, and still have her bright smile. (The next part is what you ship with Pat! I, personally, ship Poly Sanders and Logically! Change Logan’s name to the one you ship with dear old Pat!) Everyone’s mouths dropped and eyes widen. Logan started to blush and stare at the fellow glasses wearing person. Everyone else had snapped outta it except Logan. “W-Wow, Logan! You would’ve thought, you outta all people would know it’s not nice to stare!” Patton exclaims, blushing herself. “S-Sorry.” Logan mumbled, after snapping outta it. “Why am I needed?” Patton asked. “We have been fighting and we needed you to come calm us down..” Thomas answered. “I think I already accomplish that!”

The next day, everything went back to normal- Well, almost everything.

-Insert ship name here that you ship with Patton- has sailed.

Female!Patton, PART 2 (Imagine 2)

First thing, first is the hair, I can ONLY imagine Polly(/The only girl name started with P, I could think!)/Patton with long hair so here is final (?) hairstyle!

You know how some of the sides are represented as actual features of the body like Logan and Patton who are the Mind and the Heart, right? As long with Virgil, they could kinda sense the others like Logan with that he could sense some of the other’s thoughts as if he was a MIND with THOUGHTS while Patton can kinda sense the other’s feelings and Virgil can when the other’s feel anxious. Notice that I didn’t put “Kinda”-I kinda just did- Anyway, he could feel the other anxious feelings, even when he is asleep.

Patton woke up as a girl, started to feel VERY anxious because he didn’t know what to do... Then he/she get a text.

Dark Strange Son, Virge: Pat, are you okay? I can feel that you very anxious. (In my world, Virgil know how to do grammar well.)

PattonCake: I AM A GIRL!! I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!

Dark Strange Son, Virge: Hey! Calm down! How about going to the imagination room and make yourself some girl clothes. Do your normal morning routine, but then go to your room with your food. I know that the others haven’t been the nicest to you, we’re going to get them back. When I yell, “MOM”, you come out and do your normal motherly thing. In all honesty, you are more of a mom than you were ever was a Dad so.. Sorry. (I, honestly, think he is more of a Mom than a Dad. I’ll even do the ‘Head Cannon’ thing if you want.)

PattonCake: I never thought, I appreciated you saying that!

Dark Strange Son, Virge: Ttyl, Mom!

That made Patton smile so much.

PattonCake: Ttyl, my dark strange son.

Time Shipped to 4:40 Pm

Roman and Virgil was fighting while Logan was teaching Thomas some more fact-logical (Blame my Brain.) things.

Suddenly, Virgil shouted, “MOM!!”

“Who-”

Polly or Patton walked in, saying “What’s going on in here?” while wearing a cute outfit that made the boys choke on their saliva.

Once again, -Insert what you ship with Patton- has Sailed.

(I’m going to sleep!)

If you’re a Sanders Sides fan reblog this and put in the tags what you hear when you read *offended Princey noises*

Everyone, except Patton...

The sides covering their mouths. A request from anon.

Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

Someone had wanted Sleep to be called Remy. Now, everyone knows Sleep as Remy Sanders!

Nobody has hated on one another because they ship something else, not from what I have ever seen. Heck, people had still gotten compliments from people who didn’t ship those 2 together.

This fandom is like no other. Everyone is slightly more concerned about making everything gayer instead of making shipping wars or giving hate.

You really can’t hate this loving and understanding fandom!

here’s the tea

not only is this entire fandom sweet and caring, but they’ve also got a ton of creative liberties. like really. think about it.

you could headcanon the sides up to high heaven. “virgil’s genderfluid” “romans a dark side” “the sides are different heights/sizes/colors”

and not once have i seen someone say “no! that’s not accurate! thomas hasn’t made it canon >:(“ because honestly? who is to say they ARENT? the sides in a whole are so mysterious and uncharacteristic that this fandom could get away with anything and it still be accurate.

like come on now! you can’t even tell me it’s not. the sides shape shift to not even each other, who have the same faces, but thomas’ friends, matching height, voice, and look to a T.

and that has seriously got to be one of the main reason i freaking love this fandom.

In episode 40 of the orginal Naruto, "Kakashi and Orochimaru: Face-to-Face!" (一触即発!!カカシVS大蛇丸, Isshokusokuhatsu!! Kakashi tai Orochimaru) Kakashi say-

"Then Sasuke's one of your pawns?"

And Orochimaru responds-

"Oh not at all, he's a far more valuable piece then that."

And it's a super tense moment and all, I'm on the edge of my seat when my sister screams out in the perfect Orochimaru valley girl voice-

"He'S mY QuEeeeEEENNNNN!!"

I've been laughing none stop about it, so her and me made this! It is beautiful, everyone kneel before our Queen!!

Here's a link to the scene in sub & dub!