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Genshin Impact
WANDERER ¤ Eons adrift
Trust,6 months and physical touch (fluff)
Rainy day (fluff)
Not in my eyes (comfort,fluff)
"Lonely" (comfort, fluff, platonic/romantic)
"Thats my girl" (suggestive)
Just a quickie♡(smut)
SCARAMOUCHE/KUNIKUZUSHI ¤ The Balladeer
Bento box of love (headcannon, modern AU fluff)
Home (fluff)
3rd times the charm (fluff, modern AU)
Your neck my canvas♡ (smut)
Don't you dare leave me! (Headcanon, fluff, mild angst?)
KABUKIMONO ¤ Puppet without a heart
For you, and you only (headcannon, fluff)
KAVEH ¤ Empyrean reflection
Sweeter kisses (fluff)
Slow burn or love at first sight? pt.2 (Headcanon, fluff)
TIGHNARI ¤ Verdant strider
First valentines (suggestive at the end)
Exhaustion (fluff)
Slow burn or love at first sight? (Headcanon, fluff)
Accepting the loss of your animal companion (headcanon, fluff, comfort)
KAEDEHARA KAZUHA ¤ Scarlet Leaves Pursue Wild Waves
Slow burn or love at first sight? (Headcannon, fluff)
For you, and you only (headcannon, fluff)
Accepting the loss of your animal companion (headcanon, fluff, comfort)
Mr.Gentleman (smut)
Don't you dare leave me! (Headcanon, fluff, mild angst?)
SHIKANOIN HEIZOU ¤ Analytical harmony
Slow burn or love at first right? (Headcanon, fluff)
For you, and you only (headcanon,fluff)
VENTI ¤ Windborne bard
Bento box of love (headcanon, modern AU fluff)
ARATAKI ITTO ¤ Hanamizaka heroics
Bento box of love (headcanon,modern AU fluff)
CYNO ¤ Judicator of Secrets
For you, and you only (headcanon, fluff)
THOMA ¤ Protector from afar
Accepting the loss of your animal companion (headcanon, fluff, comfort)
KAMISATO AYATO ¤ Pillar of fortitude
Slow burn or love at first sight? pt.2 (Headcanon, fluff)
TARTAGLIA (AJAX) ¤ Childe
Slow burn or love at first sight? pt.2 (Headcanon, fluff)
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Honkai star rail
DAN HENG
Luckiest man (headcanon, fluff)
SAMPO KOSKI
Luckiest man (headcanon, fluff)
GEPARD
Luckiest man (headcanon, fluff)
NANOOK
Destruction and love (drabble, fluff?)
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Welcome home
WALLY DARLING ¤ Neighbourhood's artist
Trip to dreamland (fluff)
Opposites attract eachother♤♧ (fluff)
Our little family (headcanon, 8 neighbour cameo,fluff)
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Kung Fu Panda
PO ¤ The Dragon Warrior
"What do you like about him?" (Headcanon, fluff)
TAI LUNG ¤ The great dragon
You, Always. (Headcanon, fluff)
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OBEY ME
LUCIFER ¤ Pride
Our Angel in Hell (headcanon, fluff, sibling love, little sister reader)
MAMMON ¤ Greed
Our Angel in Hell (headcanon, fluff, sibling love, little sister reader)
LEVIATHAN ¤ Envy
Our Angel in Hell (headcanon, fluff, sibling love, little sister reader)
ASMODEUS ¤ Lust
Our Angel in Hell (headcanon, fluff, sibling love, little sister reader)
SATAN ¤ Wrath
Our Angel in Hell (headcanon, fluff, sibling love, little sister reader)
BEELZEBUB ¤ Gluttony
Our Angel in Hell (headcanon, fluff, sibling love, little sister reader)
BELPHEGOR ¤ Sloth
Our Angel in Hell (headcanon, fluff, sibling love, little sister reader)
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Luckiest man
First time writing for Honkai star rail! Enjoy everyone
Here I am also, trying a new format of writing 🫶🏻
Synopsis: things you do that make these hrs men feel like the luckiest man in the universe
Pairing: Dan heng x gn!reader , Sampo x gn!reader, Gepard x gn! Reader
Cw: fluff, headcanon, not proofread
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DAN HENG
Dan Heng always feels like the luckiest man when hes with you, but something about waking up with you beside him either still sleeping soundly or awake gazing at him hits different.
The intimate moment you both share when sleeping together is something he wouldnt trade for the world
Its one of tbe only times you both get peace and quiet around.
If you still end up sleeping, he'll observe your features. The quite snore you make, the way your brows furrow from time to time, like your dream was extreamly serious
If you wake up before him though, he gets a bit flustered when he finally wakes up. Seeing your eyes look at him longingly as you broke the silence between the 2 of you "morning dear". It gets him everytime
he truly is the luckiest man in the universe.

SAMPO
Sampo is a comic relief. Hes an idiot and a pain in the ass
All of which you have grown accustom to over time
Lots of people dont get how you can put up with his pathetic ass but here you are.
Sampo is well aware on how lucky he is to have such a patient partner like you and wouldnt dare take advantage of your kindness towards him.
He tries to make it up to you, be it giving gifts, acts of service or intimate moments between the 2 of you
You appreciate it all, but Sampo felt like he didnt hit the spot yet, one of which would make you truly appreciate what hes got to offer
After all youve given much more to him than you know,
You gave him many opportunities. You have him patience, kindness, love...
He feels like he needs up step up his game.
He finally found out what truly gets you to appreciate Sampo Koski
Its the jokes he makes, its when he embarrasses himself infront of you when he tried to look cool, its when he gets clumsy.
You laugh, and its a genuine laugh.
Whether or not your laugh was suppose to be a laugh of pity or not it was still genuine in the man's eyes
And thats what matters.
Because anytime he gets you to laugh, you'd help him back to his feet and give him a sweet kiss on his lips.
He starts making a fool out himself more often, of course not too often...
That would be concerning, but he does so when he knows you need it the most.
When you laugh, you make him feel appreciated
he starts chanting prayers to the Aeons above, thanking them for making him the way he is, and for bringing you to him.

GEPARD
Gepard is a general, a Landau. His family was known to be warriors of Belobog. Serving until the end
As he made his way to the top, he got busier and busier. Coming home late, or even coming home the next morning.
When you both decided to make it official between the 2 of you, he told you about the late nights he may come home, and you stayed by his side anyways.
Accepting that, although it can get lonely sometimes, you are willing to wait for him to come home, and finally get the rest you both deserve together.
The general came home one night, to see a dim light coming from the living room.
It was you reading a book on the sofa, and he knew you were waiting for him again.
He felt guilty, for making you stay up and lose sleep, just to wait for him.
Gepard insisted that you shouldnt wait for him to come home next time, as he might come home later or even the next day. But you told him the same words he heard the first time he told you about the late nights
"Im aware and I dont care. I'll keep on waiting for you to come home. Whether it be 10 minutes or late into the night. I want to be able to welcome you home, and I want you to be able to sleep well, knowing that Im here right beside you."
Your patience and determination was what got him and
He knew he was head over heels for you now. My my what a lucky general this Landau became
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summary — sampo loves to rile people up, no matter who it is and what rank you are. but, once you step into his life, could he still keep up his uncaring demeanor?
genre — comedic fluff

Sampo is an easy guy, albeit, a con-artist but a real hunk of work. If something doesn’t catch his eye within a second or stimulate his brain for more than a minute… You can say bye-bye to trying to talk to him.
Majority of people view the picture on the vacation postcard of “not-giving-a-shit” and fall in love with the idea — swimming through the clear blue waters in this mental Mediterranean sea can be more deceiving than many think. It’s a one-way ticket to losing the most important skill in life, to feel concern. He for one, couldn’t care in the slightest. It all goes to show as to why he took up the very interesting and controversial means of work in the first place.
But once he stumbled across a person completely opposite to him, he couldn’t help but feel even more irritated. Of course, it was you, with your logical and reasonable thoughts and actions. Your morals were way higher on the scale than his, and he definitely could assume your IQ and EQ followed suit. He never felt so ridiculed and threatened by your demeanour because of this aura of “coolness” and “rationality.” That was the issue, he was always the smart one— or the lack thereof. If both your brains jostled within the ring, his would be pummelled to smithereens.
He wanted to brush off this problem as per usual, forcing himself to play the “unbothered” role because his ego couldn’t handle it anymore (ahh yes, the “be the bigger person” card.) But if this were a choice between mind over matter, the latter would reign dominant. He needs to showcase his true skills, it was his only “skill” anyway.
“Hey,” Sampo called out to you while you fumbled through your satchel. You gave him a quick eyebrow raise in response.
“What’s seven times eight?” he blurted out, standing directly in front with his arms crossed over his puffed chest. Yeesh.
You, on the other hand, gave him an indescribable expression that probably amounted to confusion, irritation, and most likely concern. “What?”
“C’moonn… I don’t have all day!”
Rolling your eyes, you continued to fish out some papers from your bookbag and grumbled the answer. “Fifty-six.”
“— Riddle me this. Imagine you’re in a tough situation where your pal is crying over their partner who was absolutely shit to them. Do you, A, comfort them, B, make fun of them, or C… Listen and give advice.”
Now it was completely indescribable about what you’re feeling or thinking. You slowly looked up to meet his eyes with a blank stare. You were judging him hard.
“… A with a mix of C.”
“No, only one answer!” he protested, wagging his finger in the air.
“Then A.”
He dropped his hand and returned to the same arm-crossed position. “This isn’t fun.”
“You think you’re not having fun? This feels like an interrogation, Sampo,” you playfully snapped, closing your book bag. “The fuck was that about?”
A mere shrug was all he responded with. “Just wanted to… Figure some things out,” he vaguely responded, to which, prompted your irritation even more.
“Sampo—“
“Okay, okay! Just heard from a little bird that you’ve got a head on your shoulders,” he replied in defence. “Wanted to see if it was true or not.”
“Of course I have a head on my shoulders,” you reiterated, shaking your head in disbelief. “What? You mean like, smarter?”
Sampo nodded his head. “Precisely.”
His answer made you immediately chuckle, letting out a breathy laugh. “Shouldn’t this little questionnaire prove the point? Such dumb questions.”
“Hey! They made you think though!” he argued. “Putting you on the spot and such.”
“… Easy questions like that won’t put anyone on the spot.”
Sampo inched even closer as he let out a prideful scoff, flipping his floppy bangs back with calloused fingers. “Fine. I’ll prepare something harder then—“
“Nope,” you interrupted.
“One thing’s for certain, you are one hell of a party pooper,” he stated dejectedly, rolling his eyes as he straightened his posture. “Natasha mentioned you were smart n’ all, but how is that any good if that pretty little head of yours is full of brash comments and half-assed sarcasm.”
“Since when were you and Natasha friends?” you deadpanned, the same sarcastic tone dripping from your lips.
“We always were! Hey! Don’t give me that face!” Sampo responded but as soon as he was speaking, your figure was slowly walking away from him. You lazily waved a hand in the air without turning around.
You, 1. Sampo, 0. Try harder next time, big guy.

He's so silly and stupid i love him so much 😭😭
I made some observations here, and discovered that Sampo has very interesting skills (it’s my speculations and headcanons to be more precise), not counting the fact that he DOESN’T LEAVE PRINTS IN THE SNOW and CAREFULLY CUTS OBJECTS in the game, which makes him probably the most unique character in hsr, think about it.
1. Plays keyboards. Sampo replaced Dunn in the Serval group, who plays keyboard; nothing needs to be explained here. YES, SAMPO CAN PLAY THE FUCKING PIANO.
2. Mechanics. These are definitely DIY bombs he uses. I mean, this guy can literally make a FUCKING BOMB with his paws. Or maybe something worse. My headcanon is that the bomb that Samao planted on us in Xianzhou was also made by him with his own hands.
3. Hacker. I’m sure that it was Sampo who added Sparkle to the chat with the team in Penacony, or wrote on behalf of Sparkle himself, although the Trailblazer DIDN’T ADD HIM TO THE GROUP. This already looks quite interesting, doesn’t it?

We can conclude that our Sampo is a very versatile and DANGEROUS person. “Comic Relief” ha, WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCK, MAN.
Thank you for your attention, this text is the nonsense of a madman and just a rofl AHA
I've got a theory about why Sampo is so particular about enemies to "watch the face".
And it's not because he's a narcissist.
Sure, he may talk positively about himself, with all that "I take care of my friends", "I say what I mean and I mean what I say", and "Tall, Blue, and Handsome" thing going on, but what if he wants his face to be kept in tact so that when he goes into disguises, he wouldn't be caught?
Because if Sampo got a scar on his face and dressed up as Brughel Poisson, people would immediately recognize that both persons have that wound on the exact same spot, notice their other similarities, and put two and two together.
Therefore, Sampo being concerned for his handsome face may not only be related to this self-praise thing of his (which may also be an act to keep up a certain persona, but that's a theory for another day), it may also be because he wants to keep both of his identites a secret.
emanator sampo but he has just unlimited power as long as it’s funny. Sure yeah he can create a tiny black hole in his mouth to win at a pancake eating contest and make a pig fly right after someone told him they’d buy his shit when pigs start flying but you better not count on his ass when the worlds about to end because he WILL fail at absolutely every task assigned
That Barbie trend but with Sampo and my OC


1-2 colour doodle of goobs!!
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Coloured traditional sketches of 6 characters. The first is Robin from HSR, and is winking. Music notes are around her and she is drawn in purple. Next is Kafka from HSR, with both eyes open and eyebrows lowered- she is drawn in red and has spider webs around her. Thirdly, is March 7th from HSR, with ice shards around them. She is drawn in pink. The fourth is Dan Heng; drawn in green with red accents. He has cartoony wind around him, and half a chinese dragon. He has a bitter look on his face. Himeko is next: with red and yellow. Around her is part her weapon, and fire. Both eyes are closed. Finally, Sampo is drawn with an explosion and part of his bomb visible. He has his tongue out and is smiling.