Scp Do Not Tag As Shaw - Tumblr Posts

If anyone ever comes across Kondraki and Clef fighting don't get in between them they're like dogs just knock on the wall and it will distract them well enough.

New body you know what that means I'm going to go pick at my skin for an hour or two instead of working.

My fatal flaw is that I'm not evil enough. I'm not cruel enough. I keep trying to kill my conscious but it won't die. Damnit.

The only thing I got from living in the 1800s is being self conscious about hands of all things

How to not look immortal when around civilians while in the body of a 20 something year old and another 20 something year old starts talking to you and uses slang you don't understand but can't explain why you don't understand or that you don't know what snapped cat is or how to use it

Can I have a midlife crisis as someone who's immortal and has no idea what is to be considered the middle of my life if any era of my life is to be considered middle at all?

Why can't Clef be a normal short person and be scared of those taller than him.. Or look up to those taller than him... pun intended. No offense to short people... Unless you're Clef.