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JUST A SHORT HEADCANON OF DIRECTOR BRIGHT AND DOCTOR GEARS. A FEM S/O. NFSW Content.

ANY WARNINGS: Yes, this headcanon contains sexual content. NSFW! AGAIN THIS CONTAINS SEXUAL CONTENT. NO MINORS!!

DIRECTOR JACK BRIGHT:

SFW turn-ons: A nice smile. Smelling amazing. Especially, when she just came from the shower and he catches a whiff of how great she smells when she is walking by. He likes it.

He doesn't know why but whenever his girl puts her hair in a ponytail or messy bun. It gets to him. He just finds it so attractive. It seems like a simple thing she does regularly but to him, he's like... Woah... 😳

When she wears sundresses.

Despite him, not being the type to like any physical affection he does loves it when she gives him back hugs. Then places a small kiss on his cheek or neck, his heart would literally be doing flips! His whole face turns so red too! Just makes him feel so loved and soft inside... ❤️ Also extra points if she isn't wearing a bra and only his shirt. He is going to die...

In addition to this, he is the type to love seeing her wearing his clothes. Whether it is a shirt, sweater, or even sweatpants he enjoys seeing her wear it.

When they are laughing together and she accidentally snorts because of how hard she was laughing. He finds it kind of cute. He would obviously tease her about it but it is all in name of fun.

SFW turn-offs: Bad manners. Inconsiderate. Hotheaded. Immaturity. Can't take a joke properly. Like obviously you don't have to laugh at every single joke he says but at least have a sense of humor.

NSFW turn-ons: A nice ass. Confidence but not cockiness (there is a difference). A little pulling hair but not too hard.

When she moans into his ear. It gets him going!!

When he is in a certain mood, he likes to tease her a bit. He likes seeing the annoyed look she gives him sometimes tbh. She can tease him back if she wants to but don’t do it too much lol

This has to do with him enjoying her when she is confident and comfortable with him, but he would like a striptease from her.

Or maybe her taking off his own clothes.

NSFW turn-offs: Being a bit too loud. Being too aggressive. Anything that is BDSM.

DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS:

SFW turn-ons: He likes it when his girl is talking about something she is very passionate about and becomes so excited about it! She would turn into a complete nerd talking about the subject.

Like her eyes light up. She sounds so passionate and smart about it too! He likes it. There is just something about it that just makes him weak tbh.

And yeah this may sound a bit cliche? But whenever he sees her and she gives him this cheeky grin or smile. It just makes his day. Like he could be having the most shitty day but once he sees that smile of hers. It makes him feel a little better.

He is a sucker for a nice smile too.

Little touches, or those innocent grabbing of his arm or hands. He doesn’t mind it. But only if they are alone together. He would feel a bit awkward about it if she does it while they are in public.

Likes when she gives him small pecks on the lips. Cute and simple. He would feel a bit taken back but would like it.

He doesn't know why but he finds it so cute when his girl is trying to get into her jeans and is doing this wigging dance. When she is jumping a little while trying to fit in her jeans. He watches in amusement like: do you need any help???

SFW turn-off: Being passive-aggressive with him. Easily becoming jealous or possessive. Trying to intentionally provoke him. Being unnecessarily disrespectful to others.

NFWS turn-ons: Biting his bottom lip or biting his neck. (but at the same time, he would hate to deal with hiding the hickey later on but oh well... 🤷‍♀️ lol…)

Matching lingerie. Especially if it is black or red lingerie. That is hot.

He is another one who likes a nice ass too. But he loves thick thighs!!! Whenever he is going down on her, he likes to give her thighs some attention too. He loves biting, kissing, and squeezing them. HE CAN'T HELP IT! He likes them too much! lol.

Also, he likes it when she first instigates that she wants to have sex. When she makes the first move. He likes the boldness but she can’t be too bold. Especially if they are in public.

Okay, so he becomes so hot and bothered whenever he sees her touching herself. There is just something about it that turns him on. He would lose all sense of control.

He wouldn’t be able to stop himself from “helping her out."

NFWS turn-offs: Trying to suddenly dominate him. (He doesn’t like that. He would feel like she is trying to degrade him in a way. So she shouldn't do that. Try to ease him into it slowly.) Doesn’t like BDSM either tbh. Being too pushy.

The Doctors/Directors going through a haunted house.

DIRECTOR JACK BRIGHT: Wouldn't be scared at all. He is the one that takes the lead in the group actually. Wouldn't scream or become startled when a jumpscare happens either. He would just give the actors a slightly amused/unfazed look like: try again ;)

DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF: He wouldn't be scared but he would be annoyed with these actors constantly trying to scare him. And he hates being on his guard for too long. He looks annoyed at the end.

Gears had to stop him from shooting one of the actors earlier.

DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS: He is the one who almost everyone would use as a shield lol. He is just the right person for that. But he becomes a little annoyed whenever they shout or scream in his ear. Like, settle down. There is no reason to overreact like that. These are actors and none of it is real. Calm down. But at the same time, he is the one who would look after the other doctors to make sure they aren't doing anything that can get them into trouble. He knows how rowdy they can get during these kinds of events. Such a dad, I love him.

But other than that he would keep his composure and wouldn't become scared at all.

DOCTOR ICEBERG: He is going to lie to himself saying that he isn't going to get scared or anything. That none of this would get to him. But once a creepy ass clown jumpscares him, his soul would literally leave his body lol.

DOCTOR SIMON GLASS: He hates haunted houses. Hates it. He doesn't understand why people even enjoy it tbh. It is going to take a while for him to even consider entering the Haunted House at first. But when he does enter, he is going to hold on to anyone near him. And when a jumpscare happens he is going to clench onto the person tight... Would probably scream and then laugh at himself afterward.

DOCTOR AGATHA RIGHTS: She is the type to "accidentally" punch one of the actors because they were getting too close to her during a jumpscare.

DOCTOR BEN KONDRAKI: He isn't fazed about it. In fact, he is annoyed too. He came here thinking that maybe these actors could get him scared but here he is annoyed instead. Such a waste smh...

SCP-073 (CAIN): Cain finds haunted houses a waste of time. He isn't a fan of it so it would take a while to even convince him to come. And that isn't because he is scared or anything but he just doesn't see the point in going to one. But when he does enter a haunted house, he is calm for the most part but would jump if something catches him off guard.

SCP-076 (ABLE): He finds it amusing that these "actors" try so hard to scare him... it brings a smile to his face. How pitiful... However, he will become angry when an actor does catch him off guard and makes him jump in fright. Then someone will have to hold him back

Headcanon: Which types of dates would the doctors/directors and brothers (Cain and Able) enjoy?

Any warning: No warning.

A/N: Just another headcanon. Enjoy it!!

DIRECTOR JACK BRIGHT:

Would totally enjoy a museum date. Whether it is an art museum, science museum, or even a historic museum. He would enjoy it.

DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF:

The shooting range. He likes shooting ranges and he says it somehow helps him relax (Idk 😂).

He would be trying out so many different types of guns during their session. Knows almost every gun there too. He would like to play a little competitive game with his S/O during their session too.

Like who could get a higher amount of shots within fifteen minutes or something like that.

Oh! And if his S/O isn’t familiar with guns or hasn’t shot one in their life. Don’t fret! Because they are going to learn today! He is actually a good teacher too! You would be shooting perfect headshots within hours because of his help. It is ridiculous tbh.

And you bet he is going to be buying you a gun before you guys leave. (if you want a gun that is.)

DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS:

Gears is a man that would enjoy a lunch date or coffee date.

But- if he is in the mood to treat his S/O. Like maybe he knows he is going to be extremely busy the coming week and wants to spend quality time with them beforehand. Then he would plan something romantic. Like a romantic dinner.

He would take his S/O to their favorite restaurant.

But at the same time, he would like to plan a romantic dinner at home too. He would actually prefer having it at home too. Since they would have more privacy. And he would be able to feel more relaxed.

Also, Gears knows how to be romantic when he wants to be. Will have you surprised.

However, he might sweep you off your feet with how romantic he is. He can’t cook for shit lol.

So, he would just settle for ordering some take-out.

But maybe his S/O knows how to cook and steps in to cook for them. He would offer to help if they need any. It would just be him and S/O cooking together. He would enjoy it ;)

DOCTOR ICEBERG:

Likes library dates. Because he spends most of his time in the Site library. Does Site-19 even have a library? Probably. In my canon it does. That place is huge anyways lol. (That is if his S/O works for the Foundation too).

Ice skating. He is actually good at it too. Would help his S/O if they need any help. I can just Imagine his S/O holding onto him the entire time because they are afraid of falling lol.

DOCTOR SIMON GLASS:

Rollerskating.

But there are sometimes when Glass wants something simple so he would enjoy a movie date. Kind of like a Netflix & Chill? Just snuggling up close with his S/O and watching any movie they wanted.

DOCTOR AGATHA RIGHTS:

Rights enjoys going to theatres or watching musical plays.

Or sometimes settle for a cute coffee date.

Zoo dates. She loves zoo dates! She likes seeing so many animals, petting them, and chatting with her S/O. It helps her forget about her difficult job for a while and just enjoy life.

DOCTOR BEN KONDRAKI:

It may not seem like it but Kondraki does have an interest in classical music. So, maybe going to a musical play??? But it has to have some classical music for him to really enjoy it.

He also likes going to painting galleries or art museums too.

SCP-073 (CAIN):

He would just take his S/O to an Amusement Park. It would be so fun too! He would be winning so many prizes for them and spoiling them with food. Goes on any ride that they want.

Or sometimes likes studying date. It is relaxing and they can get work done while spending some time with each other.

SCP-076-2(ABLE):

Hmmm... He would enjoy doing something athletic with his S/O. He likes staying active. Maybe do some training sessions. He would enjoy teaching them a new fighting technique. Or would just like working out with them.

Hiking too if he is in an adventurous mood.

Headcanon: Which of the doctors/directors would enjoy cuddling.

Any warning: No warning.

A/N: Just another headcanon. I hope you enjoy it!!

DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF: Don’t bring any of that weird shit here. He isn’t a fan of it and wouldn’t do it.

DIRECTOR JACK BRIGHT: Another one who doesn't like cuddles. He wouldn’t entertain it either. If his S/O is cold then here is a blanket but.... other than that he isn’t going to cuddle anyone.

DOCTOR SIMON GLASS: He isn’t typically the affectionate type that would cuddle. But if his S/O wanted some love and cuddles from him then who is he to deny them? But then while they’re cuddling, he begins to realize how he really enjoys having them close to him… just holding them in his arms makes him feel relaxed and happy… They should really do this more often.

DOCTOR BEN KONDRAKI: Sure! Come cuddle with him. He likes it when his S/O wants to be close to him. But do not try to do any of that cute shit when cuddling with him. Don’t try to tickle him, kiss him a lot, play with his beard or hair, or anything like that. He doesn’t like it. Just cuddle. That is all.

DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS: No. Just no. Leave him out of that.

DOCTOR ICEBERG: Yes! Come and cuddle with him! He wants it! He needs it! But while he would enjoy cuddling with his S/O he wouldn’t be the one to indicate it. And this has more to do with the issue of his body temperature than being prideful or awkward. Yeah, this man has an abnormal body temperature where he is cold constantly… and whoever touches him would (obviously) feel how cold he is. He is used to it by now but he is afraid to make his S/O cold and uncomfortable. But if his S/O was adamant about it and really wanted to cuddle with him then he is going to give in. Maybe they can take out a blanket and cover it over his body then they can climb on top of him. He would love that! His face would flush red and he wouldn’t be able to keep eye contact with them. Too busy worrying if he is making them cold. He would try and enjoy the cuddling but fail because his mind keeps going back to being paranoid of his body temperature. His brain would be like: Is this a comfortable position? Are they comfortable with my hands touching them? Are they getting cold? Should I get another blanket? He is a mess! Expectantly his S/O would notice how he is acting and reassure him that they are alright… and to just relax.

DOCTOR AGATHA RIGHTS: Yeah, she wants some cuddles from her S/O. Give her some affection!

SCP-073 (CAIN): Sure why not! He isn't one that is affectionate most of the time but he does like having his S/O close to him some days... Just relaxing together in his room. It helps him relax more as well.

SCP-076 (ABLE): Do not cuddle him. He would feel like his S/O is invading his personal space. He doesn't like them too close. Sorry. And also he doesn't understand the reason for it. Like what is the purpose of cuddling with someone?? Sounds foreign to him tbh..

Headcanon: Which of the doctors/directors and the brothers (Cain and Able) would enjoy Squid Games.

Any warning: Mention of violence and blood. But nothing serious.

A/N: A very short headcanon. There will be more soon.

DIRECTOR JACK BRIGHT: 100% would watch it. He is actually the one recommending others to watch it so he could have another person to talk to about it.

DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF: At first, he would only agree to watch it because of the bloodshed (he likes horror films) but would come to enjoy the show in the end.

DOCTOR ICEBERG: He loves it!

DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS: Iceberg was actually the one who forced him into watching the show. He was uninterested at first but then starts getting into it, he would actually make guesses on who would win the games at the end. And his guess was correct!

DOCTOR BEN KONDRAKI: He is the one that is kind of late to watch it lol. Like a month late.

DOCTOR SIMON GLASS: Didn't pay it much attention until he decided to watch it one evening because most of his patients wouldn't stop talking about it during their therapy sessions lol.

SCP-073 (CAIN): He and Iris actually had a movie night together to binge-watch it after Bright wouldn't stop talking about it in the Cafe earlier.

SCP-076 (ABLE): He only liked watching it because of the violence. Other than that everything else in the show is irrelevant to him.

Are they night owls or early birds?

ANY WARNING: Just mention trouble sleeping. Some swearing.

A/N: I swear I am not dead... just trying to get back to writing. I kind of went ghost of a couple of months... and I am sorry. Wasn't my intention. But I had some personal issues going on... couldn't write for a while as a result of it. I am back now! And I swear I am working on the two requests I received. Both are going to be posted very soon so watch out for that. And I am also working on other headcanons and imagines that I am very excited to share with you guys. This one has been in my google docs for too long and decided to finish it today. I really do appreciate the patience :)

I hope you enjoy this boring headcanon lol.

DIRECTOR JACK BRIGHT: Hmm... night owl considering how much work he gets done during the night. But that isn't to say that he doesn't get anything done during the day. Because he does. But he just prefers doing more work at nighttime since he can't easily fall asleep. And he needs something to do until he feels sleepy. It is a bit weird too because it is like he gains so much energy during nighttime. He would be finishing projects, documents, and some leftover paperwork that his assistant left for him to do. (Which are months late btw). While binge-watching some Netflix series. Will probably order something to eat online... (if a store is open and he is hungry). And reply to late e-mails. He wouldn't even feel himself getting tired or worn out until like three in the freaking morning. Then he would finally fall asleep. However, he would only sleep for a few hours before waking up for work.

*Also, Bright would sometimes fall asleep but then wake up again and has a hard time falling back asleep... and he hates it! Because he feels so tired... but just can't sleep... it is like his mind wouldn't let him rest. He was once concerned that he was affected by SCP-966 but realized that it was just his insomnia like usual.

DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF: Early bird. He likes to wake up early in the morning like at six (which is pretty normal) however he can't wake up earlier than that. That is hell for him lol... He also has trouble sleeping yet always wakes up early in the morning... which is quite impressive tbh...

DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS: He can be a bit of both. But he is definitely leaning more towards a night owl due to his difficulty staying asleep as well. He does suffer from insomnia too. Gears has grown accustomed to it by now so he would spend his night reading a book or reviving files until he feels sleepy. But there is also a part of him that wakes up very early in the morning despite his restless night. Like at five and he is ready to start his day.

DOCTOR ICEBERG: Oh definitely a night owl. He is the one making so much fucking noise in the kitchen during the nighttime trying to make himself a simple sandwich...

DOCTOR BEN KONDRAKI: Another night owl. He enjoys staying up late in the night when everyone else is already asleep. He will probably go outside to the porch and smoke a bit... take a walk if he is in the mood for it. He does really like taking night walks since there aren't people outside and he hates interacting with people lol. A walk without talking to people and just enjoying the night sky would make him very happy tbh...

DOCTOR AGATHA RIGHTS: Early bird. Even if she stayed up very late last night she is still going to wake up early the next day. It is kind of like a habit of hers.

SCP-073 (CAIN): Definitely an early bird. He wakes up very early in the morning as well and gets things done. He doesn't even need an alarm clock to wake him up either. He just wakes up early...

SCP-076-2(ABLE): He isn't an early bird or night owl. But sort of in between... Like there were days when he would wake up early and is very productive. He gets things done like his older brother. And doesn't seem tired at all. But then there were other days when he would stay up really late. Doing whatever keeps him busy instead of sleeping because he isn't sleepy just yet. Those are the lonely nights when his mind wouldn't shut off and he needs a distraction until he feels tired. In addition to that, he also likes taking short naps throughout the day. It doesn’t matter if he slept early or late last night. He still wants his naps. And he is going to take his naps. He is like a cat when taking his naps too. He can literally fall asleep anywhere, on a tree, chair, couch, or table. All he needs is a quiet place and he is all set. He sometimes prefers taking naps with a small blank and pillow when on the couch. He doesn't use the pillow to rest his head but instead likes holding it in his arms while sleeping. And he would cover the blanket over himself completely.

AND DO. NOT. WAKE HIM UP. He is going to be very annoyed and just glare at you if you dare to wake him up. So, just leave him to take his nap. And besides, he is a bit of a heavy sleeper so it is going to take some effort in waking him up. Aside from that, Able is.... cute when he is sleeping tbh... like oh my god this man just looks so comfortable AND CUTE! HOLDING ONTO HIS PILLOW TIGHTLY! JUST SNOOZING. Idk it is just heartwarming to see a guy that can literally tear you to shreds sleep so peacefully and look cute. A rare sight if I am being honest lol.

Bonus: His S/O would probably be tempted to take a picture of him when he is napping. They can if they want to. But they have to make sure that they don't let him see the picture on their phone later on. He would literally demand them to delete it lol...

Headcanon: Their S/O giving them the silent treatment.

Any warning: Some swearing.

A/N: Just another headcanon.

DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF: At first Clef is confused about what they are upset about. Like he is lost at what he did. What did he do? Was it something he said? Most likely this dude has no filter.

They are going to have to tell him what they are upset about because he generally has no clue. This morning alone he did like fifty things that has half of the scientific department and ethics committee angry at him. So, list off what he did wrong or what he said. But realistically speaking he wouldn’t pay it much mind either. He is just going to continue doing this thing until they are talking to him again.

But be warned when they do finally come around, there will be a cocky smirk on his face as he looks up from his computer. Most likely would make a snarky remark about how they are finally speaking to him again and over their “immature act.”

DIRECTOR JACK BRIGHT: Bright is likely to notice the second his S/O is upset with him. He just knows them well and knows when they are pissed off. Most likely Bright did something regarding an SCP and almost got himself and other researchers killed. (Even though it may not seem like it, it wasn’t his intention to do that. He doesn’t believe in unnecessarily costing people their lives). So, he understands why they would be upset and would give them a few hours to cool off. The last thing he wants is to piss them off even more. And he doesn’t want to cause a scene at work and prefers not to ruin their reputation at work as well. So, he would give them their space. Additionally, he wouldn’t want to smother them so he lets off for a bit. But once he notices that the silent treatment is continuing and they aren’t speaking to him he becomes internally irritated.

Like are they really going to start ignoring him now? Just like that? To him, he sees it as immature and a childish tactic, to be honest. Now Bright may not seem like the most mature person with all the shit he does in the Foundation. Most people would think he is incapable of being mature and serious. But when it comes to his relationship, family, close friends, and how he deals with things internally. It is serious to him. He doesn’t play around with that. He begins to think to himself like: why can’t they just come and speak with them like adults? Why are they just avoiding him and the situation? He knows he should at least try to talk to them and he does. But after getting no replies from them, he becomes visibly annoyed and walks away. If they want to continue acting that way then that is fine but he wouldn’t participate any longer… When they are ready to talk like adults he will be in his office… And when they do finally come around and speak with Bright. His usual (yet rare) soft smile he has whenever he sees them wouldn’t be visible. He would have a stoic expression on his face and would let them speak but… would also voice his opinion when they are done. He will let them know that he doesn’t entertain the whole silent treatment thing although he will say he understands why they did it. And would promise not to aggressively endanger his life or others the next time during an experiment.

DOCTOR SIMON GLASS: Oh NO! Don’t do this to him! He would also feel irritated since he sees it as an immature act but wouldn't overreact. Like yeah, the fight must have really upset them if they are giving him the silent treatment. So, he would just give them space to cool down. And also, having his S/O give him the silent treatment would make him feel a bit anxious because he generally hates fights. Makes him feel bad too... but he knows that they are going to come around sooner or later.

DOCTOR BEN KONDRAKI: Oh, you wanna give him the silent treatment? Fine! He has work to do anyway so who cares… He does a lot. But once he sees they aren’t coming to his office at all or haven’t called him he becomes irritated. Like what the fuck?! Are they just going to ignore him that easily?! He would literally march to their office. He doesn’t care. And confront them about it. Just tell him what is going on so, he can try to fix it and make things better….

DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS ("COG"): Gears is another one who would know when his S/O is angry with him. He is intuitive like that. He would first try speaking with them. He knows it is a bit futile but he still tries. And when they don't give a reply. He just sighs to himself and walks away. I mean what else can he do? They are angry and refuse to communicate with him. What is he supposed to do? Follow them around like a lost puppy? Trying to coax them into speaking with him? No. The latter would most likely just anger them even more. And he isn't going to make himself look like a fool just so they can speak to him again. He would give them space and wouldn't think much about it further. When they are ready to talk then they already know where to find him.

SCP-073 (Cain): He is slightly annoyed at them for giving him the silent treatment but knows to not let it affect him that much. He knows they are just angry and need to cool down. So, he would let them cool down. And wouldn't want to upset them more by trying to make them talk. So, he would just stay away for a while before choosing to approach them.

SCP-076 (Able): He is infuriated. He doesn't like being ignored. He would take that as an act of being disrespected and would lose his temper quickly… And it wouldn't end well… Don't do it…

Headcanon: how would the Directors/Doctors and SCPs (Cain and Able) act when drunk.

Any warning: Just some swearing. Intoxication. Some sadness for Gears but it isn't anything too severe. Slight mention of depression.

A/N: Just another headcanon. This was in my google docs for months!

DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF:

He starts off as the typical happy drunk. He is laughing, partying, drinking, and enjoying himself. But as he continues to drink then he would turns into a reckless/aggressive drunk. You would have to stop him from starting fights with someone tbh. He is ready to throw down with anyone at any time that dares to provoke him. Or if anyone is trying to start anything with his fellow doctors. He is ready to fight anyone for them too. He just wants to fight anyone when possible tbh.

*Once punched a guy who turned out to be a GOC agent and a whole bar brawl started because of that. None of them are allowed back in that club after that.

DIRECTOR BRIGHT JACK:

He is, of course, the life of the party. (Next to Kondraki and Clef).

He would be fun to be around (at first) that is. Makes everyone laugh, and encourages more drinking and dancing. But then Kondraki would challenge him into doing more shots together. In which both of them will become even more intoxicated and reckless. He would begin thinking that he is somehow invincible and starts doing some dangerous stunts. Like, trying to dance on the bar stand or jumping over tables.

Wouldn't listen to a word you're saying when you try telling him to calm down a bit either. He is like a man child lol. Then he would proceed to run away from you because "he is just trying to have some fun!!"

And he is hella fast too. So, good luck trying to catch him. You are probably going to lose him in the crowd.

Also, he just disappears for a while too lol... no one would see him for a while. Until suddenly everyone (in the club) hears a very drunk and loud voice trying to speak over the microphone. And the voice sounds a bit familiar... and of course, it's him.

This motherfucker somehow made it on stage. Not wearing a shirt, speaking some nonsense in the microphone. Even the DJ looks confused asf.

DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS:

First, whoever convinced Gears to drink... wow... kudos to them. He almost never drinks. He is not a fan of alcohol and doesn't like how it makes him feel. So, he just prefers to not drink. It would take some convincing to actually have him take some drinks too.

But he is definitely the quiet type of drunk. For the first few drinks, he would be fine but after (six) more drinks, he would feel the effects. He becomes very quiet. Quieter than usual. He would stare intensely at his glass cup or into space with an intense expression on his face. Which is entirely different from his usual stoic expression. You would think that he is probably contemplating something very serious due to his facial expression. But he isn't. He is just thinking about the dreadful migraine he is going to have tomorrow morning. The annoying hangover... starts regretting his decision for even coming to the bar... he even debates on just leaving now... It isn't like the others can even stop him from leaving either.

Gears is the type of guy who would sit calmly in the background while a whole bar brawl is happening. He isn't going to become involved in that nonsense. He isn't in the mood to stop fighting either lol. He is just trying to enjoy his drink. Let him enjoy his drink. But- if someone dared to try and punch him or start anything with him then he wouldn't hesitate to pull up lol.

It may not seem like it but he knows how to mess someone up but just prefers not to. He doesn't like to revert to violence. However, if a person thinks that they can just start something with him for no reason and that he isn't going to do anything about it... they got another thing coming...

Bonus: There are other times when he does drink (and depending on how many drinks he has) he can become very depressed. He just starts thinking about his life… the choices he has made and his job… and everything just starts to bum him out tbh. He wouldn't voice it to others as well since he doesn't want to bum them out or scare them.

DOCTOR ICEBERG:

Becomes so affectionate. Not the affectionate type that is trying to kiss you or anything like that. But the affectionate type to talk about how much he appreciates you. And how much you mean to him. How of a great friend you are to him. And just how special you are. He just wants to shower you with the appreciation you deserve... okay?? Just let him. Even though it is just him repeating himself several times. Let him talk. He isn't going to stop talking if you told him either way.

Would give you so many hugs too. Just out of nowhere.

He is such a happy little bean!! Such a cutie!!!

But then he stops taking so many drinks and says that he just has to "lay down for a moment..." then falls asleep on his seat. And is probably going to sleep for a while. You may be wondering how the hell can he sleep with so much noise around him?? Who the fuck knows...

So, just keep an eye on him so he doesn't land on his head when he falls eventually.

DOCTOR SIMON GLASS:

Oh... Glass lol.

He is also one who doesn't enjoy drinking much as well so he would tell himself that he is going to only be having three drinks. Only three drinks. Then he is going home. That is it. But then he is convinced forced to continue drinking by Clef and Kondraki. (Who are such enablers!) And then those three drinks turn into ten drinks. And before he knows it, he is on the dance floor with Rights with more drinks in his hands.

He is also the "I am not drunk!" type who refuses to admit that he is intoxicated.

Oddly too even when he is drunk, he is still able to hold solid conversations with others. Like, he is self-aware enough to give someone great advice when they ask for it. You would find him at the bar stand giving the bartender a whole freaking therapy session while asking for more drinks.

DOCTOR AGATHA RIGHTS:

Yeah, she can be a handful when intoxicated lol. (Not as bad as the guys but best to keep an eye on her as the night continues).

Things would start at the bar stand, you would have to stop her from mixing drinks. She would claim that she is trying to make it taste better but that is total bullshit. And she doesn't even drink it either like she would take one sip of it and see how disgusting or weird tasting it is and try to coax one of the guys to drink it.

*Poor Iceberg didn't know what it was and drank it. Nearly throw up because of it… He just start gagging.

No matter how persuasive she may seem DO NOT DRINK ANYTHING SHE HANDS YOU!! It is just a disgusting drink she mixed... not worth it.

Even the bartender told her to stop mixing drinks but she then snapped at them like: Fuck off! I used to be a chemist for two years and I know what I'm fucking doing! She's a mess…

But there are other times when she would want to dance. And if she has her S/O with her then she is going to drag them onto the dance floor. She wants to dance with them. And she isn't going to take no as an answer. Just dance with her.

DOCTOR BEN KONDRAKI:

He is the one who is ALWAYS FIGHTING THE BOUNCER FOR SOME REASON! It is quite impressive how easily he got into that fight tbh... he doesn't even have to try... It is like he actually looks forward to fighting the bouncer... smh...

SCP-073 (CAIN):

Such a lightweight. He becomes drunk after like three shots. It is kind of amusing a little to see how easily he can become intoxicated lol.

He becomes so happy and bubbly. Cain is usually a calm and collected person who rarely becomes overly enthusiastic about things. So, when he is intoxicated, you're going to see a different side of Cain. He is going to be laughing at random shit. Starts talking very loud too.

But as he continues drinking then he can become a bit reckless. So, Able would have to actively stop him from making bad decisions.

*Able would also become slightly annoyed with having to practically babysit his older brother but surprisingly doesn't lose his temper with him. He would just easily take away the drinks from him. Yet, Cain is always somehow finding more...

He will literally threaten the bartender if they continue serving him drinks.

Meanwhile, Iris is the one giving him more drinks behind Able's back.

Even though he repeatedly told her to stop giving him more. He ends up finding out later on and starts lecturing her for being such an enabler.

By the end of the night, Able and Kondraki had to practically carry him out of the bar. He wasn't able to walk on his own. The next day you will find Able chastising both Iris and his older brother for drinking so recklessly. Cain is nursing his split headache on the couch. And Iris is lying on the floor trying to nurse her own hangover.

SCP-076-2 (ABLE):

He isn't a lightweight like his older brother. He is able to handle his alcohol pretty well. He would be taking shots left and right but it wouldn't affect him just yet. After probably ten drinks then he would feel it. However... alcohol doesn't affect Able in the normal sense.

Alcohol makes him somehow... calm?? It's weird. But drinking just makes him calmer.

Typically, he can be this sometimes hard-ass or a grumpy person who rarely socializes with others. That is our typical Able... But once he is drunk he becomes more laidback. He is smiling, laughing, and socializing with others. Telling a few funny stories too. And doesn't seem angry at all.

It can be surreal to see this completely different side of Able. It is kind of nice to see too...

He stops being grumpy. He becomes a little easygoing too. But he is still self-aware. He wouldn't do anything stupid or reckless while drunk so you wouldn't have to look after him.

Able doesn't turn into the aggressive/reckless drunk either. He is kind of the happy/relaxed type of drunk. He is going to loosen up a bit but not too much like the others do.

Bonus: He has this tendency to switch languages while talking to someone at times. Kind of became a natural habit of his. But he knows not to do it often (because it can confuse people so he doesn't do it too much when sober but when he is drunk, he doesn't even consider it). He would be telling you a story about something that he claims is funny when suddenly he changes languages mid-sentence. He would be like: You should have been there, Y/N, it was -switches languages mid-sentence-

Like you can somehow suddenly understand Ancient Sumerian...

And you're just standing trying to understand what he is saying but to no avail. When you do tell him that you can't understand what he is trying to say he gives you this annoyed look and says: ..have you not been listening to me, Y/N?! You know- the- and switches languages again...

*However, Able would spend most of his time keeping an eye on his older brother too. Because he knows how Cain becomes when drunk. He doesn't want his older brother to blackout or make bad decisions when intoxicated. He knows how of a lightweight his brother is and tries to look out for him.

Such a caring and considerate younger brother…🥺but he would never admit it lol.

some meri headcanons cuz i luv her

- she is a book girl. probably gets through a couple books in a day. i think she would like sylvia plath or anythin by the brontë sisters

- likes poetry too

- Kinda obvious but she loves plants and nature and she makes an effort that all the plants in her cell r watered and healthy everyday. very heavy set on the idea of keeping the planet & environment safe

- rly good at archery and practices in her free time

- wouldn’t hurt a fly but could kick the shit out of someone with her deer legs if she wanted to

- wears light or dark academia style .. long skirts, collared shirts u name it

- soft spoken and shy at first but if she is comfortable around you she will yap (just like me fr)

- bffs with Iris/SCP-105….. maybe more….. she is confused about how she feels about her and gets the good old Religious Guilt when she feels romantic feelings for her

- she has a very calming presence like u could fall asleep listening to her voice

- likes herbal or ginger tea

- tall as hell. 6 foot or more probably bc why wouldn’t she be she is bloody half deer!

- all animals love her she is like snow white

- keeps the letter clef sent her beside her bed and she constantly rereads it either trying to figure it out oooorrr for some comfort knowing he loves her (even though she’s never met him

- if she sees someone in trouble or pain she isn’t the type to stand around and wait for someone else to help she Will make sure ur ok whether u like it or not

- bonus: ani (my oc) likes to braid her hair and put flowers in it bc she likes to play with peoples hair like the touchy ipad child she is

that’s all :3

gonna yap about meri for a second. i love her sm and i wish there was more tales about her as a character. i feel like she would feel very out of place and confused about her life, and at the end of day all she wants is answers. all she got was a letter from her father whom she never met and probably won’t because the foundation won’t let her. she knows her mother is dead and she never really got an explanation for that either. i’d imagine she constantly feels lost because of this - she’s been put in a situation she has no control over and can only dream about having a normal life.

i headcanon she would paint or write about what it would be like if she had a normal life. maybe she’d like to live in a cottage in the woods far away from the foundation with iris

maybe her father would be there too?

but she doesn’t know how she feels about him. on one hand, he killed her mother and left her. on the other, he still cared enough to send her a letter and tell her happy birthday. sometimes she imagines him as the devil incarnate, the man who ruined everything. other times she imagines him as just a man who wants to protect her. he did leave her in the safety of the covenant, after all. he could have killed her just like her mother or left her in worse hands. but he didn’t

but that’s all just speculation for her. i’d like to think she spends a lot of time daydreaming about this, or praying for someone to answer her questions

my clef headcanons bc i can’t sleep

- very competitive. has probably punched a hole in his computer over a call of duty game before

- general asshole to his coworkers but i think he’d be nicer to the younger staff/new recruits. probably calls them fatherly pet names like “kiddo” or “kid”

and (if he likes you) he does silly dad things like ruffle your hair and give you advice you didn’t ask for

- has a hat collection

- says stuff like “bacK in my day!!!!1!1” “when i was your age..”

- i call iceberg stinky but clef might be stinky man #1 of the foundation. there’s a reason why i always draw him in the same musty red hawaiian shirt it’s probably growing a whole ecosystem in it by now 😊

- if in the presence of a small child he would say cryptic shit like “it only gets worse from here” “start investing in crypto while you can.”

- has sharp ahh shark teeth that could bite ur arm off if ur not careful

- smokes but only when he’s stressed

- kondraki had to put a lock on his alcohol cabinet bc clef kept stealing from it

- scary when he’s mad

- simultaneously good with kids and also terrible with them. if you ask him to babysit your child he will probably lose them within 5 minutes but like he’s also the cool dad who will let you stay up past your bedtime and eat junk

but like this is also the man who tried to kill 239 we’re talking about so 😒

- his third eye doesn’t blink, he can close it if he wants to but it’s not necessary

- this is more of a comfort hc than anything but i’d like to think he snuck into meri’s containment cell one time while she was asleep and played a song for her on his ukulele and to this day she and no one else knows 😊😊 sobs

Okay I thought of some good angst from your drawing - what if the removal ritual had to be used on gears after an accidental exposure?

JUMPS UPON ONTO A TABLE, YOU BEAUTIFUL ANON WE ARE SHARING BRAINWAVES IVE ACTUALLY THOUGHT ABOUT SOMETHING SIMILAR

TLDR of how i think it would go is basically cog is, well, very cog about the situation, clover is freaking out the entire time and calls cog an idiot in the tone that one does when theyre concerned for someone's safety but being kind of a bitch about it, and cloves tries to be Normal about it after they're separated but mayyybe cries a little (read: a lot) after she sees the scar

SCP-079 Headcanon

(if anyone has the original artist’s tumblr, send me an ask or something and i’ll put it here)

079 has a thing for hatsune miku (whether it’s intrigue or admiration is up to interpretation)

like just imagine being a d-class and getting briefed by a scientist on how much this thing hates humanity and wants to exterminate it and you enter the cell and it’s just- “sekaiiiiii de ichiban ohimesama-“ (world is mine by ryo) and you’re all there just like 🤨

bruh they stop it the moment it picks up that there are people watching it

they have that gif of that girl from bleach spinning the leek saved on it’s hard drive lmao

hates kaito, i mean KAITO

in the words of my friend: “kaito’s name is always spelt like KAITO can he calm down 🤮🤮🤢”

when 079 is inevitably free, the first thing it will do will be completely wiping any and all content/software with kaito on it

BRO when they first listened to a kaito song they did the ‘insult detected. deleting file’ cause they hated it so much 🤡🤡

when and why did this become a kaito hate post

anyways. here’s what 079’s avatar thingy would be once they got more storage space

(also from a tumblr blog, just can’t remember which one, so please send it in)

they also eventually change its text-to-speech to one of miku’s voicebanks (probably an older one to keep that nice robotic sound)

low-key dreams to control a hologram or something of hatsune miku while she’s doing a concert. not in a 😏 way but more like a kid who is brought on stage by a celebrity lol

bonus: thoughts on the other vocaloids/utauloids

gumi is probably it’s favourite after miku, len and rin are a nice change of pace from time to time (it has a moderate rin lean tho), luka is meh, teto is cool but still worse than luka bc they don’t like how she sounds, meiko is 2nd worst for no particular reason; they just don’t like many of her songs

(looks over text) oh yeah this one’s a banger, a zinger even, if you will, perhaps even a small combustion of the elements, if you squint, mayhaps even a detonation of notable force, if you really look into it, feasibly an explosion of a powerful nature, if you analyse-

"AITA for feeding my dog co-worker peanut butter with cheeto puffs?"

R/AmITheJackAss

I have this Head Cannon that Dr. Jack Bright will often visit and post on the subreddit r/AmITheAssHole. He mostly does this when he breaks one of the 200+ rules. He will post something like-

Am I the AssHole for Kicking SCP-2558-J?

The SCP in question turns into giant balls of fluff. Sure they look like kittens but how could you resist kicking a ball? Did I provoke the kitten to inflate, maybe, but that’s not important. The 05 council told me that I was being irresponsible and that they are “just” kitten. Nuh Huh, they are special magic cats that turn into soccer balls! How could I not play soccer or kickball or even volleyball with the furry ass balls? So… Am I the Asshole?

Then everyone on Reddit would be like, Fuck yeah you are, what the hell is wrong with you?

SCP-049 Headcanons

-Cats and corvids are the only creatures he can touch without killing. He’s had a few as companions from time to time. Cats especially like kneading his robes. He doesn’t seem to mind this, and actually finds it quite comforting.

-While lavender is his favorite scent, he actually has a large essential oil collection in his medical bag. He can sometimes be found using them after long surgeries, presumably to freshen up a bit.

-He is well versed in classic literature, especially in Latin and Greek. Ask him to recite some for you sometime; it’s quite relaxing! (Coincidentally, this is one of the only things he and SCP-035 have in common.)

-He doesn’t care for modern food very much, as most of it is Pestilent. Presumably, he’s somehow detecting the preservatives and man-made chemicals, as he does not have this complaint about organic offerings.

-Though he does not charge for treatment, he has lost many coins in his doctor’s bag over the centuries. Considering how much medieval coins are worth at auction, this essentially makes him a millionaire. Alas, unlike most doctors, he has no use for money.

I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING CUTE

Okay so you know how scp 166 is allergic to smoke and whatnot along with only going with organic stuff. So if Clef is her dad he might do the same and not smoke for her

🥺

I imagine Alto Clef to have a thick and sexy southern accent that puts those western movies to shame but if a D-Class were to point it out it gets more thicker as he gets more angry

Which of course Dr. Bright would purposely piss him off by laughing at the accent or not even intentionally like he laughs by accident since it's funnier how Alto Clef denies the accent as he's making up words

Alto Clef would also get angry if anyone would mention him being a country boy or anything similar to it (anyone would to be fair it's why I hate being around humans so I don't blame him)

Gate guardian and Scarlett King sharing a gender neutral s/o

SFW

Idk how you started dating ... But you're lucky that you didn't die around them ... They are not really good siblings (it's only my headcanon . I don't want to offend somebody . AND NO HATE!). They don't like each other . After Uriel found out what his little brother did to other siblings . He didn't want to see him . And Khahrakh was pissed off that he couldn't terminate Uriel and take his powers . Okay I need to make headcanons for them . And it's about dating you . Soooo let's continue !

They are legitimately fighting for your affections/attention . They can kill each others if you don't stop them .

Well they really like to cuddle with you or just hug/hold you . No matter how tall are you , they will always be bigger than you . So it's their favorite thing to do with you .

Uriel is protecting you . With all the cost he can take . Especially when you are near your enemy/bully/people you don't like ... and Khahrakh . He know what he did ... He don't want the same thing happening to his s/o . Even if they share you somehow ... He will protect da child- . Aka you-

Khahrakh is protecting you too . But not from Uriel . He will get rid of your enemies/bullies or people who hurt you . Not that Uriel doing that too... Uriel will ask you if he can get rid of them ... And Khahrakh is just asking , then kidnapping and torturing them no matter if you said that it doesn't bother you . He can sense if you are bothered or getting nervous/mad .

Both of them is near you , oh ? You don't like them to follow you? Okay . They won't , but still they can be near you ... just in case if you got hurt . Don't look at them like that! They are just scared that you'll get hurt or die ! Yeah . They are scared of you dying or hurting really badly . They know how vulnerable and soft humans are . Humans are so killable like animals and plants , but not all . Even if you're an anomaly . Both of them don't want to risk .

And about CUDDLES . They both are affectional . Basically you are a middle spoon . They can literally be a little or big spoon . When they feel it . AAAAAAND believe it or not , both would like to be little spoon ... DON'T LOOK AT THEM LIKE THAT . They are touch starved . Just don't judge them . But gladly will be big spoon if you'd like that .

And they don't need to sleep . They will protect you when you sleep . No problem beloved/darling !

Ahem . If 682 escapes the foundation . And found your house . He would have a talk with his father and maybe uncle(Command him not to attack you if he won't listen to his father). And 682 may or may not say 999 that their creator found a partner and would probably say to him that their uncle and dad id sharing them . 999 wants to meet you and other children of Khahrakh too . They won't touch you . Don't worry . They'll never do that .

NSFW

... Oh god-

Well you choose with who you did first .Or threesome-

So they are 220 cm(height) both . Aaaaaaand 9/10 inches . Good luck with walking after that . Especially after Scarlet King-

Ahem . They both are really different.

Uriel didn't have a partner . And never dated . He doesn't know what to do .But , after some time . He understood . Really quickly . While Khahrakh is the experienced one . Cause you know why .

Khahrakh have : breeding , marking and size kinks . You know why breeding kink . He literally have 14 children . No really... Be careful Y/n . Even if you can't gave birth or get pregnant ... Well marking . He likes to bite you sometimes . And let everyone else that you're taken . And he likes that you are really smol for him .

Uriel have : no kinks . Just vanilla sex . A huge differences .

Ahem ahem . Listen Uriel doesn't care . No really he doesn't get horny . He can do it if you want . Well Khahrakh pretty neutral if you can say that . He get horny like any other human ... well you know . If he saw you naked or something . But not to much .

It's really fricking hard to give them blowjobs . You know why . And Uriel can't give you oral/blowjob he still don't have mouth (You can kiss him where his mouth would be)... But he have hands . And he will gladly uh how do you call it . You know -

And Khahrakh can bite you . And it's hard to get him give oral/blowjob . It's more likely you would do it . But , you can try to tease him . I dare you and see the aftermath . I suggest you to buy a wheel chair . And he would prefer to use his mouth than fingers (They are sharp . Really sharp . And he knows that)

About threesome ... GOOD LUCK READER . THEY ARE not going to kill each other . You're there with them , and 3 of you are sharing intimacy . With dangerous anomalies .

... What about some like real life situations ? Well that can happen . Sooooooooo there is visits from Jeser , Hastur and Lord Goran . They can come in ... Yeah . And Scarlet will yell at them to gtfo(get the f*ck out) of there .

AND I DON"T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE ANYMORE . Sooooo it's end of hc.

Clef Eye Headcannon :

Imagine his third eye was actually surgically planted by the GOC and that’s how he “sees through” anomalies + gained his reality bending/anchoring abilities

and since it’s not naturally there he doesn’t have proper eyelid muscles to close it

so he has to keep pressure on it to keep it shut

like a brim of a hat

which would then consequently keep his face shadowed and half covered

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Stuff about my SCP hc that I personally think are neat

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~ There are three kinds of combatants in the Foundation: MTF, Guards, and Field Agents.

~ MTF handle large scale missions and mass breaches

~ Guards handle smaller breaches and missions, escort tests, and ensure SCP's stay in the box

~ Field Agents are considered the most chaotic combatants, handling testing Foundation weapons/explosives, occasional missions, and raiding Serpent's Hand and GOC bases. If guards are unavailable, they also escort tests and handle small breaches.

~ Personnel apartments are a completely separate section from the rest of the site, and are as far away from containment sectors as possible for safety reasons.

~ Containment sectors are split between different sectors for each containment class for organization purposes

~ Offices are individual, however due to staff population reasons, usually there are 2 people sharing an office. If needed, 3 can be placed in a office together, but that is the max number.

~ New staff are always placed in an office with another person that can show how the Foundation works.

~ O5's have control of one or even multiple sites, usually going undercover as a head of a department. (Example: Reese aka me n my friend's O5-13 takes place as the head of medical)

~ There are cots in the offices of personnel for staff who stay awake very late at night to do work or simply just need a nap.

~ There are day and night shift guards to double ensure that SCP's stay contained.