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I couldn't help but add the "smut"... hopefully it's ok

Cal. we wanna see you talking to Dirk.

GIVE THAT TO uS OuR YAOI MASTER

THE ANONS HuNGER. TO SEE THE YAOIEST OF INTERACTIONS. AND I WILL INDuLGE.

OF COuRSE I EXPECT PAYMENT. WHEN I CONQuER YOuR WORLD. I EXPECT PRAISES. AND LOYALTY. TO YOuR NEW OVERLORD. AND YOu WILL ALSO GIVE ME ALL YOuR CANDY.

[undyingumbrage began jeering timaeusTestified]

uu: DIRK. YOu WILL DRAW SOMETHING FOR ME.

TT: Okay. Anything for his supreme majesty of manly men making out.

uu: YOu WILL REFRAIN FROM SuCH VuLGARITY WHILST DRAWING THE SACRED ART FORM.

TT: Of course. God forbid two men kiss in the two men kissing genre.

uu: EXACTLY. NOW DRAW MY HuMANSONA IN HIS MANLY COAT. AND DRAW YOu. AS MY ADORING DISCIPLE.

TT: Cool.

*timaeusTestified sent an image!*

uu: EXCELLENT.

uu: NOW. DRAW MY HuMANSONA. EXTENDING A HAND. IN A GESTuRE MANY WOuLD CONSIDER FOuL.

TT: Okay.

*timaeusTestified sent an image!*

uu: NOT THAT GESTuRE. THOuGH I DO APPRECIATE YOuR RENDITION. OF MY SIGNATuRE tumut

uu: NO. I AM REFERRING TO THE LEWD GESTuRE. OF TENDERLY HOLDING HANDS. WITH OuR YAOI HANDS. AS THE MANLIEST ALPHA BROS DO.

TT: Utterly depraved.

*timaeusTestified sent an image!*

uu: EXCELLENT WORK, MINION.

uu: BY THE WAY. MY STuPID SISTER. HAS A PERVERSE "CRuSH" ON YOu.

uu: I AM ASSERTING DOMINANCE. BY TELLING HER SECRET HERE. BECAuSE SHE DID NOT LEAVE ME ANY ICE CREAM.

TT: Are you sure it's me she's got a crush on?

uu: THE ROXY BITCH SAID "gud luck gettin ovr ur crush on dirk" IN HER NOTE TO MY SISTER.

TT: Well, then. That's a bit of a surprise. I don't feel that way about her, though.

uu: OF COuRSE YOu DON'T. YOu RECEIVE THE ATTENTION OF THE FINEST SPECIMEN OF THE ALPHA MALE CHERuB. NEARLY EVERY DAY.

uu: NOTHING AN uGLY BETA FEMALE LIKE HER. COuLD COMPARE TO.

TT: I'm simply overwhelmed with the sheer power of it all. Your combination of insults to several of my close friends and demands for free art has wooed me better than any of Callie's politeness ever could.

uu: OBVIOuSLY. NOW DRAW THE JAKE HuMAN. HOLDING HANDS WITH ANOTHER YOu. THE YOU WHO IS GLASSES.

TT: Scandalous. Lil Hal doesn't even have hands.

THIS CONVERSATION LASTED MuLTIPLE HOuRS OF JEERING, ART, AND WHAT WAS TOTALLY NOT SARCASM. I DISPLAYED MY MASTERY OF THE MYSTERIOuS POWER FOREIGN TO MY SISTER. KNOWN AS "THE RIZZ". HE ALSO DREW A "PONY SONA" OF ME. AS A COLORFUL HORSE WITH WINGS. WITHOUT EVEN BEING ASKED.

I AM SuCH AN ALPHA CHAD. THAT DIRK IS AT MY BECK AND CALL. uNLIKE ROXY. WHO IS INCAPABLE OF CREATING THE YAOI. AND MY SISTER. WHO IS INCAPABLE OR REQuESTING SuCH A THING.