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Spencer: "as a kid I used to wonder why some people couldn't stay quiet during class."

Hotch: "And?"

Spencer: "Then I met Derek and Emily and I am more confused than ever."

Overheard at the BAU

Derek, humming: "You're so gay and you don't even like boys"

Emily: "For the hundredth time, it's called being a lesbian!!!"

JJ, winking: "Doesn't make it any less true though"

Overheard at the BAU

JJ and Garcia: /having coffee together/

In the distance: /a loud explosion occurs/

JJ: "That's for someone else to worry about"

Derek and Emily: /run away from the explosion/

JJ: "...Please no-"

Garcia: "Yeah... it's for us to worry about"

overheard at the BAU

Hotch: "Yeah, I'd say we're professional"

/cuts to Derek and Emily racing across the bullpen with a stolen shopping cart, Spencer taking bets, Penelope being their personal cheerleader and JJ collecting a bunch of money/

Hotch: "We're the best of the best, what can I say?"

Overheard at the BAU

Derek: "I love love"

Derek: "But I love annoying people more"

/raises a water gun, pointing it at Emily and JJ who are making out/

/cut to 5 minutes later/

Derek: /hiding in a closet/

Derek: "...JJ's scary"

Overheard at the BAU

the team: /going to see a movie/

Rossi: "This is unbelievable! That's so expensive, back in my day-"

Spencer: "You paid less?"

Garcia: "You stole the tape?"

Derek: "You snuck in?"

JJ: "You were already rich?"

Emily: "You didn't have a cinema bc you were born B.C?"

Overheard at the BAU

JJ: "EMILY!"

Emily: "What's up, babe?"

JJ: "THERE'S A HUGE SPIDER IN OUR BED!"

Emily, car keys in hand: "On an unrelated note, I'm having a sleepover with Derek-"

/3 hours later/

JJ, eating a box if chocolate while watching a romcom: "And that's how to get alone time"

Overhead At The Bau

JJ, winking: "Maybe we could take a bath together"

Emily, not looking up from her papers: "But showering is so much more efficient"

Derek, banging his head against the wall: "YOU USELESS GAY"

Hotch: "Everything happens for a reason"

Emily, holding eye contact while pushing Morgan down the stairs: "you don't say..."

Overheard at the BAU

Spencer: "I'm not depressed!"

JJ: "no lying, Spence!"

Spencer: "I'm not depressed, I'm just very furious with life"

Emily, sliding past on a skateboard while Derek is running after her with lightsabers in hand: "Moooood"

Overheard at the BAU

Penelope: "There are friendships"

Derek: "There are relationships"

Spencer: "There are situationships"

Tara, pointing at Emily and JJ: "And there's what ever the fuck these two have going on"

Overheard at the BAU

Penelope: "I love all of you!"

*gives JJ and Emily a kiss to the cheek

*gives Derek a very tight hug

*makes a cup of tea for Spencer

*gives Rossi a very expensive bottle of wine

*cooks dinner for Tara

Luke: "...what about me?"

Penelope: "...I love most of you!"

Overheard at the BAU

Derek, renovating JJ's and Emily's home

Derek: "...How is literally everything here done wrong?"

JJ: "Emily said that she knew what she was doing."

Derek: "She lied"

Emily, pouting: "I watched like four youtube tutorials. Are you telling me it isn' perfect?"

Derek: "I'm telling you that you're lucky the house didn't burn down."

Overheard at the Bau

Spencer: scrolling through tiktok

Emily: "If you don't stop scrolling every three seconds-"

Derek: "We will-"

JJ: "murder you!"

Spencer: continues scrolling

Garcia: blocks his phone for 3 weeks

overheard at the BAU

Derek: "college was great"

JJ: "I agree, such a fun time"

Spencer: "well, I was 13... so..."

Emily: "Don't look at me. I probably broke enough laws to be arrested 20 years later"

overheard at the bau

Derek: "I'm panicking"

Emily: "Stop panicking"

Derek: "You know what? I'm gonna panick even harder"

This is a picture I think everyone should see

i've said it once, i'll say it again

Shemar Moore should have gotten an Oscar for Profiler, Profiled

makes me tear up every damn time

all of their impressions are spot on🤣