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So recently, I've been into BBC's Sherlock/ Sherlock homes in general, and I was explaining it to my little sibling, and then they asked me, "How many Sherlocks are there???" And started to die laughing, then answered "Sherlock into the Sherlocka-verse"
A headcanon I have for Parentlock is that Sherlock and John have their whole flat baby-proofed but Sherlock did most of the work to surprise John (With the help of Ms Hudson)
And John just walked and saw the whole place baby-proofed and in my head it'd go like.
[John walks in Rosie on his chest and takes a very good look of the flat in shock then looks to Sherlock who is siting on the couch.]
John: looks like you've cleaned up a bit.
Sherlock: Yes but not only that I baby-proofed everything.
John: this is brilliant, I love you- this! I meant to say this!
Sherlock smiling ear to ear: Ok.

Oh boy šā¦
I love them so much ššāāØš
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Here's a parentlock idea I came up with at 1 in the morning while doing dishes.
Sherlock stays up late, working on cases for two reasons one, to work on the case, of course, and two to take care of baby/toddler Rosie so Watson can sleep.
Waston learned this one morning and I think I'd go like this.
Watson walks into the kitchen and sees a tired Sherlock: Did you get any sleep?
Sherlock: No I was up all night with this case, and Rosie needed to be changed.
Watson stands there puzzled for a few seconds, then looks at Sherlock bewildered.
Watson: Do you take care if Rosie while I sleep?
Sherlock: Of course I do. What else would I do once I have a case solved?
Watson with a surprised smile: That's why I've been hearing her cry less, and um thank you, so much.
Sherlock: it's no problem at all.
IT'S REAL LOL

the fact that they are literally in the definition of queerbaiting-
Johnlock is more likely to happen in Enola Holmes universe than it was ever in the bbc Sherlock.


Johnlock commission I did for @thorntonsheart, pretty happy with how this came out!
I love a slow burn romance. Especially when the characters are dealing with trauma.
But like.. not an SVU slow burn.
Bro can't even lick his lips while staring at his mate?

Wow.

WOW.

Sounds something-phobic
Not sure what yet.
objectively, A Scandal In Belgravia is a decent-ish episode at most, but it gets 0/10 from me, purely because, after his smug little rant on your heart and how you must never ālet it rule your headā and how ālove is a dangerous disadvantageā, he did, in fact guess passcode right. It wouldāve been HILARIOUS, and far more entertaining if the arrogant little man-child had gotten taken down a peg or two.
Iām sorry I recognize queerbait when there is one likeā¦were you there in 2014 when Sherlock sets up a love confession to John only for it to end with āSherlock is actually a girlās nameā? Because I was and I still have nightmares about it š
Me : * going with my day as usual *
Some random mf :

Me : * stares into the camera *
I am so very normal about Sherlock holmes
you ever get hyperfixations but not in the sense that you picked up a piece of media and just kinda held on to it but more that you brushed up against a piece of media and it attacked you like a rabid dog out of nowhere? Cuz same
What if....
Everything that every happened in Sherlock. Like Sherlock, Mycroft, Molly, Lestrade, Mary etc we just a figment of Johnās imagination. He created them to help cope, but its not just them he created. Its all of his lofe story. He doesnāt have a sister named Harry he has 2 brother Heath and Hank. Heās never been to Afghanistan, he went to the beach during July. Now he is created this story based off of the doctors and nurses in his psych war....
Lemme know if you want this into to a 3-shot or fanficš¬š¬š¬

Sherlock fanart WIP <3
lol I kinda diverted from the ref and drew them a little closer together bc Johnlock
when sherlock said ātaking your own life. interesting expression, taking it from who? once it's over, it's not you who'll miss it. your own death is something that happens to everyone else. your life is not your own, keep your hands off it.ā i almost cried
Agreed
Thatās it. āOld Sportā is officially a gay term, and a gay term only.