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2 years ago

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 15

~The greek gods are fighting unknown creatures whose stole people's hearts~

Zeus:there are too many of those bastards !!

Poseidon:*destroys heartless* they never end!

Hades:Wait....where's Y/N!?

Adamas:HOW can you lose that pipsqueak?!

Y/N:*screams*

Heartless1:*steals Y/N's spear*

Y/N:HEY!

Heartless2:*steals their shields*

Y/N:wait a minute!

Adamas:For fuck sake!!!*runs to Y/N*

*Heartless approach Y/N*

Y/N:......*starts dancing*

Y/N:*destroys every single heartless*

Adamas:....

Hades:0_0

Poseidon: 😐

Y/N: This is what you thieves deserve*takes their weapons back*

Zeus: YEAH TELL THEM!*proud* I'm so happy that she used my moves.

Adamas:.... You need an idiot to make an idiot....

Poseidon:....Hades...do not leave her alone with Zeus again.

Hades: *sighs in agreement*

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK No Sense ~

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2 years ago

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 17

Adamas:....

Y/N:*smiles*

Adamas:Go away pipsqueak.

Y/N:Nope.

Adamas: Pipsqueak....are you asking for death?*clearly pissed *

Y/N:Nah,I'd like to live for a while longer.

Adamas:Then go away. *turns around*

Y/N: You're no fun, but you're lucky that I still love you.

Adamas:...I don't care...

Y/N:Yes, you do.*kisses his cheek* See you later, dear husband.*leaves*

Adamas:.....*Adamas.exe.has stopped.working*

Zeus:Bleah*gag noise*

Poseidon:Y/N sure knows how to shut him up.

Hades*smiles*ahh young love

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK No Sense ~

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2 years ago

OMG UR HERA OC DESIGN IS MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH <3333

Hera, I beg thou to ditch Zeus and marry me instead— /j

(No but seriously the design is hella pretty :’D)

Hera: I would like to ditch that....thing I'm still calling husband. But I won't give up my title as queen of Olympus.

Zeus: there's nothing wrong with asking a divorce. I mean we would both be free isn't that good?

Hera:*turns around and smirks* Asking for a divorce means you win. But I won't give you that victory dear husband.

Zeus:Oh come on Hera let's talk ab-

Hera:*kicks the wall*

OMG UR HERA OC DESIGN IS MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH

Hera: You made me your wife, so I'll be queen till the end of my life.*evil smirk and walks away*

Zeus:.....That was ...hot.

Oowlie:...And you wonder why people hate you so much. *whispers breaking the 4th wall * thank you I'm happy that you like her design. 😊


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2 years ago

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 19

*Y/N and Poseidon relaxing on the couch*

Y/N:*reads a book*

Poseidon:*doing the same*

Zeus:*kicks the door* HA!! YOU'RE HAVING SEX!

Poseidon:*sighs*

Y/N: *closes the book* Zeus...dear brother in law,do you need glasses?

Zeus:....uh no I...

Y/N:Strange I believed you needed them. 'Cause you can't see that me and my husband are FINALLY spending some quality time together after MONTHS of work,where we couldn't see or talk to each other...and DEAL with YOUR SHIT because you can't keep it in your pants and cheated on your wife AGAIN .

Zeus:Wait,you actually talk to each other...

Y/N:....*looks at Poseidon * Dear husband can I....

Poseidon:I allow you to kick his stupid ass.

Y/N:*smiles and leans over to kiss his cheek* Thank you....* snaps their fingers and lot of arrows of light appear*

Zeus:*pales* Umh...

Y/N:I'll give you 5 seconds *scary smile* Dear brother in law~

Zeus:*runs*

Y/N*goes after him*

Poseidon:*watches Y/N trying to kill his brother* "Y/N truly is charming when they're angry .....ahhh now I'm aroused too bad they are busy..." *reads his book again*

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK No Sense ~

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2 years ago

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 😌~

Episode 20

Y/N: Zeus listen an advice from a wise person.

Zeus:Since when you're wise?

Y/N:Shush and hear me out.

Zeus:*sighs and listens*

Y/N:women are like glass....fragile...you can break them...

Zeus:That's true. *smirks*

Y/N: ..BUT....if you try to step on them....they will fucking hurt you*evil smirk*

Zeus:*sweatdrops*

Y/N:And that's why I made a few calls. *snaps their fingers* Ladies!

*all Zeus' human lovers + Hera come out*

Zeus:*knows that he's fucked*

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK No Sense ~

Y/N:I believe that is time for your revenge.

Hera:LET'S FUCKING KICK HIS OLD CHEATING ASS!

The girls: YES!

Zeus: Oh would you look at the time! I gotta go!! *gets chained * WTF!?

Y/N: Not so fast old man. You gotta pay for your crimes *smirks and gives Hera a pair of scissors*

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK No Sense ~

BONUS:

~Olympus~

All the gods could hear Zeus' high pitched screams.

Herakles:Nobody is gonna help him...right??

Hermes:Nope. *smiles*

Ares: I care about my life.*clearly scared of his mother*

Poseidon:Not me *reads*

Hades:He has to learn from his mistakes.


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2 years ago

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 😌~

Episode 20.5

Zeus:*somehow he escaped from the angry crowd of women* Thank Uranus I managed to run away from those crazy females...

*noises*

Hera:WHERE IS HE!?

Alcmene: I believe he went this way!!

Zeus:!!!*opens the door and gets out from the building* I should be safe now.

???: Oh looks like Tyche is with us my friends.

Zeus:*recognizes the voice * G....Ganymede!?

Ganymede: The ladies did take their time with you...but now it's our turn. *a crowd of male is behind him*

Zeus.....well shit...I'm dead for sure now.

Bonus:

Lux:*takes out a walkie talkie * I found him he is here. The boys are having their fun with him.

Owl: *dressed up as a bodyguard too* Good I'll inform the Ladies.

Hera:Where is he!?

Owl: Lux referred to me that the insect is with the boys, my lady.

Hera:Good. Let's go and finish our job.

Y/N: As you wish my queen*smiles*

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK No Sense ~

@luxthestrange xD we make a good team.


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2 years ago

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense😌~

Episode 21

-This is what happened before episode 20-

Hera:*got cheated again by Zeus and is crying* that bastard....

Y/N:...*stands near her* Girl instead of crying over a lost love remember this....

Hera:*looks at them*

Y/N:If he made you lose your mind with his lies....As the poet once said: To the next girl he will tell her the truth and only the truth. That's bullshit. If one is a liar, they are born as a liar, grow up as a liar, get old as a liar and die as a liar.

Hera:*surprised*

Y/N: So what you should do now is get up...Dry up your tears and thank heaven that you are finally fucking free from him.

Hera:.....You are right.

Y/N:...Of course I am. Also...who stops you to get a little revenge?*smirks*

Hera:*surprised* You...What do you have inside that sick mind of yours?

Y/N:Nothing exaggerated...

Hera: Somebody will get hurt?

Y/N: Only that cheating ass of Zeus

Hera:I'm in.

Y/N: Good *smirks*

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK No Sense~

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1 year ago

Record Of Ragnarok Sona

Sorry if there isn't any description of what my Sona looks like. If you saw the meme I made about a god Blogger, that's my meme here is the link

Poseidon VS Sasaki

Name: Sora 

Species: Demigod,Human (Formerly) 

Height: 5’1 FT

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/her

Affiliation: Gods, Humanity, Interviewer/Social Media

Personality: She’s generous and forgiving towards less powerful individuals and those she views as a rival. However, she deeply supports humanity, but there is still a strong semblance of respect towards the gods. She can be playful and gullible to a certain extent, and is full of lively energy. She isn’t afraid to take responsibility for her actions, apologizing for her mistakes. As a stubborn individual, she stands firm with her decisions. She’s very caring and kind like an older sister, and fairly emotionally sensitive and passionate about her work. She can act childish and brash at times, which contributes to her sudden clumsiness. She’ll only drop the child-like act when she recognizes that her current situation is serious. She has a good sense of humor that she isn’t afraid to use during her interviews. She’s humbly confident and fairly courageous, but she’s afraid to interview with one person, which is Poseidon.

Backstory: Sora suffered a lot from her family members through her childhood into adulthood she would feel like an outcast from her family, willing to help them when needed or just to do what they said. During the middle of a war, she helped some of the people who were left behind and tossed aside. However, she would be hurt in the process from soldiers who intended to kill everyone in their wake. They killed and severely injured the people she helped, making her efforts futile, and left her to bleed to death. Odin was simply minding his own business when he came across Sora, taking interest in her potential. Odin stole some of Zeus’ blood with the intention of creating a loyal follower. He offered the blood of Zeus to her and she hesitated at first, but eventually came to the conclusion that it’s best to do so. At that moment, she became a demigod and was grateful for Odin’s unexpected help. Odin is a scary and mean individual, but he was compelled to tell Sora that she should pretend to be his daughter. He’s simply hiding the fact that she’s a demigod in order to gather more valuable information on the Primordial God, Arkhé. As a social media interviewer, Zerachiel and Malphas like to help her with certain tasks such as setting up dates and observing which gods and humans would be good interview candidates. Sora adopted Zerachiel and Malphas when they got abandoned.

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Yes Im gonna ship her with Susanoo Yippie


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1 year ago

Mamma Mia AU! For ROR

I can think about it some since there is a Scene I like and thought of Hades and my friend Sona (I love them so much) basically the part is in the part where they sang Voulez-Vous in the movie

Mamma Mia AU! For ROR

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2 years ago

HADES HEADCANONS

Hades would give his S/O flowers to show how much he loves them, he usually pick ones with meanings or your favorites so he can see you happy. He also pick some of his favorites so when he sees that your busy he would put a flower on your hair admiring you.

HADES HEADCANONS

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2 years ago

I used a template from TikTok for this but I added my friend and my favorite Ror character (Hers is Hades mine is Buddha.)


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2 years ago

Does any Record of Ragnarok fans wants to be friends with me? Why is my keyboard keeps disappearing cause right now im typing this without it showing so it is lucky I know how to type.

Does Any Record Of Ragnarok Fans Wants To Be Friends With Me? Why Is My Keyboard Keeps Disappearing Cause

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2 years ago

I know I keep saying the same thing but another meme! I will start writing well do Headcanons soon but it will be a while!!

I been a lot on TikTok and also just hyperfixated on Record of Ragnarok again and Bungo stray dogs.


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