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Chuuya, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume? Dazai: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle* Dazai: Dazai: It's perfume. ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: This date is boring! Chuuya: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Dazai: Then why did you invite me? Chuuya: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Chuuya I'll do whatever I want!" ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from a all you can eat pizza buffet. Chuuya: Why’d you get banned? Dazai: Touched the rat. Chuuya: … What rat? Dazai: Fyodor Dostoevsky. ---------------------------------------------------- Chuuya: Dazai... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Dazai: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Chuuya: Chuuya: I wrote sanitize, Dazai. ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this. Chuuya: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!! ---------------------------------------------------- Chuuya: *Gives a bouquet to Dazai* Dazai: You know I'm allergic. Chuuya: That's the point. ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: Is this mistletoe? Chuuya: Uh, no, no, that is basil. Dazai: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you. Chuuya: Yeah, no, it’s still basil. ----------------------------------------------------

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