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Hi!! Can I pester you for your headcanons on Spamton?

Sure!! I have plenty of random headcanons i've developed over time, so bear with me here-

Okay so its been a minute since i really considered these, so let me think. One thing i'll note is that i have this habit where i try to keep any takes i have on a character as canon as possible, so i've weeded out alot of the more outlandlish stuff over time. Starting under cut.

Starting off, I like to think that his cat element kinda aids in his life on the streets, in that he can manuver around the alleyways and whatnot of cyber city in more cat-like ways. Climbing walls, perching up on high vantage points, ect. Maybe the element is from a virus even? Anyway, off track.

Okay overall, less wordy headcanons.

-Spamton, through whatever process happened post Mike, is sorta a halfway point between robot and the strange digital entity that Addisons are. He's plastic and metal, but isn't entirely so. Can still move his face and whatnot.

-Addisons don't need sleep, but Spamton kinda does because of many different factors, the glitches being one of them. Its moreso just a luxury he held onto from the mansion days.

-I don't see it touched on much, but i like to think that he didn't go straight from the mansion to the trash, he had an in-between of living in some sketchy cyber-motels and trying to scrounge up easy work.

-I, for one, do in fact believe in the acid theory. Its simply brought up too much to be a red herring to me.

-Random nothing headcanon, i like to think of his current suit as just his big shot suit thats gotten dirty/stained over time, not a different one.

-Pipis are a virus in themselves, a worm virus specifically. It essentially makes whoever's infected with it completely endeared to the "eggs", thusly they keep the virus and spread it. I haven't developed it too much past that however.

-I liked a post earlier about this one, i think he'd enjoys art as well! He may not do it much, but i imagine he painted the wall behind the shopfront, so i imagine he probably does similar art stuff to try and emulate whatever divine visions he's seen.

Theres more, i know it, but i can't for the life of me think of em right now. I'll reply to this post later if i remember any good ones!

I appreciate the ask!

GUYS PLS HEAR ME OUT

ok besties now that i got your attention i am about to drop my favorite spamton headcanons so that we can trade

i shall go first (obviously) (spoilers for deltarune chapter 1 and 2 i think)

spamton neo is made of metal, but due to the fact that he was only neo for a short time, he overheats easily

spamton purrs, but it sounds like a LOUD computer fan

this is probably canon, but the strings on spamton neo are literal wires, which is why when u cut them, he "dies"

spamton is the type of guy to watch his closest friends through their windows and wait to be invited in, without asking to go to their house first

i like the headcanon that spamton cant take a deal if he cant give them something back to "seal the deal"

spamton believes that heaven is the light world, hence his weird obsession with heaven and reaching "the light", pressing f1 has a mini angel spamton heal you, he calls noelle an angel, and wishes to see the light (light world)

spamton is a rabid animal and i stand by that

spamton is the type of guy that stims, mostly when he sees a customer

if the crossover were to ever exist, i think spamton would like metttaton a lot

i like the idea that since spamton is technically a computer, that he can google random information to help make his sales pitches more "reliable"

spamton doesnt have a big obsession on his phone anymore, but cant bring himself to get rid of it

(if spamton can even eat stuff) when spamton eats a cd disk, it just plays a heavily distorded clip of his theme song (any)

spamtons normal form has been corrupted, and small glitches are constantly present

since spamton is corrupted, he can also distort places that he goes to frequently

spamton literally cant NOT smile. due to his puppet-ification, he has a permanent salesman-y smile on his face. it creeps a lot of people out

ever since being evicted, spamton has lost track of time so much that he has no concept of how much time has passed

ok thats all i got bye bye

whats your favorite thing about spamton?

my absolute favorite thing about spamton is his lore by FAR

ive always been the type-⏃ guy to be super interested in dark and creepy topics so when ⟟ realized spamton had deep dark creepy lore ⟟ just lost it

and then of course ⟟ had to go and do ⏃ deep lore dive so ⟟ replayed deltarune 3 times for ⏃ bunch of spamton lore (youtube videos help ⏃ 'ton' AHAH)

but uh yea ⟟ like how his lore revolves around this idea of fate, that hes stuck being an unlucky salesman his entire life, handed the bad luck card from square one, then when he finally gets some success its ripped from him and he gets strung up like ⏃ literal puppet. so creepy but so interesting at the same time 😊

oh and he was told the truth of his existence and the world he lives in and went insane, but ⟟ dont think hes really INSANE, just to other people because hes actually right, they arent

then hes thrown into ⏃ dumpster like literal trash, and (again) when be finally gets some help (from kris) its again ripped from him in the saddest way (strings snapped)

poor guy couldnt catch ⏃ break and finally gave up :(

oh and the whole idea of post spamton lore is great ⟟ already have ⏃ great mutual that supplies me with that (iykyk) they know who they are 👁️👁️