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id make it last longer if ⟟ could sorry fam

context: jevil and spamton are divorced but spamton dragged jevil to couples therapy so they can get along

however jevil only cares about spamton stealing his leitmotif and spamton only cares about jevil helping him and giving him money to raise the spamlings so they dont spend their short life in ⏃ dumpster

T-Therapist

J-Jevil

S-Spamton

⟟ wrote all of this myself

tw for suggestive topics maybe idk ⟟ figured ⟟ should warn you just in case

⟟ read like, multiple of those long pages describing how to write their speech quirks and while im getting better its nowhere near perfect (also there wouldve been audio but ⟟ couldnt figure out how to get their speech blip thingies to work, and no funny glass shattering sfx maybe later tho)

and im sorry about all the swears, most are censored but not all :(

jevil is the definition of "fuck them kids"

hear me out guys

ik you see the resemblance

im going insane ⟟ should post more references like these

deltarune au where everything is normal except spamtons benefactor never left so hes still popular when kris goes to cyber city and kris gets to, idk take his lunch money or give him ⏃ hug

⟟ think he really needs ⏃ hug considering his friends probs left him at that point and is decently lonely

...

imagine if someone turned this into ⏃ fic or tiny animatic or one of those posts with the many photos (comics right)

yall ever just

⟟ drew this as ⏃ doodle bc ⟟ got bored

tell him congrats on the [lil' lady]

he seems happy

having ⏃ dilemma

sometimes ⟟ wonder how people who have never seen spamton content at all react when seeing him for the first time. shocked about his appearance? "why does he talk like that?" like

imagine some absolute noob sees how he talks and is like "🤯🤯🤯" because its hard for them to read his dialogue or see how he looks in canon vs fanart and they just cry because they think hes creepy and off putting

and then theres us spamton lovers who just love all of it. "⟟ love his little speech quirk ☺️☺️☺️" or "⟟ think hes ⏃ great looking middle aged man 😊" and thats not even the worst of spamton

what if they decide to go dumpster diving (AHAHAH) into his lore and they see just how tragic his character is and question the fandom like "yall simp for this?!"

and us spamton fans will be like "yea because we feel bad for him 👍👍👍" ⟟ bet the fanfics will either make them cry (out of sadness) or cry (out of fear) maybe both with the way the fandom is

theyd die seeing the memes tho because ⏃ lot of the time hes even more unhinged in the memes than the angsty fanart like just imagine they see ⏃ spamton meme and literally implode

thanks for listening to my ted talk (total unhinged unorganized rant)

EDIT: MY EXPERIENCE ON THE SALESMAN

people who reblogged put in tags their first impression so ill put my boring one here

when ⟟ first saw spamton ⟟ didnt really get his dialogue, but like, ⟟ instantly loved him. then when he sent kris into battle and ⟟ heard that BANGER of ⏃ theme song ⟟ just couldnt anymore. ⟟ was like "⟟ love this fucking man" and ive loved him since

then when ⟟ found out he becomes ⏃ secret boss ⟟ immediately did that but it took me months to beat him.

THEN ⟟ decided to finally play the snowgrave route and when ⟟ realized he was the final boss ⟟ fucking lost my marbles (like spamton did 🤭)

so yea thats how ⟟ "grew" to adore spamton (⟟ loved him from the start hes so skrunkly and insane and ⟟ just wanna hug that poor trash gremlin)

im super bored so qna ask me anything

preferably about spamton but u can ask other things too

pretty pls im dying of boredom ive seen everything spamton related for now

whats your favorite thing about spamton?

my absolute favorite thing about spamton is his lore by FAR

ive always been the type-⏃ guy to be super interested in dark and creepy topics so when ⟟ realized spamton had deep dark creepy lore ⟟ just lost it

and then of course ⟟ had to go and do ⏃ deep lore dive so ⟟ replayed deltarune 3 times for ⏃ bunch of spamton lore (youtube videos help ⏃ 'ton' AHAH)

but uh yea ⟟ like how his lore revolves around this idea of fate, that hes stuck being an unlucky salesman his entire life, handed the bad luck card from square one, then when he finally gets some success its ripped from him and he gets strung up like ⏃ literal puppet. so creepy but so interesting at the same time 😊

oh and he was told the truth of his existence and the world he lives in and went insane, but ⟟ dont think hes really INSANE, just to other people because hes actually right, they arent

then hes thrown into ⏃ dumpster like literal trash, and (again) when be finally gets some help (from kris) its again ripped from him in the saddest way (strings snapped)

poor guy couldnt catch ⏃ break and finally gave up :(

oh and the whole idea of post spamton lore is great ⟟ already have ⏃ great mutual that supplies me with that (iykyk) they know who they are 👁️👁️

⟟ love it when ⟟ find ⏃ new person on tumblr who draws spamton often its like im making ⏃ collection of gems but the gems are tumblr artists who all stan ⏃ dumpster puppet

even better is when theyre active and respond to comments but the art alone is just so 🩷💛

thanks for @ing me on the doomed by the narrative post! your special little guy is very cool & very pathetic, i see why he was nominated now :) /gen

wooo! it makes me so happy when one of my lore rants makes sense, especially when people who havent played deltarune get it. im so glad you understand! :)

tiny update

sorry for dying fam ⟟ had finals 😞

but now ive got plenty of time to do rants n stuff so beware 😈

pov spamton beating himself up after every minor inconvenience ( @manofthepipis ⟟ love how u write spamtons dialogue pls keep writing his angsty thoughts 🙏🙏🙏)

BONUS the phone scene where he destroyed his phone then remembered he broke it and panicked (GONE WRONG)

I saw you reblogged my whiteboard post. I read the tags lol. Tbh I’m glad you like my art.

AHUHAUSHAHHDBDJDNDJFJ OFC!!! ⟟ love how u draw spamton hes so beautiful 🩷💛

keep drawing the silly id eat your art 100/10 🙏🙏🙏

Spamton Blog Introduction

Hello! My name is Kurai, and this is my blog! Here are some quick things about me:

⟟ have ⏃ typing quirk (⟟-i ⏃-a)

⟟ have ADHD and Autism, so if you can, tone indicators would be great :)

⟟ have very strong hyperfixations so you will see ⏃ LOT of the same thing for ⏃ LONG time (im so sorry)

My pronouns are he/they void/voidself :) ⟟ dont really have ⏃ preference but please don't use strictly they/them, ⟟ like variety with my pronouns

⟟ live under ⏃ rock so if you ask me about any other media ⟟ haven't hyperfixated over you can almost guarantee that I've never heard of it

This blog is strictly Spamton themed! If my hyperfixation changes, ⟟ will simply make another blog and keep this one for anyone who wants to run through it :)

The DNI List (It's Not Scary)

Kindly DNI if you are any of the following (warning if your blog is empty and looks like ⏃ bot account, your gonna get blocked. set an actual pfp and make ur profile decorated to avoid being blocked):

Racist

Homophobic

Transphobic

Proshippers

Xenophobic

Ableist

Zoophiles

Pedophiles

Anti-Tone Indicators (If this is even ⏃ thing?)

Toxic people in general

People under the age of 13 (pls get off the app)

Dsmp Fans (this includes smps made by the original dsmp members) (toxic ones)

Genshin fans (toxic ones)

The Interact List (Please Interact)

Please follow or at least interact if you like or are part of the following:

Deltarune fans, specifically Spamton lovers (please I'm so desperate)

Undertale fans, ⟟ don't post about Undertale but ⟟ like talking about it :)

Artist, fanfic writers, etc you guys are super cool :D

People who love theorizing and sharing headcanons (YOU ARE MY LIGHT PLEASE 🙏)

Really any good person (⟟ will not dislike you or shame you unless your on the DNI list, then you're getting blocked)

If you ever get scared of interacting remember asks can be anonymous, and ⟟ love answering cool questions :)

Tags ⟟ Use On My Blog

Here are the tags ⟟ will use on posts so it's easier for you to find them! ⟟ find them pretty fun and ⟟ hope you see them the same way :)

1. YIPPEE SO COOL!!! (reblogs cutey)

⟟ know it's ⏃ typo but I'm rolling with it, this is my reblog tag when ⟟ reblog stuff!

2. THEORYS?!?! ⟟ LOVE THEORIES!!!

My theory tag for when ⟟ post ⏃ theory (As is the point of this blog, which ⟟ need to do more often)

3. bro id headcanon that tbh

This is also ⏃ headcanon blog, so ⟟ will use this tag for when ⟟ post headcanons of any kind (Which ⟟ ALSO need to do more often)

4. writers block doesnt exist if ⟟ dont look at it

When ⟟ write anything, whether it be musical remakes of Toby Fox songs (which ⟟ have hesitated on posting) or fanfic writing, this'll be the tag for it :)

5. [%$&¥] posts

When ⟟ just post whatever is on my mind (Almost like mind reading :O )

6. queue the questions

When ⟟ answer asks! You could find the answer to your's here!

7. other content that isnt the number one rated salesman

Self explanatory but an extremely rare tag to find because I'm so obsessed with spamton

If you got this far, congrats! Here have pictures of my cats :)

hear me our pls just take ⏃ second

everybody be drawing and writing what happens after kris beats spamton but no one discusses what it would really look like if kris died to spamton (dont forget the whole fun gang if its ⏃ normal, sane route and not fucking snowgrave)

is it bc it would be "too much"? havent thought about it? well ⟟ got u ⏃ writing/drawing prompt, draw/write what u think would happen when kris/fun gang loses to spamton neo

⟟ bought the damned drink

it tastes like blueberrys ⏃ bit of something else

luckily ⟟ didnt explo-

ik this is ⏃ spamton blog but this literally has nothing to do with deltarune but splatoon instead

soooo about some stuff 🤷

ive been gone about ⏃ month due to ⏃ lot of stuff occupying my time (school, events, chatting with friends, etc.)

this means ofc that ⟟ wont be as active as ⟟ was, but ill try my best :)

⏃ bit of detail under the cut

⏃ lot of my time has been dedicated to school and school related events (⟟ play an instrument) and also ⟟ love to call up my friends and play splatoon and that takes up almost all of my free time 😅 still loving spamton tho!!!

anyways to whoever cares ⟟ hope u have ⏃ great day!