Talk Like A Pirate Day - Tumblr Posts
Arrr Laddies!
Aye,be it that time o' year a'gin. The day where we speak the tongue o' the buccaneers. 'n t' save ye seadogs from scurvy,I've a pair o' grogs t' make ye merry. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Mix #227 Peg Leg
1oz Plantation 3 Star 3/4oz Lemon Hart 151 3/4oz lime juice 1/2oz simple syrup 1/4oz Demerara syrup 2-3 dashes grapefruit bitters
Shake wit' ice 'n pour inta mug.
Sink me,t'is a beauty of a riff on the traditional grog/daiquiri. Birthed by a landlubber named Kyle Davidson,a barman in the former tavern Blackbird in Chicago,this will send you t' Davey Jones if ya have t' many. Blackbeard hisself would'a drank dis.
Mix #228 Capt Vadrna's Grog
2.5oz spiced rum 3/4oz lime juice 1/2oz white grapefruit juice 3/4oz Demerara syrup 1 dash Angostura bitters
Shake wit' ice 'n pour inta mug.
That 'ol seadog Beachbum Berry made dis t' honor his matey Cap'n Stanislav Vadrna. 'tis a bit tart,but then mayhap so was his heartie? The 'ol pirate Hemingway would'a toasted Calypso with this'n.
'n here be some more pirate drinks I've done,t' keep ye smilin'.
Mix #10 Traditional Grog
1.5oz navy strength rum 1oz lime juice 1/2oz Demerara syrup
Shake with ice and pour into glass or mug.
Mix #11 Navy Grog
1oz light rum 1oz dark rum 1oz Demerara rum 1oz honey syrup 3/4 oz lime juice 3/4oz grapefruit juice 2oz club soda
Shake everything except soda with ice. Pour into double rocks glass and top with soda.
Mix #12 Sailor's Grog
1.5oz spiced rum 1/2oz 151 Demerara rum 3/4oz lime juice 3/4oz orange juice 1/2oz falernum 1 dash Angostura bitters 1.5oz ginger beer
Shake everything except beer with ice and pour into double rocks glass. Top with beer.
Mix #15 Black Beard's Ghost(mine)
2oz light rum 2oz orange juice 1oz lemon juice 1oz blackberry brandy 1/2oz orgeat
Shake with ice and pour into mug.
Mix #14 Pirate's Parley
1oz Demerara rum 3oz pineapple juice 3/4oz lime juice 1/2oz apricot brandy 1/2oz orange curacao
Shake with ice and pour into mug.
Mix #13 Corsair Punch
2oz Appleton Estate 8yr Reserve 2oz orange juice 2oz pineapple juice 3/4oz lime juice 3/4oz grenadine 1/2oz orgeat
Shake with plenty of ice and pour into mug.
Mix #51 Blackbeard's Ghost
1.5oz white rum 1/2oz demerara rum 1.5oz orange juice 1oz lemon juice 1oz falernum 1/2oz apricot brandy 2 dashes Angostura bitters
Shake with plenty of ice.
Mix #84 Mariner's Ghost
3/4oz dark rum 3/4oz light rum 1oz mango juice 1oz grapefruit juice 1/2oz lime juice 1/2oz allspice dram dash of simple syrup
Shake with ice and pour into mug.
Mix #94 Skull & Bones
1.5oz Lemon Hart 151 rum 1/2oz Bacardi Gran Reserva Diez rum 3/4oz lime juice 1/2oz passionfruit syrup 1/2oz grenadine 1/8tsp Pernod 1 dash Angostura bitters
Shake with ice and pour into your spookiest mug.
Mix #124 Tortuga
1oz Demerara 151 rum 1oz gold rum 1oz sweet vermouth 1/2oz orange curacao 1/2oz white creme de cacao 1/2oz lime juice 1/2oz lemon juice 1/2oz orange juice 1/4oz grenadine
Shake with plenty of ice and pour into classic style Tiki mug.
Mix #116 Buccaneer's Bounty
1oz Navy rum 1oz dark rum 1/2oz Demerara 151 rum 1oz honey syrup 3/4oz grapefruit juice 3/4oz lime juice 1/2oz cinnamon syrup 2 dashes bitters
Shake with ice and strain into glass with fresh ice.
Mix #130 Yellowbeard's Grog
2oz Pyrat XO Reserve rum 1oz lime juice 1/2oz Pierre Ferrand Yuzu 1/2oz Small Hand Foods orgeat 1/4oz Demerara syrup
Shake with ice,stagger-stagger-crawl-stagger,then pour into upturned skull of someone you don't like. Garnish with Mr Prostitute's moustache and a speared piece of Spam.
Pleasant seas me hearties,'n here be a pirate's blessin':
May your ANCHOR be tight, Your CORK be loose, Your RUM be spiced, And your COMPASS be true.
Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day from me timezone, matey!
How be you?
Ahoy, matey!
I be good, how 'bout ye?
ARRRRR me hearties, we goin swashbucklin and goin for gold!
Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day bruhs
I hear tells that on this day it be #TalkLikeAPirateDay ! Well in that case I's be letting you landlubbers know that Captain Claire Vessia be landin on your shores a fortnight from this very hour! Beware, for she be a hungry soul, bloodthirsty I tells ya!
Fear not, if ye not be seein your particular market stall for physical copies! More are getting added to the co-operative in a few days time! ^.^
AVAST, ME HEARTIES!!!
It be International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
If ye get lost in the vast sea of pirate vocabulary, don't worry! There be plenty of islands out there to shelter ye until ye be shipshape and ready to plunder. In fact, I have map to one right here. Ăvâ˘
Now get out there 'n' make Cap'n Foxy proud!
Aargh! Yer daily reminder that Cap'n Foxy has an official cover of "You Are A Pirate" from Lazytown!
My college is fucking crazy they brought OUT A BABY KANGAROO, PARROT, TURTLES, RABBIT, AND SNAKE TO CELEBRATE TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY
Yarr! Ye best be careful, ye scallywags, or else Cap'n Octarossa will send you straight down to Davy Jones' Locker!
Why don't tharrrr be more talk like a pirate posts??
Yarrr I can't abide by it.
wishin a good 'natter like a sea rover day' t' all o' ye
When I was younger everyone cared about Talk Like a Pirate Day. Every September 19th it'd be yars and shivers me timber all the way down, and people took delight in it. Now nobody ever talks like a pirate, on that day or any other. So few of us cling to the old ways. This is where our society went wrong. People not talking about pirates once a year, everything else about society is fine, probably
Matthew Modine in Cutthroat Island (1995)
me, twenty seconds into the stream: Why is this making me want to watch Spongebob real bad??
THIRSTY THURSDAYS WITH VOLTAIRE IN 20 OR SO MINUTES!!!!
Routine of the dead.