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Just realised that Burt Hummel and Tom Houston are basically the same fucking character!
They even have one letter off names to their son’s!! (Burt - Kurt) (Tom - Tim)
Fic prompt:
Takes place several years before canon.
(Note: I’m imagining N and Uzi as both being around 12-13 years old here)
During a scrap run, Nori runs into N.
However instead of finding a murder drone ready to stab her with nanite acid, she finds nothing more than a lump of his torso and part of his head, having been ripped apart by J after a particularly bad hunt. What’s worse is that the remainder of his head is crying.
Nori gets to talking to him (mom instincts) and upon the realization that the Solver sent an actual fucking child to come and slaughter his own kind, she decides “fuck that shit”, and drags him back to the bunker to live in safety with the Workers.
Uzi needs a friend her age anyway.
I hope that in book 8—which hopefully there is—the cast discovers the truth about the “great seven.” Namely, that while they were all great, they still did awful things. (Seriously, attempted child murder is on all their lists, and it barely meets the top 5 of their crimes for most.)
It’s a great reflective moment to see how they all could have turned out if they didn’t have friends to reel them in, or how they could still turn out if not careful.
It also be interesting to see how it rocks their world. The people they admired and looked up to were villains, all of whom earned their titles as VILLAINS.
This would be especially interesting to see in Malleus, who is a direct descendant of Maleficent (1939). A woman who loved being wicked so much that she named herself the Mistress of Evil. Provided they don’t turn her into her wicked rip-off, which I don’t think they will as they use clips of her original version and whatnot. But I digress.
This would especially be meaningful if Silver was a descendant of Aurora (which is canon because I say so and I have a twst cannon. It’s on paper and not real, but I have it nonetheless).
Oh! And I want the cast to fight the OG villain just because I think it would be awesome!
Think about it: Leona against Scar and his army of Hyenas in a battle of wits and strength; Riddle vs. the Tyrannical Queen of Hearts; The Evil Queen and Vil in a beauty face-off; Ursula and Azul attempting to scam one another; Jamil and Jafar in a game of wits; Hades and Idia trading witty comebacks; DRAGON MALEFICENT VS DRAGON MALLEUS!
But that’s just me.
Send me a letter and I'll tell you which OC of mine...
A: is the most attractive.
B: gets bored the fastest.
C: is the most open to cuddling.
D: fears death the most.
E: is the most emotive.
F: is my favorite.
G: has the greenest thumb.
H: trusts their horoscope the most. (*see tag section)
I: tends to idolize people they shouldn't.
J: tells the most dad jokes.
K: is the most skilled in the kitchen.
L: lies the most.
M: is the biggest memer.
N: needs way more attention from me.
O: has the most OCs of their own.
P: is the purest, most perfect cinnamon roll.
Q: is the quickest to judge others.
R: feels the most detached from reality.
S: has the strongest spirit.
T: is the most terrifying.
U: is the most unapologetic for the way they live their life.
V: is the best at video games.
W: watches the most anime.
X: is the most xenial toward complete strangers.
Y: yells the most.
Z: gets the most overzealous over something others wouldn't expect.