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off topic but do you guys think bestfriend!felix ever borrows reader's things??

like reader for sure wears his clothes regularly, but do you think from time to time felix sees an oversized sweater or shirt in reader's closet and he's like hm..

or!! if reader has jewelry he can get away with stealing for a little bit (we've all seen his bracelets),, maybe even hair ties from reader's room he keeps on his wrist

omg bestie jewelry exchange,, friendship bracelets

“He’d mentioned it to Edwin by accident, blurted it out when the other asked what was on his mind. And, in his continued, slightly infuriating, way of resigning himself to the horrible fate he’d been given, Edwin had simply given him a sad smile and said that if he ever ended up back in Hell, then he’d have the lantern to remind him of Charles and give him the courage to find his way out again. And, really, how was Charles not supposed to fall in love with Edwin Payne?”

a little excerpt of Charles talking about leaving the lantern behind in Hell, from the upcoming chapter 3 of ‘through the memories, down the halls of my head’ :))

I'm trying to be an academic weapon but im just thinking about carmy. Like his partner is in grad school and you are doing all this research and deadlines are looming and you're stressed and it's expensive and he comes back from The Bear one night to find you awake on the sofa, researching and writing.

He's pretty much convinced you haven't moved all day off the couch since you are in the same position you were in when he checked in over his lunch break. You have your glasses on, pushed onto your face and you have a half eaten pizza by your side. So he knows you've been eating but you don't even notice him come in. You're so engrossed and stressed, he can see how you're biting your lip and picking at your skin. He could feel how stressed you were.

And he's stressed and has had a long day and he just wants your attention so he sits down next to you. You're still distracted and he's thinking about all the times that you reminded him to not be a workaholic and how you'd distract him from it just to make him feel a little bit better. And so he lets his hands wonder along your body, startling you but you relax when you realise it's him.

You stay in comfortable silence as Carmy just feels the warmth of your skin beneath his hands and you're just melting at the feeling of him. It's been a really long day and you missed him and you are finding it harder and harder to concentrate and worry about your research when he's there. He somehow manages to get you to close your laptop.

Despite your protests, he coaxes you into a shower with him and he rewards you with his fingers between your legs. All the stress from trying to finish your research melts away as he holds you against him. Once he has you soft and compliant, you both wash off and he takes you to bed where he keeps you distracted and let's off a bit of his own stress, fucking you how he'd been desperate to and how you were begging him to.

And the two of you fall asleep, curled up against each other and you're not so worried about your research now, having been thoroughly fucked out. All you could think about was Carmy and how much you loved him as you drifted off with his hands in your hair and naked body pressed against your own.

hc that dazai only eats food that 1. came from a can that he just opened or 2. food that he can confirm was made by chuuya. sometimes he'll wait until chuuya takes a bite out of dazai's food because he is paranoid enough to think that it's poisoned

I’m sorry but all I can think about recently is Soobin’s hands, how he could fit two wrists effortlessly in one while the other manoeuvres his jeans open and down, laces his fingers through the spaces between the fingers on both of your hands as he guides himself into your warmth in one skilled push, the sweep of his bangs tickling the back of your neck as he rests his head there to catch his breath and spill praises over you

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT YOU SAID SOOS INSTEAD OF SO. I THOUGHT STAN WAS ASKING SOOS WHERE THE CLIT WAS.

Sooo is this the clit *licking the left kneecap*

if i decided to try and open up an oso self insert/oc discord server would anyone be interested in joining....

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