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Chilchuck Brooklyn nine nine moment
Wars when he sees what his model gets used for:
sitting in washington square park feeling like the only person with good manners, clean hair, and proven competence on the Stanford-Binet scale here
gay people and or people who had (bad) experience with the church and religious trauma love good omens because at one point we have all been aziraphale and at one point we have all been crowley. IN THIS ESSAY I WILL-
10 year old me watching present day me develop a crush on another fictional misunderstood slytherin boy thanks to the release of hogwarts legacy: i know
My writing is for the chunky quiet and freaky bad bitches
Wars when he sees what his model gets used for:
The miraculous brainrot is getting worsa and worsa
(Please soothe me buttercup, and tell me that you love me as much as i love u ❤️😍🥰🤪😜😝)
listen. padme amidala is a freak, okay. ever since aotc i’ve had to listen to bullshit arguments about how awful the prequel romance is, how anakin’s a red flag, blah blah blah. that’s a smooth brain take. first of all, of course he’s a red flag. that’s the point. you think padme doesn’t know anakin is ten pounds of mommy issues in a five pound bag? you think she looked at soggy weeping anakin begging her to love him and didn’t immediately think “yes i definitely will peg him” ?? you think just because she’s a queen turned senator that she isn’t just as horny and feral as he is? anakin wasn’t even pushy about it. he was just “oh btw i’ve been obsessed with you for a decade and live in a perpetual state of emotional agony but thats okay whatever you want is fine with me haha” and padme goes “yea okay i’m into that.” two minutes after he’s assigned to be her bodyguard she gives an obligatory little “i have a bad feeling about this” and then just fucking marries him. this is a woman who wore white to a blood bath. come on.
Hunter Schafer and Alex Consani
