The Tummy Ache Saga - Tumblr Posts
Nevermind I woke up in a cold sweat to feel like barfing actully it needs to lock in so I can go back to sleep
Me tryinf to throw up already so my stomach will settle n I can go back to sleep:
The nefarious enlarged prostate:
Nevermind I woke up in a cold sweat to feel like barfing actully it needs to lock in so I can go back to sleep
ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to have such severe anxiety that it ruins my gut health forever
I want to throw up in the sshower (not in an ED way but because I’m extremely nauseous) bc that’s the easiest but my grandparents’ shower is old as fuuuck and I don’t want to clog it
Ok it’s been like. An hour I’m gonna shower to see if that helps and then eat WHITE BREEAD 💪💥 and drink some woder 😎
Jesse. Jesse we need electrolytes.
mistah white my fuckass brother drank all my Gatorade bitch. How are we supposed to regain our body’s natural PH now, yo?
Jesse. The pisang goreng jesse.
I’m procrastinating the bread thing lest walking up the 16 steps on the staircase render me incapacitated
Sorry to my moots btw I tagged all of this under “the tummy ache saga” if you wanna block that until I dtop
I also feel bad for people who just randomly get this shit on their dash whith no context like. Why is Walter white making indonesian banana fritters
Oarmeal 👍
When I was in like 3rd grade I used to eat raw fucking oats. Like by themselves. No meal only oat
Save me serotonin antagonists… save me…
Hey girl I’m dying. Of woke
Bros at this point I have been nauseous for like a week straight idk why but I need to not ☹️ I can’t keep popping zofran and dramamine and staying up till like 3am because I feel like I’m gonna vomit
I wish my parents would take me to urgent care bc it’s lowkey hard to swallow too now and idrk why but lowkey chat I’m kinda scared for my health 😔‼️
Idk I’m so sleepy and I just want to sleep but my tummy says nuh uh. Gonna sob
why does society insist on three big meals my stupid fucked up evil tummy can’t take this ☹️
Oughhhhh fuck my stupid baka life I just wanted some Soup and now my tummy hurts and I don’t think I have any meds I can take
Gastritis so bad it has me on the white PTA mom diet (Greek yogurt with unseasoned chicken)
Why is my mom mad at me for eating too much of my safe food bro what even is this
Having gastritis has really changed my diet tbh. Yeah I want a tasty lunch so let me ignore the pizza my family got last night and drink chicken stock without noodles because I can’t even handle those