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Why?? Why are these two like this??

💻, about a system thing: Ooh! I wanna do that!

💀: Um… why? To… to interact with other SMG4 fictives??

💻: Um… no, because-

💀, jokingly: Egocentric bitch

💻: >:0

💻, also jokingly: I’m divorcing you!

🍓, 🧡🐍, 🍉, and 🦑: *laughing*

💻: That’s it! I… I am divorcing you!

💀: I’m just saying you’re a bit egocentric-

💻: Well you are too!

💀: I’m just saying-

💻: Meggy!

🦑: Huh??

💻: You’re gonna be my divorce lawyer. I-

💀: Seriously?

🧡🐍: *between laughs* I can’t… I fucking can’t…

💻: I’m divorcing you. I just wanted to make system friends, but no. I’m… we’re getting a divorce!

💻: Meggy, uh… we… we gotta fill out the divorce papers. You’re going to be my divorce lawyer. Uh…

💻: I’m taking the kids

💀: You what? No! No way are you taking Eggdog! You can have Beeg, I mean for some reason he’s like, biologically yours in this system, but not Eggdog! Not my son!

💻: I’m taking the kids *laughs* I… I’m divorcing you and taking the kids

💀: Damn. No. No, you are not taking the kids. Uh… fuck you, I… uh… I veto your divorce

💻: You’re not the president-

💀: I… I veto your divorce. I do not consent to a divorce. We… you can’t divorce me because I say no

💻: That’s not how this works!

💀: Yes it is. Mario is going to be my divorce lawyer and… my defense is “Nuh uh”

*everyone laughs*

💀: God, I wish we could get a camera in here so people could actually see the shit we do here

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