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curt: how was work, babe?

paul: it was fine, i guess. my back has been killing me all day though.

curt: oh, i’m sorry :[ go lay down

(later)

curt: yeah, cynthia shoots me on the regular.

paul: HUH?

curt: no, it’s fine, i wear bulletproof vests now ^-^

the thing about spycoffee is its pioneering a brave new ship dynamic.

which one of you is the “i’m in constant pain because i work a desk job and my chair sucks” and which of you is the “i literally got shot and brushed it off like nothing”