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a selection of contextual facts about my saf/hatchetfield band au for your reading pleasure
before we get started: yes, i’m the spycoffee (paul matthews/agent curt mega) motherfucker. if you’re not on board, move along now, because you’re not gonna like the rest of this! but if you liked my album cover art (seen here), keep reading anyway and HEAR ME OUT. because it’s fucking good.
this is a crossover spies and hatchetfield au because i’m a simple autistic man with a simple special interest. i call it the saf band au for simplicity but they’re all hanging around
background on that is just that. i brought the spies ppl into modern time. also they’re all a little younger, early to mid 20s, just bc that feels more appropriate for a shitty little indie rock band. i imagine it’s a bit of a college garage band situation but they blew up <3
the band (”spies are forever”) is made up of curt, owen, and tatiana. curt is the drummer, owen does backup vocals and bass, and tatiana is the lead guitarist and singer.
emma is their photographer and she’s in lesbians with tatiana :]
curt has two hands. one for owen and one for paul. die mad. (they’re actually all a throuple but this is a funnier way to say it. also curt and owen have been dating Forever but they both like paul a whole bunch just the same)
paul is also their manager. he hates seeing performances most of the time but he supports his boyfriends
their debut album was self-titled and included songs mostly written by owen and tati, lots of themes of independence and breaking the status quo. they also have a short ep (which is the album cover i drew!!) called “Redacted” that curt wrote about his struggles w mental health. i have full song lists for these because im normal
that’s all i have for now but send me an ask or something if you wanna hear more :]
so all the tin can brothers productions are canonically set in the same universe. flopstoppers is all about time travel so time travel is canonically possible in the tcb extended universe, which makes it possible for time travel to exist in spies are forever. time travel is ALSO canon in the hatchetfield universe ala nightmare time “time bastard”. THEREFORE, spycoffee is canon because curt could time travel to the future on a mission and meet paul and go “i could make him worse (gay)”
we should just kiss like real people do <3
the thing about spycoffee is its pioneering a brave new ship dynamic.
which one of you is the “i’m in constant pain because i work a desk job and my chair sucks” and which of you is the “i literally got shot and brushed it off like nothing”
curt: how was work, babe?
paul: it was fine, i guess. my back has been killing me all day though.
curt: oh, i’m sorry :[ go lay down
(later)
curt: yeah, cynthia shoots me on the regular.
paul: HUH?
curt: no, it’s fine, i wear bulletproof vests now ^-^
the thing about spycoffee is its pioneering a brave new ship dynamic.
which one of you is the “i’m in constant pain because i work a desk job and my chair sucks” and which of you is the “i literally got shot and brushed it off like nothing”
would u still love me if i posted a spiescoffee (curt/owen/paul) valentine’s post on the day after valentine’s
paul’s “if you ever see anything, you should.... give me a call” line would make curt swoon is the thing
I'm Almost Me Again / [He's] Almost You
“Curt, love?” He calls out, leaning against the archway entry of the kitchen to get the attention of his boyfriend, who’s sitting on the couch, busying himself with case files that Paul is sure would go right over his head.
“Yeah, O?” Curt says, without even looking up, and then freezes. Paul watches his muscles tense, his gaze move from the files in his hands to the vague distance.
[Paul calls Curt 'love' for the first time. It forces Curt to tell him about Owen.]
Find it here: AO3 Link
emma is paul’s #1 fan but also his biggest hater but also his best friend
being able to draw rules. i can draw agent curt mega and emma perkins being besties and none of you can stop me from doing that