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ASFHKLAJDJSJFHJSJS OMFG FROM WHERE DID YOU GET THIS???😍😍😍
why was this CUT i’m so MAD
What is that video game with the lesbians and one had blue hair
OMG STOPPPP!!! 😭😂
this so funny can you imagine
Just draw some stuff XD
my ass is NOT studying for finals bro
(on youtube)
i think i’m so funny 🤭
Nerea: Looks like the tire is flat. Can you call Dad to pick us up?
Nerites: Sure. *opens phone* Hey Siri, call "Daddy" for me.
Siri: Which one?
Nerites:
Nerea:
I have a feeling he "twisted his ankle" alot after this 🤭
I'd love to see you draw Titch bridal carrying Derek!! It's lowkey one of my favourite ditch headcanons lol
HERE YOU GO!!! :) 🍆🚜
A new bodyguard pulls out his cigarette to smoke. Pol: [SLAPPING IT OUT OF HIS HAND] What the fvck do you think you're doing???! Are you INSANE Bodyguard: What- Arm, shaking in crippling fear: Did you even THINK to do a shoulder check? Do you WANT to die? Pol, shaking the man: Or an elbow check? A neck check? A rear-view mirror check? [Solemnly] That's how he got Ken. Bodyguard: WHO are you talking about- Arm, face faltering: A deep sense of dread has filled me. Pol: Oh no. It's too late. A flame flicks in the air. Vegas, emerging like Pennywise in the sewers: Do you need a lighter?
Jason: Are you a newspaper?
Dick: No, why?
Jason: Because there’s a new issue with you every fucking day.
hot news: male reviewer of wonder woman has never heard of lesbians in his life, more at 7
Masterpiece | KTH x KNJ
+PAIRING: Kim Taehyung x Kim Namjoon
+GENRE: Oneshot, crack, angst, smidge of smut, College AU, stranger to lover
+WORD COUNT: ~13k
+RATING: 18+
+WARNING: Taehyung has face blindness, NSFW, (very) foul language, overuse of the word penis and it’s synonyms, pinning, misunderstandings, Namjoon is like real’ dumb, a little hanky panky but nothing scandalous.
+SUMMARY:
“So let me recap here, you don’t know his name, his major, his department, his age, his number, nor his face. The only clue you have is this drawing, which basically looks like a textbook example of unrealistic body expectations. You apparently know every nook and cranny of his [REDACTED], but you didn’t have the decency to ask his name? You deserve this.” He cackles, angering Taehyung.
(OR the one where Taehyung has face blindness but that won’t stop him from finding love. )
+A/N: Well, it’s been almost a year since I’ve posted anything, and almost as much time since i last wrote anything (except for the occasional guilt writing lmao). So this is me coming back with a vengeance (and the dumbest thing i’ve ever written). This is all thanks to (or to be blamed on) @minloop who put up with my non-stop messaging, gave me some plot ideas, and actually inspired me to finish this in three days. Thank you to my baby @emojihobi for the emotional support and the beta reading 💖
+Disclaimer: I got all my info on face blindness from google searches, so please forgive any inaccuracy.
Face blindness has definitely made Taehyung’s life difficult.
There’s the obvious problem of not being able to recognize your parents. Remember this childhood trauma of holding a random stranger’s hands in the mall, thinking it’s your mother or father? Taehyung had to live through that many, many times; except he wouldn’t realize until said stranger would shake his hand off, or until his parents would swoop in to get him. The fact that he’s never been kidnapped is down to pure luck, really.
Making friends, you guessed it, has also been a challenge. It’s difficult explaining to kids why you ignored them when you saw each other in the hallway. Kids don’t always understand “I didn’t recognize you” as an explanation, especially if you’ve been in the same class since pre-k.
But this? This is a new and unforeseen crisis.
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