This Is Hell - Tumblr Posts

Started writing avengers fanfic. I’ve currently been reading up on the geneva convention and war crimes for the past 30 minutes, because I don’t know how to write them in and I didn’t listen in social studies. have not yet found answers. why do i do this to myself

The..Odd Encounter (more crack ships)

Buratino's friends were happy, everything was good and life was great for the wooden boy, but...he felt unhappy, like something in his life was not there and..he wished it was there, all that changed when he met King Julian, the ring tailed lemur who ruled over all of the other lemur’s in Madagascar..that was till his fatal accident, the king was depressed and he was just as lonely as Buratino, so when the wooden bastard went over to Julian it was as if they were made for each other, yet..the way they met was interesting, you see the king was paralyzed so he accidentally ran Buratino over with his wheelchair, the king was horrified that he thought he ran over the wooden BOY......but he was actually 35 and had a mortgage  and in Julian’s eyes Buratino was a God. They soon became friends and then actually soon started to fall for each other, and they then ruled Madagascar with an iron fist. THE END

Have some unfinished drawings. I am too lazy to finish them rn

Online dating is a level of Hell...I am sure of it. I try to tell myself to keep going, but every conversation makes me want to rip my face off 90% of the time.

The only thing I can say is girls do seem to have more "options"... they are just kinda like, not good at conversing. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Quite a few dudes tell me they get a lot of Only Fans and people offering their Cash Apps. (Realness, though... some of these convos are so bad I feel like I deserve to drop the Cash App, too). 💰

I have spoken to 29 men in the last week and a half of September. I dont know if that's a lot or what. (It's as many as I have let "match" with me and message me). It certainly feels like a lot, and I am exhausted, honestly. I'm trying to hold out for the end of September because my Neurospice likes that completion.

I enjoyed talking to one and had put my attention specifically and exclusively there for the first half of the month. That didn't pan out and gave me an emotional scratch.

But at least something worth a private girl journaling. (I accidentally liked that one for a minute, and let it almost trip my little feelings up. I was just trying to have some spooky season fun... not learn a damn lesson. 😅 🙃 🤷🏼‍♀️)

But back to what really irritates me. Why do people message you and then act like YOU need to keep the conversation going, though? They messaged you!

Like, please, Sirs, say something of substance or gtfo of my phone.

Here's a couple of my favorite unmatched profiles from the week. I am not an artist, but I try. I like how they are basically different sides of the same coin.

My country is going to hell, but I'm not even surprised anymore...

Slovakia: *is drowned by floods* *culture heritage is being destroyed* *national parks have their rights to protection taken away*

Slovak Prime minister: The priority is to cancel the leader of opposition for being mean. I will also raise taxes to from 20% to 23%! We will raise taxes for books because only rich people read books!

Slovak nation:

DAY 6!!!!: NEKO

1T5 D4 M14U MI4U

Crazy to think that not even 2 hrs away from me, there is an active shooter on a college campus and I am just driving to work as usual. I ordered donuts for Valentine’s Day tomorrow, no doubt some of those other kids did, too. It was just supposed to be a normal day at college for them and now it’s turned into one of the worst days of their lives. Fuck this country and its love affair with guns and the fucking NRA.

ok this post is kind of a last ditch effort cause nothing i've managed to find online has worked, but has anyone had this problem? these rays seem to be emanating from the same spot per object, but messing with the ssao didn't work

it's that time of the year again when i question if i'm aro as well or not

complaining abt real life under the cut

we have been understaffed at work for absolutely ages

they were extra understaffed before promoting me and someone else, but the someone else kinda like, backed down, so we're still not quite Staffed. we need at least one, maybe two more people.

tWO of my colleagues went on holiday together. they have done nothing wrong but oh my god. we are so understaffed. i have worked. so much. and so hard. my brain hurts and i am tired.

when they come back i'm only working 3 days a week for a little while, to let my brain rest, because my brain is not ok. i'm doing five days in a row this week i want to die.

This is what you’re missing in Shmorp Mcdurgen’s epic server

get cursed

None of you have any idea what just happened.

Willow was streaming the Sims 4, and downloaded a murder mod and. Gabriel snapped Six's neck, Gabriel got hit by a car, then Jason voorhees showed up at their house, killed a few people before Thatcher snapped HIS neck then made food right after.

I witnessed this with my own eyes. I can't make this up.

what have i done

A weird compilation of my latest Yanfei redesign attempts, except I hate all of them. My friends converted me to Polearm Yanfei… somehow. So now she’s sort of like Tartaglia I suppose. Well, back for Round 110 of Redesigning Yanfei.

Okay people.

I'm at the twichy stage now.

The stage where I'm ready to say f*ck it, and make a run for the outside world.

Now I know what 15 days in hell feel like.

Note to future self- do more good deeds, hell is not a nice place.

I love Billy Lenz and I wanna read fanfics of him but like I barely find any and most of them are like pretty sexual and and hrreghhhhh

What if the dark world doesn’t actually exist and what John refers to as the dark world is his version of the Waylay