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It was a berry normal dayđ
Until it wasnâtđ
local Texan suffers the consequences of coming out to friends with the same sense of humor as a middle schooler.
the star spangled idiot's friend Tennessee reveals in a later statement that it "serves him right," and "If he wasn't honest with himself and hadn't come out when he did, I woulda had to send in our lord and savior Dolly Parton to sort him out."
I feel like drawing but Iâm too hungry
Draw food
What kind of food?
A whole ham
âŚ..
Now what?
Now draw a creature eating it
This is so stupid and how Columbus, Ohio recently had a massive outbreak of measles. MEASLES!!! I've heard people of all ages tell me that the measles doesn't exist and getting the vaccine is just big pharma trying to put weird stuff in you. But here we are! With a modern day measles outbreak.
A friend of mine who lives a couple cities away recently had to go to the hospital. The first questions they asked her? Have you been to Columbus in the last week. Measles officially beat Corona in protocol questions.
We need to get rid of the mentality that diseases don't exist any more and you're a "snowflake" if you have to take a sick day. Working yourself to death- especially while sick, doesn't make you stronger it takes you longer to recover and puts you and others in more danger. We have to change this and fast.
Itâs interesting how diseases rip through schools at incredible speeds despite being in an arguably modern, clean(ish) environment. I wonder if it has something to do with the whole âyou need a doctorâs note to excuse your absence of even one dayâ combined with the average price of going to a doctor, the lack of education on things like âyouâre still contagious even after the fever goes awayâ, and the overwhelming message of âif you donât struggle through it, youâre a failure!â
Foops Type (a WIP comic by me)
Again this is a WIP(work in progress) also its just ment to be funny also I still need to watch more episodes of the Original FOP
Update I finished outlining it
Again it was just ment to be funny
Thats me and all my short friends ( Im eclipse and their lunar )
me (5'8? 5'9?)
them(4'8 5'3 5'0 4'11 5'5)
Them : bitch !
me: Fuck you
Iâm 100% sure someone did this before
I was inspired to make âin-universe memesâ by the Miraculous Ladybug fandom, so hereâs part one of âMemes that would be floating around Amun Academy in-universeâ
would the quarters who like me like some fictive content that looks like a crackship/crack interactions? Or are we against that and just want Hatchetfield?
uhhh uhhhh UHHHHHHHHH
what is the song stuck in my headâŚ
either no cock like horse cock and im NOT searching up who sings that
orrrrrr ummmmmmm
AH THIS ONE SONG IN SPANISH I CANT REMEMBER BUT IT GOES CON CALMA SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHIN SOMETHING I LIKE UR (pum pum?âŚ. ew) GIRL
also that spanish song that goes quiere comer tus labios de sex..
(never ever say that non spanish speakers!!!!!! unless u mean itâŚ)
@snowy0w1 @80s-femboy-haircut @snxw-blind @webzazes
ATTENTION
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
Somewhere, in a dark and twisted alternate universe, Teen Wolf is a comic. Trump was never president there. World hunger was ended.
Imagine Stardew Valley but everyone is magical except the Wizard /j
Apparently so
Anon it is then :)
(You don't know me lmao, I'm not one of your mutuals.)
Ok
I just convinced a yandere that she was a tsundere the entire time
@tsunderedetector wtf have I done help
I spend my time so wisely guys fr
That one audio in Auronâs car
Fear Prowl, the flipper of tables.