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I'm trying so hard to stop posting about dumbass discourse but
this is painfully ironic coming from the group of people who, instead of celebrating bucks coming out arc, turned toxic and hateful the second they realized he wasn't going to date the "right" man. think you may be projecting a bit bud
mc: is the reason youre asking me to get this photo because there's an old embarrassing picture of you in it, but you can't get rid of it legally like the rest so youre asking me to do it?
jade:
floyd:
azul:
azul: i-- how the fuck---
mc: *shrugs* just a guess!
I REINCARNATED INTO TWISTED WONDERLAND?!
Idk I was thinking of a silly ass idea on what if the MC was someone who played the game before getting reincarnated into twst.
And then MC proceeds to accidentally slip out information about the characters before ever meeting them.
Like imagine Ruggie trying to steal Grim's food at the start of Book 2 and this is what happens:
Ruggie: Oh, come now. Let's not be like that. Here, have the hot dog bun. I insist.
Grim: Myah? What in the name of tuna...?! My paws are movin' on their own!
MC: Oh, isn't this his unique magic? Laugh With Me?
Ruggie, pausing: How the FUCK do you know that?
And then signing the contract with Azul would be like:
Azul: So, what do you say? Do we have a deal? Will you agree to a contract with me? I'm afraid I don't have all day, so if you could make your decision now, I'd appreciate it. Chop, chop!
MC: Aren't you that one dude who said your parents were divorced?
Azul: Wha- How do you know that-
MC: No wonder why you act like this.
Azul: WHAT?!
[Here's some silly moments I thought were funny but aren't canoncially in the main story]:
Jade: Hello there, Prefect. I-
MC: Wait, are you the twin with the weird unique magic that makes people tell the truth if they look into your left eye? And it can only work ONCE on a person, but it doesn't work with overly cautious people or people with strong magic? Bye, bro... *walking away in discomfort*
Jade:
[Few hours later]
Jade:
Floyd: Bro, can you move????
---
Ace, gesturing to Lilia and Silver: Those guys look close. I wonder if they're best friends or something.
Deuce: I think that's his upperclassman he usually confides in, like how we do with Trey and Cater.
MC: No? That's his dad.
Ace:
Deuce:
MC: What? OH- Ermmm actually I mean- I MEAN LIKE-
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Malleus, appears at outside of Ramshackle for the first time: Oh?-
MC, walking home before seeing him: MALLEUS DRACONIA?!??!
Malleus: I- Ok.
I think we as a society have failed old man yaoi. Yes I am talking about Lilia and Baul
'I don't experience dysphoria, so I must be faking being trans!' Come over here for a second. A little closer. I am now violently shaking you by your shoulders, screaming 'YOU DON'T NEED DYSPHORIA TO BE TRANS!' Don't let ANYBODY, and I mean ANYBODY, tell you that you aren't suffering enough for your identity to be valid. Fuck that transmedicalist bullshit; the whole thing was created to cater to transphobic cis people, by saying 'we're just mentally ill!' It's not your job to validate yourself to people who don't want you to exist anyway!
NON DYSPHORIC TRANS PEOPLE ARE VALID.
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