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this gif is forever relevant

No I will NOT have a good night. I'll have the BEST night. Your night won't even compare to how fucking unbelievably better my night will be. I will honk mimimi all over the place. You'll see.

I will die on this hill

This is a peak Godzilla design but society's not ready for that conversation yet

I will proudly say pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza while drinking my fries in a chocolate frosty.

If I have to be the person to bring nice pics of Enji in his own tag, I will.

Hold on hold on-

Yeah okay

sometimes I am reminded I am short and then, I feel sad.

daishou laughs at me and that's when I remind him that he, a volleyball player, is shorter than a goddamn detective

dazai buys me ice-cream afterwards

Give me a katana and 24 hours. Crime rate in my area drops to zero.

random thoughts

I keep seeing a bunch of videos on my recommended of like ‘what animal would you fight according to your ___’ and half the time I get a bear. As a person who lives in Montana, in the middle of a mountain and in a clearing of the woods this is saying “go out into your backyard and fight the first b*tch you see”

we don’t play in Montana I got bear spray and no police within a 30-40 minute drive and I know the only deputy here.it’s like if America and Russia has a child then got forgotten then BAM you got Montana.