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Dabi is a todoroki conspiracists after chapter 191:

BNHA Characters as Things I’ve Said

Mina : That's a t-pose ma'm. The audacity you have to use it in my presence is appalling.

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Aoyama : I cannot breath because I will smell you.

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Random Person : I just saw my life flash before my eyes.

Monoma : That must've been hard. Seeing something so pathetic—

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Aizawa : I stayed up till one.

*Rando gives a really look*

Aizawa : Just kidding. I stayed up till two.

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Bakugo *Looking at Ida, Momo, and Todoroki* : The Brittany club isn't responding.

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Midoriya : It's called overachieving. Now sit there and be quiet.

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Kaminari : I smash more than fingers guys.

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Bakugo : Can I beat people for things I want?

Random Person : Then you'd be a thug.

Kaminari remembering the part in star wars where Yoda hits R-2 with a stick : Or Yoda.

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Shigiraki : Sit over there and be quiet you stinky dirt child.

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Aizawa : I didn't go to sleep late. I went to sleep early.

Aizawa : In the morning.

Aizawa : At three o'clock.

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Shinso pointing to his cat : I love you. Don't ever change for nobody.‟

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Uraraka calmly pressing a chocolate bar to an angry person's cheek : Have some chocolate.

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Bakugo : Put those tits in a bag and let's go.

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Yaoyorozu : The only issue is my Gucci thighs.

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Uraraka : He might've been a hunk, but he was a butthole.

Tsu : She... wasn't pretty, but she tried.

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Rando : I'm hungry.

Bakugo : Then starve.

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Midoriya : Eri, cover your ears.

Midoriya : *proceeds to scream the f bomb*

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Aoyama : I am a celestial body. I too am made from stardust.

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Jiro : How's it peaceful if you're doing physical activity?

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Kirishima singing to the beat of Can't Stop the Feeling : I got this feeling, inside my balls.

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Shigiraki : Don't talk about my emo boy band like that.

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Bakugo : I'm allergic to dumb bitches.

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Monoma : I despise you. You're such a lesser thing.

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Rando : I have big stuff going on.

Midoriya pouting : *mumbles* I'll kick you in the big stuff.

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Rando : I'm offended.

Bakugo : Good. Be offended.

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Mineta : Your phone listens to you and gives you adds based on what it hears.

Mineta with his phone next to his mouth : Boobies.

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Kaminari : I act on impulse.

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Todoroki or Sato : How much sugar can I eat before I'm allowed to die?

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Rado : People get married for different reasons.

Dabi : To ruin their lives.

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Mina : *in Russian accent* You are not badass. You are bad and you have bad ass but you are not badass.

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Kaminari : Don't hump a whale cause it'll humpback.

Kaminari : *Proceeds to do a weird finger-gun chair wiggle*

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Sero : My burger is so juicy I almost don't need a drink.

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Kaminari : Flair up like my butthole.

Fun My Hero Academia Headcannons I Have

(Most of these are probably gonna end up in my story btw)

Tokoyami works at his parents' flower-shop whenever they need help and he never used to like it all that much but it's kinda grown (haha) on him. His favorite flowers are like deep purple daisies. That's why him and Shinso are friends cause he likes his purple eyes lol. (Also cause they like to silently coexist together and read poetry)

Koda loves volunteering at the local animal shelter and started when he was like 10. However, he was too scared to do it on his own so his childhood bestfirend Shoji decided to volunteer with him. They both volunteer in their free time together now.

Ochako hates and I mean HATES Alexa. Ya know, the Amazon at home assistant person. She doesn't have one but she visited someone who did (Like Yaoyorozu or somn) and Alexa just started talking randomly and freaked the girl out. So now the brunette is on high alert around the device and will tell her to shut up if she ever starts speaking. It's like a one-sided rivalry.

Bakugo not liking sweets is partially true. He doesn't like them all the time, but when he's in the mood for them, the boy will eat a whole ass wedding cake, kay. He loves food and experimenting with flavors and whatever. Also loves cinnamon cause that just makes sense. He is always happy to have a cinnamon treat. He loves those nasty cinnamon candies that old people eat. He's a grandpa.

Ida used to hate orange juice but because of his quirk he needs to drink it a lot. I say he still doesn't like it that much but, ya know, a hero's gotta do what a hero's gotta do.

Kirishima loves the smell of baby powder and I don't know why. He just does and he will powder himself after every shower because I said so.

Tsu loves crocheting and knitting. She makes the cutest mushrooms and gives a lot of them to Todoroki because he thinks they're cute but doesn't really know how to tell her that. She also taught the girl's how to crochet cause they love the mushrooms too. Honestly, everyone loves the mushrooms cause how could they not? (Aizawa is secretly a big fan of them. He has a couple floating around in his sleeping bag)

We don't like him and we probably all hate to think about it, but, under the wretched perverted mess, Mineta is a hopeless romantic. Emphasis on hopeless cause that boy ain't getting a gal if he keeps up his ways. Deep deep deep deep DEEP down, he wants to change and, when he gets older, he will, I hope... Maybe he'll find a nice girl who sets him straight and helps him grow and move away from his perverted ways? That would be nice.

Midoriya likes the Backstreet Boys cause Inko loves them and they bonded over that all of the time when he was little. Now whenever they're cleaning they have fun jam sessions. It's the cutest thing in the world and also low-key cringey but, ehh, who cares?

Jiro likes to pretend she hates romance but she secretly likes the thought of it. However, seeing people kiss is gross, but imagining it is different... for some reason…