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Incorrect Ttte Quotes 349:

*Oliver and Toad are cornered in an alleyway by one of the diesels that was searching for them*

The diesel: You're gonna die.

Toad: Mr. Oliver, what do we do?!?

Oliver: Don't worry, I have an idea!

Oliver: *Faces towards the diesel* Not today asshole! See, you hallucinating! >:)

The diesel: Huh?

*Oliver and Toad disappear*

The diesel: WHAT?!!?!?!

Pride Month Oliver/Douglas 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

(Oliver is gay, Douglas is demiromantic)

(They’re in love)

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 362:

Toad: Ummm.... Daisy... The trucks forced me to spill lipstick in your Valentino white bag....

Daisy: ASOIDHUQWASKJDBJIDFS-

Daisy: *Angry railcar noises*

Daisy: LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG WHERE IS OLIVER?!?-

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 363:

Edward, holding a can of monster: WHO THE FUCK TOOK A SIP OF MY MONSTER ENERGY DRINK?!?

Oliver and Hector: *Silent*

Edward: I knew this would happen, that's why I rubbed my nuts on the rim of the can. 😈😈😈

Hector: *Spits out the energy drink in disgust and starts dying on the floor*

Edward: *Mocking* EVERYTHING OKAY HECTOR!??!?

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 366:

*Every single truck that appeared in Modernly Classical was standing in a room as I was talking to them*

Textbook: Freight cars, fuel tankers and brake vans. Today, I want to present a special gift for your depature.

Hector: Hmph! I don't believe that. Not after I accidentally drank old seagull's forbidden monster energy drink!

S.C Ruffery: Hah! You're a loser!

Truck 1: Well, what is it?

Textbook: I would like to announce:

*Oliver suddenly breaks into the room, holding an axe and completely cracked from drinking 15 red bulls*

Textbook: Oliver.

Oliver: HEREEEEEE'SSSSSS OLLIEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Everybody: *Screaming on the top of their lungs and immediately start running away*

*The room is now empty with no more trucks left*

Textbook: Much better!

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 372:

If Duck Realized That He And Diesel Would Have Been Best Friends If He Didn't Fucking Embarrass Him:

Duck: Remember kids! No one hates you more than you already hAtE yOuRsElF...... 😭😭😭😭😭

Duck: *Having a mental breakdown* IS THIS THE REASON WHY I ONLY HAD OLIVER AS MY BEST FRIEND!??!? LADY ANSWER ME!!!!!!!

The Beast

(I know this story may not be the best, but it is partially what got me into the Thomas fandom, so I have Sodor Fallout to thank for that)

Guys:

Thomas: New Name: Tomine

Edward: New Name: Alice

Henry: New Name: Harriet

Gordon: New Name: Georgia

Pluto: New Name: Paislee

Phillip: New Name: Phillipa

Sir Topham Hatt: New Name: Madam Theodora Hatt (EVEN THE FAT CONTROLLER AIN'T SAFE FROM THE SPELL)

Duck: New Name: Dana

Flying Scotsman: New Name: Flying Scottie

BoCo: New Name: Brooke

Donald: New Name: Donella

Douglas: New Name: Douce

Oliver: New Name: Oliva

Toad: New Name: Toadette

Bill: New Name: Birdie

Ben: New Name: Bella

Paxton: New Name: Parker

Timothy the Ghost Engine: New Name: Timotha

Spencer: New Name: Speranza

I CAST GENDER-BENDER SPELL ON SODOR!

ALL MALE CHARACTERS ARE WOMEN AND ALL FEMALE CHARACTERS ARE MEN! And all the characters on the non-binary spectrum are exactly as they were.

LET THE CHAOS BEGIN!

Oh boy, this is going to be fun.

Let's just start with the characters on the non-binary spectrum or who are other genders:

Percy (Demiboy)

Mavis (Demigirl)

Mallard (Intersex)

Rusty (Nonbinary)

Rebecca (Deminonbinary)

Lady (Genderless but she makes herself look like a female to not avoid any confusion. I mean, she's a god. I don't think she cares about genders, sexuality and whatnot)

Harold (Boyflux)

James (Genderqueer)

(Going to reblog this to avoid making this post long as hell)

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 395:

Timotha the Ghost Engine: Well, I got these scars on my face when I drowned trying to save people at my old railway.

Oliva: Oh really? Funny thing. I also have scars on my face as well!

Oliva: *Touches one of her scars and shows her bloody hand to Timotha* Except that mine don't heal for some reason so they're just kinda bloody whenever somebody touches my face.

Timotha the Ghost Engine: *Starts lagging* ARGḨ̵̢̘̥̯̞͔̯̙̲̫̭̝̳̞̖̙̩̫̤̖̬̊͑̏͛͛͒͒̕͜ͅͅḤ̶̢͕̫̝̺̽̅̎̉̑́H̵̢̢͚̥͉͔̹͔͍͎̫̼̤͖̠̞̜̜̮͗͜͜Ḩ̸͈̮͈̥̻͚̱̥̝̘̌̃̌̈́͛̆͌̊́̓̈̂̆́͒̋̃͆̈́̕̚͠͝H̸͚̼̩̊̀̂̌̍̔͐͗̉͐͗̂̀̽͑͐̎͘̚͝͠H̶̩͇̖̮̫͚̬͕̞͎̦̝͎̩͆̓̄̽̋͛̋͛͊ͅH̴̢̨̡̼̼̱͍͙̝̪̦̰͐̕͝ͅͅH̴̩͚͎̤̻̖̲͚͛͊̒̈́̂̉́͊̋͑̔̐̅̎̓͛̚͝-̵̨̥̫̘̞̟̠͙̦̹̹͔̜̱͈͇͔̼͍̰͓͎͗͛͂͂́̓̄̊̎͑̒̎̏͌͋̎̋̀̇̈́̚͝

Timotha the Ghost Engine: WHAT THE FƯ̶̹͇͙̓͐͛̒̀̐̔͂̀͋͒̒̚͝͝͠͠C̸̟̜̝̥̫̹̙̬͓̬̟̰̘̜̰̟͕͓͍͈̒͒̅͑͛̀̃ͅK̶̹̮̄̄̌̿̓͐̅̃͛̂͐̍̉̃̆̈́̉͝͠͝Ḱ̷̡̧̦͚͍̣̦̻̗̓̉͌̈́̂̂̀̓͛͑͌̌̈́̀̆̚͝ͅK̷̨̝͔̥̯͇̳̔̒̎Ķ̴̨̢̜̬̠̖̗̭̳̠̱̰͈̯̮̤̩̫̜̗̤͖̮͇̈́̆̈̎̌͝Ķ̸̨̢̛̲̟̤̭̪͍̰̝̥̜̤̻͎̃̾̊̊̌͋́̕͠K̴̢̢̟̟͙̳̬͚͎͚̹̺̝̪̘̱͇̙̃͌̈̈́̈̎̇͗͗́͆̕͠͝K̶͙̭͍͎̈́K̸̢͉̳̝̥͓̀̓̀̾͊͌̓̓͑̚̚-̴̡͉̜̙̻͚̫̳̟͉͍̠̭̪̉̄̅͌̌̉̈̄̈́͆̽̈́̇̓̈̌̊͝ͅ

Ttte Halloween Headcanons: (1-12)

🎃How to Scare The Steam Team Without Traumatizing Them 🎃:

Thomas: Play extremely romantic or SPICY songs in his room, shed or any place where he normally hangs out in. He might joke about segg or romance and thinks it's funny but absolutely hates it when people start to become TOO comfortable with each other and start doing... Things that I can't name because I'm a minor. Baby by Justin Bieber would make him scream for Satan to take him out of his misery.

Edward: Second hardest person to scare in Halloween. One, he can surprisingly handle extremely dark topics. (I mean, he's a punk. What do you expect). Two, due to his insomnia giving him nightmares. Regular horror just seems like comedy to him. But, Edward does have one weakness: Sonrisas from Unicorn Wars. Has watched the film, loves it except for the parts where Sonrisas is in. In his words: Why the fuck does that orange bitch smiles in EVERY SCENE THAT HE'S IN??? A Sonrisas mask should do the trick.

Henry: Maybe dress up as Jason Voorhees and chase him around with an axe. Or cut some of his trees. (Although that last one would probably have you screaming your head off with an angry Henry ready to kick your ass)

Gordon: Get Bill and Ben roped in with your scheme and have them completely trash his room, shed or his express coaches! Gordon's face will be white as flour when he sees what you have done!

James: Fill his entire makeup collection with butter, nutella, egg yolk and anything else that is NOT makeup and put it back to her drawer. They will be screaming in less than 3 minutes when they're putting on their eyeshadow. Bonus points if you fuck up his clothes as well!

Percy: Number 1 hardest person to scare. Literally everybody has tried scaring him. But nothing seems to work on them! The only thing that would be closest to "scaring Percy" is Urbanspook. But even then, Percy looks more disgusted than frightened.

Toby: Literally any slasher movie, no matter how cheesy it is. Genuinely becomes horrified whenever a character dies even if they deserved it. His friends have no idea how easily spooked he can be. Not even Henry!

Duck: Just do anything that isn't the Great Western way. It's that easy.

Donald and Douglas: Throw a grim reaper costume onto a drone. Wait for the two to come and unleash the drone onto the two of them!!!! Chase them back to Scotland!!! To the moon!!!! To HEAVEN!!!!!!

Oliver: Send the mushiest Valentine's Day card to him. Go wild! Write it like you're simping for this man!!!!! (Unfortunately for Ollie, he is asexual)

Emily: Make the most disgusting Boba Tea with the most despicable ingredients that you can think of. Once you're done, just give it to her! Her reaction will be priceless.

Oliver learning Sodor has a scrapyard:

https://youtu.be/VM3uXu1Dq4c?si=VvJiss3svsUf9rsX

True that XD

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 401:

*In the shunting yard, Oliva, Dana and Donella were talking to each other when Douce walked towards them*

Douce, holding a card: Hey Ollie! Leuk at this card thon Bill give tae me! A'm pretty sure it's another ane o his stupid pranks!

Oliva: Let me see.

Oliva, reading out the card: "YOU'RE ONE HOT DADDY"

Donella: EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Oliva, opening it up: "Will you marry me? Signed, Douglas"

Donella: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

*Glass shatters in the distance as Douce has an exasperated expression on her face. She tried to say something, anything in fact to prove to Oliva that she was always a straight ally. But all that came out was:*

Douce: B-b-b-bubba-bobba-hob-hobba-hobba-wah-wah.....

Donella: Douggie, DOUGGIE?!?! ARE YOU THERE?!?!?

Dana: OH MY GOD CONGRATS YOU TWO!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO START PLANNING FOR YOUR WEDDING!!!!!

Oliva: DUCK NO-

Happy 11/11 Everyone!!! 💚⭐️💚⭐️

(I also drew Douglas in this to make up for missing his day)

I'm also on a Sodor fallout kick. Have a saved Oliver, cursed to be forever in the skin of a monster.

Oliver, my boy 💚💚💚 (Toad looks so done lol)

tried my hand a while ago at drawing the actual engines (and a brake van)

I love how Dowager Hatt says that the nickname of Duck is too degrading, but proceeds to call Mussolini and bird train instead 😭

Also Oliver being called Olivia is too good in my opinion

List of names dowager Hatt Called the Engines

Thomas: Theodore, Timmy, thibault, Tabitha, Tyler, Tyus, tucker, Thaddeus, Tobias, Tony, Tommy.

Edward: Edwin, Erwin, Ezekiel, Ethan, Egbert, Everett, Emmett, Eric, Elliot, that train that once pushed that other train up a hill.

Gordon: Gregory, Geoffrey, George, Grayson, Godfrey, Gustav, Giuseppe, Graig, big train. Flying Scott’s brother cousin or something.

Henry: Harry, Hudson, Hitler, Hunter, green fat engine, hector, Hendricks, Hayden, Hyde, Hans, Hansel, Holmes.

James: Jon, Joe, Amos, Alma, Jesus, Jacob, bee sting train, Jerry, Judas. Jeff.

Percy: Paul, pasta, pea, Pedro, Perry, Pete, Pablo, diablo.

Toby: Troy, tony, Tobias, Tyler, Otis

Duck: Montgomery, Mona, Monty, Mussolini, bird train, Duke, Drake, (refused to call Duck as Duck because she thought it was too degrading)

Donald: Douglas

Douglas: Donald

Oliver: …. Which one are you again? Who are you again? Ozzy, Oscar, Otto, Octavius. Olivia,

Emily: Eleanore, Esmeralda, Esme, Erica, Emma, Evangelina, emerald, Ellen, Eva, Eve,

Diesel: Doris, Dennis, Daniel, Dan, David, you, who named you? The Deisel with no name.

Bill: Prince Buddy bear Xxavier Dijonny Nevah cash cash III (Bill told Dowager Hatt that was his full name when they met)

Ben: Sir Jermastesty Brexicalishrika Llallañalamopolisistyck Billy Bob Robert jones brother son XXVIII (also told Dowager hatt that was his name.)

I third this! 10 x 11 is one of my comfort ships

I think Douglas and Oliver are a lovely couple🥹🥹🥹

I can tell by the reblogging spree you literally reblogged one Oliver x douglas piece like 5 times, you alright you wanna talk? 😂✨

Is that my boy, Oliber?

another warm up !!

close up vvv

YESSSSSS!!!! MY BOYS!!!!!! 🖤💚🖤💚🖤💚

Also, HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

Something for @viktuurishipper96

Thanks for all the support hun! Just try not to spam my inbox I would be super grateful 😅💖

I don’t do art trades anymore but figured I’d show my appreciation. My side was a cute Oliver X Douglas smooch so here’s two boys kissing. Hope ya like it!

On that note: 👀

Happy pride month yall. Stay safe and stay gorgeous. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨

Poor Ollie, man. Douglas better save him again 😭😭😭

Look! A branchline!

Thomas: Where?!

an engine in need of some grandfatherly advice!

Edward: Where!?

a few drops of rain!

Henry: Where?!

an engine that’s faster than you!

Gordon: Where!?

another red engine

James: OH NO THEY DON’T!!

A few mean engines bullying a shunter!

Percy: Where!?

A young engine that’s about to get into some serious trouble!

Toby: Where!? :D

An engine from the Great Western Railway!

Duck: Where!?

Dilly!

Donald: Where!?

Thomas’s special Coach!

Douglas: Where!?

A Deisel engine who wants to scrap you!

Oliver: *screams in PTSD*

A very angry Thomas about to beat you up because you took his coaches!

Emily: oh come on Thomas! They’re just coaches!!

A steam engine to bully!

Diesel: Where!?

Two twins about to cause confusion and delay!

BoCo: WILLIAM AND BENJAMIN THE BAGNALL 0-4-0ST CHINA CLAY PIT TWINS!!

A new engine to tease!

Bill and Ben: Where!?

A mermaid!

Skiff: where!?

Engines causing Confusion and Delay!

The Fat controller: >:O Where!?

A plant pot that is slightly out of place!

Millie: Where!?

An engine that needs therapy!

Victor: Where!?

A train to derail!

The troublesome trucks: WHERE!? SHOW THEM WHERE THEY ARE!! I NEED TO BE AT THE BACK OF THEIR TRAIN!! LETS SHOVE THEM OFF THE RAILS LIKE THE LITTLE KAMIKAZES WE ARE!! TEN POINTS IF WE KILL SOMEONE!!

The lost engine!

Splodge: Where!?

A Chupacabra!

Casey: Where!?

A duck Thirst Trap!

@asktrio516 : 😍 Where!?

A bunny!

Lord Bunny: WHERE!?