Undertale Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Papyrus: I’m sad :(
Sans: Oh no it’s ok!
Frisk: Chara, I’m sad.
Chara: mood.
frisk: have you seen a ghost named Chara?
Sans: yea… they made a horrible mess out of that fountain.
frisk: what’s so bad about a water fountain with red food coloring in it?
Sans: its blood.
Frisk: what are you guys favorite cake flavors?
Frisk and Chara in unison: chocolate cake with peanut butter frosting and double chocolate chunks.
Sans: ok… Papyrus let’s go next I guess…
Papyrus: Spaghetti!
Sans: ketchup!
Papyrus: I think we’re missing something…
frisk: teamwork?
sans: A general sense of what we’re doing?
chara: hope?
flowey: a small chance?
papyrus: what? No! we’re making spaghetti! We need tomatoes!
Chara’s spirit: I just ended a marriage!
Flowey: wait you weren’t married…
chara’s spirit: it wasn’t my marriage!
*Asgore and Toriel yelling in the background.*
Chara: *places a card on the pile* ace of spades!
Frisk: *places down an uno card* DRAW FOUR!
Papyrus: *putting down a pokémon card* JOLTEON I CHOOSE YOU!!!
Undyne: *slamming down a card* CRAZY EIGHTS!
Sans:
Sans: what are we even playing?
Toriel: YOU LYING, CHEATER!!!
Asgore: YEAH? WELL WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD WHERE NOT EVERYTHING IS ALL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS!!!
Toriel: IM TAKING CHARA AND ASREIL AND LEAVING!
Chara: *picks up monopoly board* okaaaaaayyyyy i think that’s enough of this game!
Toriel: *trying to fill out legal papers* were you born afab or amab? Papyrus: Amab!
Frisk: lol nope!
Chara: i just spawned in.
sans: I was a lab experiment!
papyrus: *in the background* WHAT?
Chara: HOW DID NONE OF YOU HEAR ANYTHING I JUST SAID!?!?
Frisk: I zoned out for the past hour and a half.
Flowey: I got distracted half way through.
Sans: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Toriel: WHERE ARE MY CHILDREN YOU WEED?
Flowey: Frisk, Chara, Papyrus and some armless Monster Kid are all playing hide and seek.
Toriel: WHERE?
Flowey: … I don’t think you understand how this game works old goat.
Frisk: *trips down the hole in Mt Ebott*
Toriel: OH MY GOSH ARE YOU OKAY?!?
Frisk: Make a wish; you just saw a falling star.