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The Redfort Gang as Cards Against Humanity Players
Clancy: the one looking up all his cards on Google Images because he doesn’t understand them
Elliot: Laughing hysterically when the judge reads his card, giving himself away
Froghorn: The judge that takes everything extremely literally, doesn’t get any of the irony or sarcasm of the game
Del: Only uses the sexual/inappropriate cards, (Daniel Radcliffe’s delicious asshole is her personal fave)
Mrs. Digby: The judge that sits there staring and refusing to talk until everyone quits talking and quiets down to listen to the cards
Blacker: The one looking over at other peoples card, and spends each round trying to guess (out loud) who put in each card
Ruby: The one who has somehow won almost every round, despite people actively trying not to pick hers
Red: the one who hasn’t won a single round, insists each round “this is the one!!” (It’s never the one)
Hitch: The sneaky one that suspiciously always ends up with the best cards
LB: the owner of the cards, who is usually more worried about them being put away properly and orderly and people not spilling food on them than the actual game
My two answers in one round of quiplash that went together just a bit too well
Toriel: YOU LYING, CHEATER!!!
Asgore: YEAH? WELL WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD WHERE NOT EVERYTHING IS ALL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS!!!
Toriel: IM TAKING CHARA AND ASREIL AND LEAVING!
Chara: *picks up monopoly board* okaaaaaayyyyy i think that’s enough of this game!